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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Nuebot posted:

I'm betting it died trying to eat a han solo figure for sustenance.

She fed it a stack of cold cuts she calls a "ham solo", it's a cute little joke they have

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I feel that that should be expanded on with a few of the recent happenings.

Proposal: a hotdog shack busks for startup money on Kickstarter

Reality: A goon cancels christmas for his children to give all his money to an owner who turns out to be an unrepentant racist rear end in a top hat who ignores every kickstarter reward promised. A mod probates people who ask questions.

Proposal: a forum to discuss politics in a wry, sarcastic manner

Reality: The owner of the forum is contacted by the secret service after several users publicly propose killing the President, culminating in someone explaining Goatse to a high-ranking intelligence officer

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Jesus christ that Ghostbusters post.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Every version of GBS through the years has been bad

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

for years SA was so desperate to look 'better' than the rest of the internet by making sure its userbase had to conform to AP style guides when posting about making GBS threads their pants or whatever and now SA is on life support, left behind by the rest of the internet

ironic no?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Darth123123 posted:

There is a plot line to doom?

the novelization of Doom actually ruled a lot

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

sweeperbravo posted:

Has anyone gone to the trouble of taking the Dreamworks face off all the Dreamworks movie posters and lowering the opacity and setting all of them in a pile, or flashing them in gif form like the B^U gif

This definitely exists but it's probably seven or eight years out of date at this point.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

dpack_1 posted:

Nuclear war brings about Godzilla, cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear bomb. Cockroach Godzilla is an unstoppable force in the nuclear age.

Pretty sure those are cicada shells?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Hello from the gas chamber

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Improbable Lobster posted:

I thought these posts were ban-worthy now

If this is bannable but all those posts about star wars and Marx aren't just delete sa now and save us all the time.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

What about Pupster.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Snapchat A Titty posted:

soup mother gentleman

That's my favorite captain beefheart album

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Axemaniac was also a literal psychopath who had drawn pages of fanart of his cartoon avatar/wish fulfillment self doing bathrooms on restrained women

so, that happened

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Moon Atari posted:

i aim to have the most empty quoted avatar of all time.


dad gay. so what posted:

nice try bitch

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Racistly, with your kids' Christmas present money.

O drat

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Hasn't GBS gone away before though, only to return uglier than ever

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

RandomFerret posted:

Here, I made one

Perfect

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Tetracube posted:

*GBS user voice* well actually people complaining about GBS are worse than anything in GBS

The voice is of a fat dude repeating your words back at you through a drive-through speaker but adding intonation to each word so as to imply you are a special-needs person

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Solice Kirsk posted:

Probably for the best. The deeper into the thread you went the less light could reach you, until finally you found yourself chuckling at the thought of a sock so encrusted with cum that it grew mushrooms and the inky darkness smothered you like a mother's womb.

so humans can reproduce asexually!

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

How do you pronounce 'hovel'?

How do you pronounce hovel?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Cindy Shitbird posted:

all I see when I look at it is this:

jesus christ

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

does anyone know the origin of the "I think you should bend her over a park bench and gently caress her with your rock-hard, stinking gently caress staff until she's dead..." meme? thanks

nice username

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Outrail posted:

The quote specifically states that she doesn't quite get it. And if she's doesn't give a gently caress that it's driving him up the wall and can't be asked finding an alternative that's pretty toxic.

The threshold for "toxic" relationships is just completely nonexistent now, apparently.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

funmanguy posted:

Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat.

Two hours including wind down every morning.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

but enough about your proust history

don't want this lil nugget to get lost among the small pastries

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'm pretty sure it is in the new one.

Nice

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

One Weird Trick Discovered By A Mom
Urologists HATE Her!

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

When people say they want to bring back Old GBS that kind of posting is all I can think of

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

RyokoTK posted:

Self aggrandizing posting, infantile swearing, and context-less news posts.

Not better or worse than Nu GBS, just a different flavor.

I never said new GBS was good

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

PYF nite crew is weird as gently caress

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I would permaban everyone in this thread if I could

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

The picture of the back panther tattoo with one arm photoshopped out was really good too.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Dang that's some wacky poo poo bro lol severed clown heads what u smokin dang

- you

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

The more words a thing has the funnier it is, right? *gets a gold rated thread in GBS in 2007*

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Check out little Caesar here with the hot and ready takes

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I've never seen a super buff old person in a retirement home so I think it's true

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Solice Kirsk posted:

Song parody stuff is really only funny for like a line or two and even then it has to be perfect. Goons trying to Weird Al an entire Beatles song around World of Warcraft is almost always universally unbearable.

I remember I got run out of one of the old tumblr threads in GBS for making fun of a post that rewrote "the farmer in the dell" to be about fat people getting triggered

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Somfin posted:

These forums are a fine example of how much damage even something like radium can do, dude. It's absurd, but people need to know that they need to stay the gently caress away from that poo poo.

Heh nice

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Jeza posted:

go ahead, run yourself into an early grave. the faster you run the quicker you die.

Please don't steal my screenplay for a fitbit based reboot of The Ring, tia

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Goddamn that's never not going to be funny

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