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Eating more than one pot brownie sounds like an actual hell already; the thought of doing so while pregnant makes me so anxious I want to explode.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Eating more than one pot brownie sounds like an actual hell already; the thought of doing so while pregnant makes me so anxious I want to explode. Eating pot brownies while pregnant might make you worry that you will explode. And that’s before you factor in watching a space shuttle explode on the TV.
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rear end frog posted:i changed it to make it funnier, by juxtaposing "tasty" with the image of the anus, an organ with which tastiness is not often associated shame on you if you dont eat rear end
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Mar 11, 2018 11:36
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Krankenstyle posted:shame on you if you dont eat rear end most people don't exactly do it for the flavor tho
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The Maestro posted:I also feel compelled to tell you that “up in them guts” is absolutely slang for loving, not being a fetus in a womb maybe it can be both?  Spanish Manlove posted:I dislike your vernacular because it feels like you're trying too hard to be witty or funny in every clause or phrase of what you write so it comes of grating and stilted when I read it. Thanks. i dont think and  and let the words fall like clumps of stool from a loose booty (especially when im manic  ) which doesnt come naturally, irl I think a lot and say very little. I think if was trying harder, id delete half of what my brain shits out and only types 2 and 3 of the Bristol shitpost scale would hit the water. bc no lie, i drop a lot of type 7s 
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Mar 11, 2018 12:02
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Trig Discipline posted:most people don't exactly do it for the flavor tho there was a Star trek: Enterprise episode where an alien culture loved smells the most, their whole cuisine tasted very blech but everything had a real nose-tickling aroma and that was what they prized eating rear end is the same
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Mar 11, 2018 12:08
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Gatekeeper posted:there was a Star trek: Enterprise episode where an alien culture loved smells the most, their whole cuisine tasted very blech but everything had a real nose-tickling aroma and that was what they prized who the gently caress writes this poo poo? human taste is literally 90% smell
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Mar 11, 2018 12:15
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Krankenstyle posted:who the gently caress writes this poo poo? human taste is literally 90% smell No, it isn't. It's a common misconception.
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Mar 11, 2018 12:18
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Gatekeeper posted:there was a Star trek: Enterprise episode where an alien culture loved smells the most, their whole cuisine tasted very blech but everything had a real nose-tickling aroma and that was what they prized The only smells or tastes I wanna encounter when eating rear end are the smell of human skin, and sweat, and pussy juice. However, if you wanna do it, some slight "flavor" cannot be the end of the world, or going for it is gonna end up being disappointing in the grand scale.
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Mar 11, 2018 12:25
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Paladinus posted:No, it isn't. It's a common misconception. speak for yourself
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Mar 11, 2018 12:32
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Paladinus posted:No, it isn't. It's a common misconception. Must be nice to have never gotten a cold or stuffy nose, but believe me when I say that losing your sense of smell makes everything lose its flavor and become bland like unflavored oatmeal. e: never eaten rear end with a stuffy nose but I don't think it would ruin the experience aside from making it difficult to breathe
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Mar 11, 2018 12:48
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Buncha pinkeye-havin' motherfuckers itt
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Mar 11, 2018 13:05
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Gatekeeper posted:maybe it can be both? It's very monkey cheese le random spork bacon narwhal epic goon sirrah five five five golden manbabies ex dee whilst a lot of the time.
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Mar 11, 2018 13:10
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Krankenstyle posted:who the gently caress writes this poo poo? human taste is literally 90% smell Dude, it wouldn't be called taste if it was smell jeese smh
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Syd Midnight posted:Must be nice to have never gotten a cold or stuffy nose, but believe me when I say that losing your sense of smell makes everything lose its flavor and become bland like unflavored oatmeal. You were eating oatmeal all this time. Sorry you had to learn that way.
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Mar 11, 2018 13:39
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Gatekeeper is funny as gently caress and some of you people are comedy vampire black holes. Eat rear end.
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Mar 11, 2018 14:01
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mods please change my name to Sammaturk Stevie
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Charles Bukowski posted:Gatekeeper is funny as gently caress
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Charles Bukowski posted:Gatekeeper is funny as gently caress and some of you people are comedy vampire black holes. Eat rear end.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Buncha browneye-havin' motherfuckers itt
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Mar 11, 2018 15:36
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Not everyone shits through their keyboard.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Not everyone shits through their keyboard. Your posts, however...
