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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:according to a thing I read on Cracked years ago http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ridiculous-sex-machines-amazon-with-hilarious-reviews/
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w00tmonger posted:Why would it be anything but snow? Only because it's ice.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 17:14 |
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That was the guy who dropped some winners on the beginning of the F-35 thread. Joe something? Cited in the previous version of the thread. Nope, cock hero flux: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627558&pagenumber=12&perpage=40#post428652825 My favorite from that thread: cock hero flux posted:lmao the US spent trillions developing stealth and the first time they started using F-117 stealth planes in combat they were defeated by yugoslavia Subjunctive has a new favorite as of 03:15 on Jan 8, 2016 |
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I don't find that very funny, I have to say.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 03:28 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:I thought you were quoting the post about the sock monkey and started forming strong words. I'm not a loving savage.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 08:49 |
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Kenny Logins posted:Fishmech isn't a forums poster, it's a serious psychological condition. Actually, that's fishmech's monster.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 18:09 |
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Ground chuck, if you're dating a double amputee.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 13:24 |
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E:^^^ when I read that my daughter chastised me for my audible "holy gently caress"DemeaninDemon posted:I don't know about exposing him to radiation. That much smug narcissism might turn him into a radioactive super villain. stan worship posted:Spider-Cruz, Spider-Cruz,
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 23:38 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Ahaha I love how quickly goons figured out what's going on. It's like on Jeopardy when Alex barely finishes the first sentence and you can already see the contestants going apeshit on their buzzers.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 01:02 |
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cock hero flux posted:there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real And you would know, Sir Flux!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:50 |
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Tesseraction posted:I think that thread is going to provide many good quotes. Probably best to let it unfold naturally. If you touch it, the OP will smell the difference and abandon it in the nest.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 02:38 |
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Well huh. I guess my anaconda do want some.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 20:21 |
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oof.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 18:04 |
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Hyperlynx posted:Why does this thread always become helldump lite instead of any actually funny quotes? All the funniest things in the world are mean.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 05:38 |
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jaegerx posted:Like your face Yes, I mostly do
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 05:45 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm Clairhuxtable. Don't let anyone drink you under the huxtable.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 02:05 |
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I read it hoping for a funny forum quote, but oh well
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 00:31 |
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"For sale: baby scale, never calibrated."
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 15:38 |
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Palpek for everything.
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 02:11 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:infamous post on the Bioware forums where somebody wrote out an enormously detailed analysis of what an alien girl's sweat tasted like
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 04:37 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Ward comes home two hours late, smelling of his secretary's perfume. The family sits through a sullen meal, with Ward drinking from a highball glass and refusing to look his wife in the eye, while June makes a point of banging the spoon against the dishes as she serves dinner. Later, from his bedroom, the Beaver hears his mother and father fighting. "Jesus loving CHRIST, June! Don't start with me! Just do not loving START with me!"
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 04:02 |
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w00tmonger posted:Uncooked meat. Sushi and poo poo. Basically they just want to gently caress around with salmonella etc and that's a big potential source of if. With cold cuts the concern is listeria, not salmonella. CDC says you should cook your cold cuts if you're pregnant: https://www.cdc.gov/media/matte/2011/05_listeriapregnant.pdf
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 22:14 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I've been on here for too long. If you stopped, you still have far to fall.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 22:07 |
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FlyinPingu posted:I feel like a self-loathing alcoholic computer janitor calling someone a sadbrained pyf furry is a bit of a throwin' stones in a glass house situation Sounds like marriage counseling.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 21:17 |
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Can someone link the DNF thread already? I'm not finding it in my searches.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 23:49 |
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I was just assembling that very post.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 05:05 |
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atomicthumbs posted:Don't forget: elf tentacle sounding pussy, too. Who could forget?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 12:32 |
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Rhymenoserous posted:Yearrrrgh. That's
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 22:20 |
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Maybe animate it so the Y falls off.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 19:19 |
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Can someone call an admin to end this Diet QCS derail?
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 13:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is that the same guy that would rub the "water" out of the cyst at the top of his rear end and smear it on his bed frame every morning and there were obvious stains on the headboard from where he did that? WE ARE DONE HERE
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 22:33 |
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If you're having enough booze before work to materially affect how quickly you bleed, you're probably better off calling in sick anyway.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 03:01 |
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Terrible Robot posted:Sometimes people take showers after work True, but the post said "before work".
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 03:49 |
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Seatoxx is one of the greatest things to ever occur on the internet.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 00:31 |
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Well I was going to post in that thread but now... They actually have extras, it's ok.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 00:36 |
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The gifts could be purchased with people in mind, but be awaiting the recipient's birthday or Christmas or whatever. Plus you have to keep all those wrapping supplies somewhere.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 02:50 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wrapping supplies should always be stored in the Gift Wrapping Room. The hell is wrong with you? I was raised poor, I'm still catching up. Crane Fist posted:Don't try and make the idea of a gift closet sound reasonable Benefit of the doubt is sort of my gimmick.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 15:24 |
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Karate Bastard posted:The posts around thereabouts are good too. They're even better if you turn them on their sides.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 13:52 |
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FishBulb posted:Is liquid nitrogen even something you can buy for home use? WaitsUp posted:Nobody tell him there's a second half of Terminator 2
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 20:59 |
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Amazing
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