DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

dare you enter the magical world of olfactory porn

scratch and sniff

bulletsponge13 posted:

While checking out in the grocers, I overheard three suburban moms loudly exclaiming the virtues of Taco Lasagna. One said to add a layer or two of "real Taco Bell" to make it taste "OMG amazing!"

I'm not saying they aren't right, but they were losing their god drat minds, and I am sure posting pictures of their off color mess on Facebook.

TontoCorazon posted:

It's almost as bad as people touting proudly making "homemade subway sandwiches". As in the goddamn franchise Subway.

Pomp posted:

"real taco bell" is upsetting me

The General posted:

Never. Ever. Buy Taco Bell out of the trunk of someone's car.

sweeperbravo posted:

Sounds like something Blue Story would have posted about but not had the energy to try

Hogge Wild posted:

maybe someone can help me. there was a post where someone used many goon favoured expressions and they all had some deliberate mistakes in them. i think that someone has already quoted it itt

Hogge Wild posted:

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Mister Macys posted:

"Scallion oil noodles"

1.) I need a new camera (N5); it took two lamps to get this exposure.
2.) Forgot to add chopsticks to the presentation.
3.) It's not called for, but I like adding toasted sesame to mine.
4.) My asian mart has "Shanghai style noodles" in three sizes; I prefer the middle one.
5.) I am never going to eat dry noodles again if I can afford it; hand pulled, all the way.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5me5Cgt3-M

mich posted:

Mister Macys posted:

2.) Forgot to add chopsticks to the presentation.

Hey, maybe don't feel like this is a thing you should have done. Do you need to include a fork if you're presenting a plate of pasta? Asian food can stand for itself without adding exoticizing props.

Mister Macys posted:

What's your problem dude? Nothing wrong with a little authenticity.

And you use a spoon for KD, everyone knows that.

mich posted:

I explained what my problem is. Asian food doesn't need to be exoticized with props. The food can stand alone by itself without you adding things to the picture to emphasize "HEY LOOK THIS IS ASIAN." It's something that happens with photography of Asian food a lot. Some Asian cultures don't even use chopsticks! Adding utensils to a picture of food can play a role if the purpose is in the composition of the photo. Adding it as a prop to make the food more "authentic" is problematic. Plus, it looks like you squirt sriracha all over a bowl of Chinese noodles, how "authentic" is that?

I know it seems like not a very big deal but it's all part of a bigger picture of "othering" Asian culture.


If you don't realize how prevalent it is, look at the google image search results for "spaghetti":
https://www.google.com/search?biw=1...504.IzGPyeqFaBQ

Now look at pho:
https://www.google.com/search?biw=1...318.zgcvDCEa4Fo

Doom Rooster posted:

Made a big bowl of red beans and rice with andouille on top.

Cloks posted:

I skipped breakfast.

Moundgarden posted:

i didnt

Tiggum posted:

Why would you use chopsticks instead of an egg flipper? Or even a fork? Anything with a flat surface to slide underneath the thing you're turning would be better than chopsticks.

Industrial Meat Package posted:

Does anybody have a link to the Dad Jokes thread?

Many good quotes there that I would like to cite, for this thread.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't get it.

RandomFerret posted:

It's funny that everybody's always taking about how much business the HC does. The co-op place to the left of it does millions more but nobody ever talks about it.

Phanatic posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

This is still funny


I'm on painkillers for unrelated reasons and I can't stop giggling why????

Say Nothing posted:

Hihohe posted:

I fought the log and the log won.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I will never understand this mindset. Somehow GOD HIMSELF THROUGH JESUS OUR LORD tells you that you can run through a 4x4, and when you fail, it's not an eye opening moment of "maybe if I hear voices it's a mental illness", but rather a "Oh drat JESUS is upset with me and that's why I didn't do the superhuman thing, Lemme go pray harder".

Religion I understand. Faith I understand. That? Not so much.

pik_d posted:

It's a looped gif, he's not actually doing it over and over again as shown.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You'd have to tip the phone booth over and pour them in or they'd just flow right out though, dunno if the phone booth stuffing rules allow for that.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Roast Beef, Ray, and Pat are cats. Teodor is a rabbit. Cornelius is a bear. Lyle is a tiger. Philippe is five.

Douglas Dinsdale posted:

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

what the gently caress kind of food is that

Data Graham posted:

Barf brittle