Fartbox posted:

so i went on another tinder date

forgot my belt in her hotel room

sigh

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

She kept it to hang herself

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Fartbox posted:

I found a 19 year old girl who wants a daddy. Not a bot

Should I? Is it worth all the brainproblems

Fartbox posted:

Considering she mentiones 50 shades of grey I imagine she wants me to do some bdsm stuff with her

Ratjaculation posted:

Its a bot you deluded false-hoping fat sack of poo poo

Field Mousepad posted:

Anyone who has been on tinder for more than a day would know that's a bot. Goddamn goons are dumb as hell.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

What a coincidence, my town is also named Bort!

Linguica posted:

did you seriously just make fun of a north korean who never even ate beef before much less BBQ for being given "sissy sauce"

Linguica posted:

*sees swollen bellied ethiopian child gnawing on a chicken's wing* lol. lmfao. i bet there's not even any Don's Magma Diarrhea Ghost Pepper Sauce on that wing. pussy rear end bitch.

SpacePig posted:

I didn't even notice that the first time. What is a six kilometer bort?

Picnic Princess posted:

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

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System Metternich posted:

purple death ray posted:

the cummie commies were my favorite underground 90s hardcore band

Solice Kirsk posted:

Those were all funny forums quotes. Good job you two!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Sticky the thread.

Guavanaut posted:

Between them, the Lords Spiritual, the Lords Temporal, Lord Adonis, Lord Elder, and Baroness Blood, I can't tell if our political system sounds more like a Klan meeting or a poo poo fantasy novel.

sebzilla posted:

*consults list*

Not forgetting Lord Archer, Lord Cashman, Lord Crisp, Lords Dear and Darling, Lord Eatwell, Lord Falconer, Lord Goodlad (presumably of Whomeanswell), Baroness Jolly, Lord Judge, two Lords King, Lord Mair, Baroness Rock, Earl Sandwich, Viscount Slim, Lord Snape, Lord Spicer, Lord Steel, Baroness and Lord Stern, Lord Sugar, Lord Trees, Lord True, Baroness Valentine, Baroness Wolf, Lord Woolf, Lord Wolfson, three Lords and two Baronesses Young and Viscount Younger



Toffs are ridiculous

Spanish Manlove posted:

Their best song was "I shot a load on Reagan"

Sapozhnik posted:

sebzilla posted:

Viscount Slim

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

There's no way this is not a biscuit

Penguissimo posted:

The cool thing about going to grad school in the arts is that you get the power combo of the healthy environment that is academia and the stable functional lifestyle of being in the arts

Pick posted:

SomeJazzyRat posted:

The youth of America is going through a rebellious phase right now. Except America's dad is trying to get them to do heroin, and they're all going "gently caress you dad I'm opening a women's shelter".

haveblue posted:

right now the nyc art world is mad because the guggenheim is putting on an exhibition of chinese art that almost included a terrarium full of lizards and bugs eating each other and videos of dogfight dogs (not actually fighting but that's where he got the dogs from) forced to run on treadmills

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the cadavers used in the Bodies exhibit almost certainly all came from executed chinese prisoners

Trig Discipline posted:

i thought it was weird that i wanted to see more dead bodies only an hour later

Dabir posted:

I don't get it

CzarChasm posted:

There's an old joke that after eating Chinese food you're hungry again an hour later