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Riatsala posted:I always placed the threshold of basic SS13 competency at successfully smoking a cigarette without harming yourself or others There's been an offshoot of CM called Mercdonalds that goes up for testing every weekend for a few hours and it's just CM ramped up to absolute idiocy levels. The first indicator being that, yes, you are McDonalds mercenaries trying to clear out the xenos. It also has pilotable dropships, as in you pilot them around in the sky and dudes can jump out and parachute down like it's loving Market Garden with similar success rates and if you forget your parachute you just explode into gibs on impact. Also xeno evolution has a sickass set of detailed branching trees. There's a 'News of the Day' thing at the end of each round using actual photos with commentary taken by the people who play reporters too. It's wonderfully stupid and over the top in a way I enjoy immensely. If you can't handle random idiot humor though it'll grate you into apocalyptic fury about 5 seconds after you spawn in, though. CzarChasm posted:And then the story teller takes these actions and adds flavor text. It's like hearing someone talk about their D&D campaign. If you were to just transcribe the mechanics of what happened it would be a bunch of numbers going back and forth. But when you put it in the hands of someone who can paint a scene with words, it's a much richer experience. Kitfox88 has a new favorite as of 19:47 on Feb 12, 2019 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:18 |
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none of these posts are funny, much like pewdiepie and his fans
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 11:58 |
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CannonFodder posted:Well there was the thread about repetitive sets of dead babies, don't remember bjs Dead baby reps?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 16:54 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:The more they post, the better they feel
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 18:34 |
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Weembles posted:I once shopped for a small digital scale for weighing coins for my collection and in return I got recommendations for small vials and baggies for weeks afterwards. Outrail posted:Pretty smart algorithm to realize you needed dime bags.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 15:44 |
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bring back old gbs posted:someones firing up the meat smoker this weekend QUACKTASTIC posted:while true, she'd still prefer it if you just called her 'mum'
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 05:41 |
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can I get those forums uhhhhhhhhh spineless
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 13:33 |
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It’s a real good avatar
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 14:13 |
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sebmojo posted:Take my wife, please! She is a murderer and I am afraid. mr john charles thomas price it's an honor to meet you
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 21:30 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:I got cut off by a Model 3 with a temporary license plate, and then a Grimes song shuffled up on my playlist.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 04:44 |
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clever man
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 18:32 |
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I did not have sex with my cat intentionally
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 00:26 |
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christmas boots posted:lets just say that Buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no limits god i forget, that was from here right? someone post the actual quote
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 02:39 |
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sneakyfrog posted:that was the literal quote friend. there was more to it in my mind, rip
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 19:51 |
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boar guy posted:SCORE BIG ON MOTHERS DAY FOR UNDER $40!!!!! Xand_Man posted:drat your mom's offering a pretty good deal boar guy posted:what? no....NO!
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 04:20 |
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Turpitude II posted:Unlike Aatrek, goons don't lose interest in things that are more than a few years old. went to post this in the funny forum quotes thread and got a real shocker of a revelation
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 15:16 |
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Imagined posted:gently caress yeah Jerry Cotton posted:OKCupid has a city
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 08:20 |
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it is literally never where i suspect it's from
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 09:01 |
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Feranon posted:everyone deserves the feeling of fat pussy energy sometimes even if they don't have a fat pussy imo Screaming Idiot posted:So it's like a fauxlva. Alucard posted:More like a sham-el toe Coolness Averted posted:synthesis:
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 00:27 |
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gently caress SKUB
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 08:15 |
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yep i'm pretty happy about providing the inciting post
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 16:22 |
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Doc: "Oh my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" Marty: "Who? Who?!" Doc: "Who do you think?! THE LABIANS!!!"
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 17:57 |
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Chichevache posted:Congratulations. You killed it. The vagina jokes finally dried up. typical man
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 02:53 |
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cuntrymen I assume
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 08:46 |
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Holy poo poo I never knew where the trainwreck smilie came from before, I’m dying
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 13:20 |
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Siljmonster posted:How many suicides can be linked to Steve Jobs? Dumb Lowtax posted:At least one high profile one
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 14:54 |
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animist posted:i believe in the abrahamic god only because i dream of one day killing him Giga Gaia posted:big jrpg energy Hodgepodge posted:if on your path you should meet the buddha, cast vanish and then doom on him
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 16:36 |
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Lastgirl posted:https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1197979317885636609 Shalebridge Cradle posted:You see people all laughed when I poo poo myself on stage in front of millions of people, but actually it was a brilliant bit of viral marketing. gschmidl posted:
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 10:57 |
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God that thread is so gooddoctorfrog posted:slice through the cold cuts and 5er posted:High speed, low dragula.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2019 22:23 |
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Alcohol is a disinfectant that’s why I buttchug vodka
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 20:01 |
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No that’s just cause it’s bottom shelf plastic bottle vodka
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 11:18 |
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Slumfrog posted:I always imagined cumtown was part of the Fury Road landscape. Quite a bit friendlier than most of the wasteland too. I mean, there you are, a chromed up, violently nihilistic skeevoid fanging your War Rig across the red sands from Gastown to the Bullet Farms, a new mob of impractically themed motor enthusiasts trying to murder you every few k's. In fact here's a new bunch of arseholes out of nowhere, nicely turned out in speedos, footy boots and kfc bucket helmets, a monstrous legion of malformed tigers, sketchy wizards and improbable women dancing on the airbrushed flanks of their Sandman panel vans as they swarm maniacally with the apparent aim of being exploded hilariously by your guys and their high yield vaudeville acrobatics. I mean, painted fellas cavorting atop long bendy poles is a belter of an act at the fringe, but what fucko bases a defensive strategy on the ouvre? Mind you, worked but eh.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 15:09 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Hitchens was a sexist dink who probably jerked off to his own farts. Son of Thunderbeast posted:You're thinking of James Joyce Fleta Mcgurn posted:That was other people's farts.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 19:57 |
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wait poo poo
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 19:58 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Finally a bust in the public square I can really admire
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 01:44 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:NUMBER GOING UP Krazyface posted:What's BofAML??? Epic High Five posted:BOFA DEEZ MARXIST-LENINISTS
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 17:17 |
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lmao it’s a perma
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 06:18 |
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sebmojo posted:It's from 2005 Actually it’s from 2006 and also dates are for losers im also dumb
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Adding this on to thatCaptain_Indigo posted:Though outside of Japan it's been subbed to 'Friendzone'.
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