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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Soulex posted:

The Japanese make the best t shirts.

Case in point I bought this on Takeshita street.


Dabir posted:

It's 'case and point'.

Jabor posted:

The only thing worse than a pedant is a wrong pedant.

Dabir posted:

It's 'pendant'.



EightDeer posted:

*twitches*

Dabir posted:

It's 'hitboxes'.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You're missing the best part. He is literally referred to in the Eddas as "The White God."

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




princecoo posted:

And my glorious country of Australia spent $12 Billion USD on the loving things despite everyone saying they were absolute poo poo, including the dudes trying to sell them to us. :australia:

The sooner you realise that commonwealth countries only exist to buy things from America, the better off you'll be.

Just look at Canada, they haven't produced any of their own culture in decades and they're happy as clams.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You did the right thing.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Here, I made one

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




There's also the melted vinyl siding

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Years from now, when I am dead and there's like twelve people left still posting on this site, this will be there. They will see it and they will make up reasons for why it looks the way it does because none of them will remember Groverhaus. I'm guessing it'll be around 2018 or so.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




No, it needs to be more classical than that

It's the lighting, I think. The dingy background combined with the single light source makes it look like a Rembrandt.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




RandomFerret posted:



Years from now, when I am dead and there's like twelve people left still posting on this site, this will be there. They will see it and they will make up reasons for why it looks the way it does because none of them will remember Groverhaus. I'm guessing it'll be around 2018 or so.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Okay I might have to revise my timelines now

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If you have enough money that you don't have to worry about it, you can do a lot worse than pledging to kickstarters that make you laugh. It's like the modern day equivalent of Elvis going around writing checks to people he met on the street.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I remember the time my grandpa did. Bought a little tin of specialty dog treats for their spoiled little yapper at christamas, and after dinner he just sat in a chair eating em. Nobody noticed until there was a lull in the conversation and we all heard the crunching

In his defense they were packaged like cookies and apparently they tasted a lot like stale shortbread but come on they were shaped like bones and it had the dog's name on the lid in marker

Hes not even the senile one

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





lol if you don't jab a knife right into the center of every package you buy like you're making a drug deal in an 80s movie

gotta stick your finger in there and lick it so you can nod and say "it's good" before you put it in the cart

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




He never gets through because the lines are always clogged with people calling on him. Because of our grassroots campaign Granos' local police station receives no fewer than one thousand calls an hour from concerned citizens reporting him.

This makes it impossible to do any other police work but everybody in the area agrees that they feel much safer now.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah, engineered beams are a cheap, lightweight alternative to solid wood joists, but they only work if they're intact. There's been talk back and forth about banning the use of them as structural supports, because the second they're compromised, the whole floor is at risk of collapse.

And this dude just compromised a whole bunch of them in a row to make room for the heaviest thing in the house. It's hilarious.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's funny that everybody's always taking about how much business the HC does. The co-op place to the left of it does millions more but nobody ever talks about it.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





there is no part of this that is not best

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




syscall girl posted:

it was just a few people who did this horrible thing

it's like saying Mike Nelson is a goon (technically he is)

or that woman who made funny webcomics

or that guy who made awful videogames

all technically goons but it's not a good descriptor

Slenderman was a group effort

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Man, use a nsfw warning if you're going to post something that hot

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Guy Mann posted:

All of the save point rants in BSUaJG are real forum posts too.



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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




And he got ArfJason to make a really good joke. That's a victory all around

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dabir posted:

MisterBibs posted:

Not really what a kid said, but one of the kids I work with was very angry over something, in a way he could only express by saying "I AM ANGRY!". I figured it'd be a teaching moment, so I asked him what he should do when he's angry to make himself not so angry.

His response was to hunch over, spread his legs, and try and poo poo his goddamned pants.

:negative:

I meant like 'count to ten' or 'think of something that makes you happy', kid. kee-rist.

quote:

MisterBibs

It's like poetry, it rhymes

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Germany has always possessed by far the largest population of the European countries,

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Why'd you post the leader of an Asian country laughing, is that supposed to disprove his point or something

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




See also: fan death

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I'd get mad about this but I haven't posted anything funny since 2009, if at all.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You know, from that reaction I thought there'd be Fallout centaurs in the mix or something. I completely forgot about my little pony.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jesus Christ. I never read the original story, I can't believe he actually posted that himself. Somebody should call the loving police on that guy.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Gesture-based phone keyboards have really taken autocorrect failures to the next lever

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Skinner is an unlovable man who has never married

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I recommend watching the Simpsons all the way through to that exact episode and then stopping.

The entire town literally gets together at the end of the episode and agrees to live a lie from that point forward. It's poetic.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Do Klingon households have a butt'leth?

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The sex anime is a more faithful adaptation of Le Mort d'Arthur than any English-speaking film production with the possible exception of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




There is absolutely a right thread, and this is it

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The MSJ posted:

SMG did not elaborate.

That's character growth right there

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Randaconda posted:

IANAL, though.

So do I but what does that have to do with anything

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Nah, it's not as noteworthy because horses are also ridiculously expensive. If a rabbit dipshits itself to death you can just go back to hutch and grab one of the three or four new ones they made since yesterday

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I went to Montreal once and it was very nice.

I have more quibbles with Torontonians.

E: yes, it is really Canada; let me cut you off.

Ee: I went to a cafe once in Quebec City. I think I was 13. The waitress asked if I wanted mustard and I, using my French in the wild for the first time, forgot the word and didn't understand what she was asking. She then yelled "moutard!" (sp?) at me until the whole restaurant was staring. Not once did she think to grab the bottle and show me. So gently caress that lady. It was also very cold, but that's not her fault.

She thought of it and chose not to because no quebecker would ever pass up the chance to yell at an anglo

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Same as the Flintstones. See: A Flintstones Family Christmas

Any time you see a cartoon with "cavemen" interacting with dinosaurs it's postapoc. That's just the only way it makes any sense.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Everybody should eat rear end

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