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Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Holy gently caress that dude spent a grand on a blow job machine. An 11lb blow job machine.

Also holy gently caress I'm never looking at a skater the same way again.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 22:21

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:36

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This reminds me of a post a long time ago about a dude who ended up breaking both his arms, but thought he couldn't move them because he did it when he fell and smashed his nuts into a bar on a tractor, and it just hurt THAT BAD. I haven't laughed that hard in a long damned time.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 17:41

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

The basic tenant of Greek mythology boils down to all their gods living on a big hill but no one bothered to go climb it and check out what's up.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 14:21

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Whoops. Tenet. Stupid homophones.

Sorry bout that.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 15:14

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Wow, gives a whole new meaning to Crank - The Movie.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 21:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Why such a small fraction of the Barnacle Jim beatdown?

ed: he has a long face

I was waiting for when he walked into a bar and the bartender said "Holy gently caress, you must be Barnacle Jim!"

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 11:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I can imagine the squealing sound you get when you stretch the opening of a balloon and let the air out, just fading away into the distance.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 07:11

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

You'd think that having a fetish of any sort would be something you really really really think about and research before you decide to bring it up.

Even more so when it involves some rando hammering your wife.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 06:28

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Wait, when did TFR kill a kid?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 01:53

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Oh I thought it was some random poster from TFR and not just the general hosed up gun loonies in the world.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 02:01

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I'm curious, but also paranoid about what this mysterious panel could be.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 06:19

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

Oreos are addictive.

Chocos. Not oreos.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 19:56

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I want to be prepared for any situation. That's why I carry two pens (a space pen, a Pilot G2 [black]), a tactical Field Notes notebook (black), a tactical multitool (black), a hacked Altoids tin (sour mango) with bandages, matches, a mini Bic lighter (black), paper clips, twine, a mini compass, a Morse code chart, a length of parachute cord (black), as well as a pocket flashlight (black) pistol (black) and a cell phone (black) just in case I need to call the police (Granos)

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 07:51

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Poor ol' Bambi, thought of apples and drowned.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 03:24

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

BZZ BZZ BZZZZ

THAT HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!!!!

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 22:56

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Well, that would have been immensely funnier if the picture of the gigantic dildo looking tank I thought I had put in there was actually there.

Or at least made a bit more sense...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Apr 10, 2017

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 23:40

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

There's a deflate gate joke for A A Ron, but damned if I can connect the dots on it.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 08:57

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

It's like a porn version of an elliptical.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 08:55

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

fruit on the bottom posted:

Counterpoint

The one good thing to come out of that...

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 06:23

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

okay i was grossed out but then i fuckin' d when I realized this was basically describing a baby exploding out of a woman's vagina

It's like the worst kind of party popper.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 09:22

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Hey

You let Grinding Nemo have his Oscar win dammit. Give him at least a day before you start trying to tear down his joy :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 07:50

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I was kinda irritated at the whole "OMG BLIND DUDE" in a world where they can literally grow fake people. Seems like curing blindness would be kinda simple compared to the rest.

Then I got annoyed because if they can cure blindness, that just means it's by choice, which means he's some kinda weird eye hipster style villain.

I did like the movie, but I didn't like all of it. I'm not sitting through it again, but I did mostly enjoy the time I did see it.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 21:47

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Butt doctor!" says the woman, "PFFFFFBTBTBBTBTBTBBT"

FTFY

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 08:10

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

IIRC there's some sort of replicatior goop that's in the unit that it makes all the stuff from.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 07:44

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm sure they were just super into stage coaches or horses or lances or something.

Nah, if the old manuscripts are anything to go by, dudes were crazy about giant snails.

# ¿ May 23, 2018 05:24

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Dameius posted:

Oh look, it's Granos
You know what you must do now
Just call the police.

In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. The police still arrive. - Granos, Avengers, Infinity War

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 11:47

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I think my favorite I had ever seen was one that got to be a title for a thread.

Something like "NWA had a song about Granos named Call The Police" or something to that effect.

I still chuckle randomly when I'm driving and it pops in my mind.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 14:49

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Keru posted:

But enough talk, have some LSD.

What is a brain? A miserable little pile of chemicals.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 10:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Long shot, but I was hoping someone had a link or a screencap of my favorite post. Someone started a thread about ideas about how to ensure their first time with their girlfriend would be special, and the first response was amazing, with dinosaur party plates and napkins, etc.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 16:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Argon-40 posted:

Got you covered:

https://imgur.com/a/fj7sqZ8

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 17:22

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Goddamn, was not expecting to get milkshake duck'd in the thread, especially about an anime.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 11:37

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's been an open secret in the anime community for years that Vic Mignonga is a sexual harasser and to stay the gently caress away from him if you can, and Anime News Network posted a very in-depth article on all the bullshit he's done over the years that's dragged it all into the spotlight. He's been summarily dropped by every convention as a guest, and fired from his ongoing voice roles.

I had heard a while back (like when adult swim started first showing FMA) that he was a bit of a creep at a convention, but that was basically all I'd heard of him for the last what, 15 years?

I dunno why, but for some reason voice actors didn't seem to be the kinda people who'd be skeevy. I think about Kevin Conroy or mark Hamill and it's like, those guys are awesome and no one's said anything bad about em. I guess I somehow took the lack of big news about creepers in the genre to assume there were few, if any, in the career.

Dammit. I liked FMA.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 14:38

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

quote:

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

they generally prefer the term DEAD I AM THE ONE EXTERMINATING SON

I'm not familiar with dragula but I couldn't help but read that to the tune of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 18:21

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

More like moron labia amirite?

:haw:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 14:23

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

lmao I don't remember that, but that owns

Someone get me some titles cause damned if that god war and magic bear doesn't sound bugfuck insane enough to be amazing.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2019 06:51

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Pirate Radar posted:

A cop pulls Horsenberg over and says “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” and Horsenberg says nothing because he’s a horse

"Neigh"

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 05:33

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Loss edits getting weird in pillow fort land.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 03:20

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I'd rather have soap in my hole than hope in my soul.

Wait...

# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 16:00

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Captain Monkey posted:

Kinda nice they teamed with marvel for the wakanda forever salute.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 06:26

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:36

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

What about just I Say!

I always imagine some old English dude going I Say! This is right not good chap! when they find something wrong in a book.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 16:00

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