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Subway:Charles Bukowski posted:Eat rear end.
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Agnostalgia posted:I know the negotiations are complicated and all but still surprised to see brexit has been ongoing for 18000 years now.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Buncha pinkeye-havin' motherfuckers itt i read somewhere that medical providers are currently reporting a noticeable increase in cases of parasitic amoebiasis, a disease which is only transmitted by the fecal-oral route stop eating rear end, people
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Mar 11, 2018 20:02
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Sagebrush posted:i read somewhere that medical providers are currently reporting a noticeable increase in cases of parasitic amoebiasis, a disease which is only transmitted by the fecal-oral route Stop lying
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Mar 11, 2018 20:34
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We need local expert Murphy Brownback to teach y'all a lesson.
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Mar 11, 2018 20:51
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I read somewhere that Sagebrush is a begwibbed badonkadonk. How about that huh????? e: oh, it was right there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Mar 11, 2018 20:54
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Eating rear end is fine, but please use protection. A sheet of plastic wrap between your tongue and the rear end doesn't limit sensation, and you don't get poop bacteria in your mouth.
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Mar 11, 2018 20:56
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Eating rear end is fine, but please use protection. A sheet of plastic wrap between your tongue and the rear end doesn't limit sensation, and you don't get poop bacteria in your mouth. Probaby true, but in my experience wrapping a girl up like a leftover potroast isn't going to improve her mood. Aluminum foil is a better choice imo. Oven friendly so you can reheat on the fly.
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Mar 11, 2018 21:03
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 A much better makeshift dental dam can be made from a rubber glove (which you probably already have lying around if someone in your household uses hair dye, or if you cook a lot and hate the feel of raw meat on your hands, or even if you don't they're a buck for a box of a zillion) by cutting the fingers off just below where they meet the glove, leaving the thumb intact, and then cutting again an inch or so under the thumb, then slitting it up the pinkie side. Leave the pinkie bit intact for handles! https://www.verywell.com/how-to-make-a-dental-dam-from-a-latex-glove-3133018Lube up the thumb, jam it into your orifice of choice, and get to work. Safety!
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Eating rear end is fine, but please use protection. A sheet of plastic wrap between your tongue and the rear end doesn't limit sensation, and you don't get poop bacteria in your mouth. I've never gotten sick from doing it, guess I have a strong immune system. Did use to run around in the forest eating frog eggs, touching dead animals, getting cut on rocks and poo poo, as a child. Who knew it would be useful later on. You can only catch parasites if your partner has them so that is gonna be pretty rare.
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Lady and the tramping a tapeworm out of your partner's b-hole
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Mar 11, 2018 22:36
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I am so glad rear end eating wasn't a thing in my slut days, seriously.
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It still isn't a thing. It's just jenkem 2.0 that goons peddle to unsuspecting public. Unfortunately, the only people gullible enough to fall for that were people responsible for the movie CHIPS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhB50aVixNs
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rear end eating is good actually and that clip doesn't actually disprove that
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Keep in mind that goons also argued with a guy who said he hosed and ate the same pussy at the same time while bending body in five-fold directions because not a single person involved in the conversation had ever had sex.
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Look guyes, I say things that are not factually true sometimes (though always in the pursuit of spiritual truth), but when it comes to eating rear end, every single post has been genuine. It may seem it's a GBS inspired joke, but the history is more like, once I decided I was gonna post in GBS and talk about my sex life on SA, I found I was not alone. I was encouraged by the shared experience to talk about my own. Some goons know what it is like. It's communal, like a church. I raise my beer to you, goons.
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Paladinus posted:It still isn't a thing. It's just jenkem 2.0 that goons peddle to unsuspecting public. Unfortunately, the only people gullible enough to fall for that were people responsible for the movie CHIPS. I can't speak for anyone else, but I am 100% sincere when I say I eat rear end and enjoy it. Also, that clip is 100% pro-rear end-eating, and whoever that guy is, he is 100% correct with his "eat all the asses" philosophy. In the words of the immortal (but also dead) Johnny Cockring, "If you don't see poo poo, you must eat it."
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If it's clean get between (those cheeks)
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