Phyzzle posted:

You mean cuck?

Devonaut posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Scottish_emigrants_to_Norway

Carbon dioxide posted:

Not a lot of people getting kidnapped by vikings these days.

vyelkin posted:

I bet honeybees don't even have their own condo bubble.

The Duggler posted:

Pretty sure the bee condo market is collapsing hard right now

flakeloaf posted:

Wasps moved in and ruined everything, as usual.

kalstrams posted:

All-caps one is the sex meme of 2015

Phyzzle posted:

You mean cuck?

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Yeah, сuсk.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

my favourite thing about the new filters is that the user “IM GAY LIKE 3O” shows up, when quoted, as “MY SEXUALITY WAS TURNED INTO A MEME BY IDIOTS LIKE 3O”

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

my favourite thing about the new filters is that the user “IM GAY LIKE 3O” shows up, when quoted, as “MY SEXUALITY WAS TURNED INTO A MEME BY IDIOTS LIKE 3O”

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I remember seeing CAT rear end NOW's name filtered in quotes to "CAT rear end NOW" before I got an account.

Mr. McGibblets posted:

It wasn't that great let me give you a run down.

Me: "This is loving bullshit I just shot a guy point blank in the back of the head and he didn't loving die, this is why core loving sucks when I shoot someone like that they should loving die"

Goon: "Something about it taking 2 shots to kill Kobain"

Me: Went 15 kills 16 deaths...looks at computer punches it. "gently caress this bullshit I'm out for the night guys I'm just sticking with Hardcore from now on"

The end.

Mr. McGibblets posted:

No I just have anger issues when a game in 2016 has issues with hit detection...ruining my experience and immersion and to think people are sold on this whole virtual reality thing just lol.

Never had these issues on Counter-Strike on the original Xbox and that was 8+ years ago?

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Well to be fair only $300...Probably $50 after depreciation and all in damage was done to my lovely chrome book that I've been wanting to replace but never had a reason to...at least now I do. I had been browsing new computers in between matches and after playing bullshit core I decided to see how durable it was. I loving hate core playlists they are loving horrible and I'm sick of getting 4-5 hit markers on someone only to have them one shot me. I had a guy that was literally AFK I went up behind him and shot him in the back of the head...point loving blank range and guess what he didn't die. Hardcore is where it is at.


e: Next thing I'm going to destroy is my pos Note 4...but not until I get a new computer.

flosofl posted:

gently caress you.

You wake up to her with blood running and bubbling out her mouth making moaning sounds that will haunt you forever. You do chest compressions hearing bones crack and blood squirting out her loving nostrils until the EMTS show up pulling you off her. Oh, and you had to run and unlock the door so they could get in when they show up. And always wonder if those 30 seconds you spent doing that made a difference. You be unable to fall asleep except for exhaustion because every time you close your eyes you see the blood. THEN you can say PTSD from my fiancé dying in front of my eyes is not real.

I hope you die painfully slow and all alone. You gently caress.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I bet that's the only time you made her squirt

DemeaninDemon posted:

I don't know about exposing him to radiation. That much smug narcissism might turn him into a radioactive super villain.

stan worship posted:

Spider-Cruz, Spider-Cruz,
Fights against the right to choose.
Spins a tale, full of lies,
He's easy to despise,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Cruz.

cyberia posted:

Puppy Galaxy posted:

That's some cold blooded poo poo

Zemyla posted:

I wouldn't think that while you're in horrible pain is the best time to go about the delicate business of cutting yourself open and then stitching it closed, you know, but suture self.

Sanford posted:

TontoCorazon posted:

I am giggling like a schmuck right here.

Request: anybody have the goon stuck in the well quote.

TontoCorazon posted:

I am giggling like a schmuck right here.

Request: anybody have the goon stuck in the well quote.

Eponine posted:

This is not a time to celebrate Scalia's death. Truly, let us mourn his life.

The MSJ posted:

I hope they show more diverse Predator body types. There's a swole one, a slim athletic one, and goon predator sitting at a console in their ship.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I honestly felt really bad posting it but

TetsuoTW posted:

Did you try the first page of the thread?

cyberia posted:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I honestly felt really bad posting it but

Mucilaginous posted:

People have moved way past feeling sorry for you. You feel sorry for a child who touches a stove; if he then proceeds to hold his hand to the burner because the stove might not like it if he stops burning himself...

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Actually, I'm going to take the crazy viewpoint that mocking someone with PTSD about the thing that gave them PTSD is a lovely thing to do. Yes, I know, poison womb, hulk hogan 9/11 etc.

spog posted:

But how will we know how edgy and cool they are if they don't?

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Actually, I'm going to take the crazy viewpoint that mocking someone with PTSD about the thing that gave them PTSD is a lovely thing to do. Yes, I know, poison womb, hulk hogan 9/11 etc.

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Actually, I'm going to take the crazy viewpoint that mocking someone with PTSD about the thing that gave them PTSD is a lovely thing to do. Yes, I know, poison womb, hulk hogan 9/11 etc.

spog posted:

But how will we know how edgy and cool they are if they don't?

quote:

There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

ants on my cum rag posted:

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

I haven't browsed outside of the app for a while, can anyone remind me what the Holocaust joke on every page is?

cock hero flux posted:

gas chamber in the dropdown menu

Solice Kirsk posted:

Was it a holocaust joke though? Gas chambers were and still are a US thing.