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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Karate Bastard posted:

From the GBS How wasted did you ever get at a party? What did you do? thread.


I don't know why I started laughing uncontrollably but I totally did

I can't stop laughing at this. Not super hard guffawing, but just a constant chuckle for like 10 minutes now. It's beginning to hurt.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Karate Bastard posted:

This is still funny


I'm on painkillers for unrelated reasons and I can't stop giggling why????

I'm sober and still laughing at it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

elise the great posted:

If my kid isn't antichrist material just from me killing that lady during the eclipse, surely drinking breast milk imbued with human flesh will do the trick.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SaltyJesus posted:

How is this deserving of a probie? Dude just made a joke about something anybody with eyes can see.

Man how good would a probie on this be

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

tangy yet delightful posted:

One mod gets busted for being a pedo, now all the mods fighting for the most anti-pedo crown.

Which mod?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Agean90 posted:

The cspam hurricane thread is epic

What's funny about that? This poo poo is looking dangerous, and freezing bags of water makes great icepacks for coolers, and drinkable water.

I've been in Florida my whole life, and this one is kinda scary.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

elise the great posted:

I'll stop politicizing tragedy when politics stops creating tragedies

So never, then.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Willie Tomg posted:

you sick fucks have me brainstorming Old Fashioned creme brulee now.

Bussamove posted:

1) Eat half a creme brulee

2) Fill the void with bourbon

3) Drink the bourbon

4) Fill the void with bourbon

5) The void will never be filled. Repeat until dead.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SubponticatePoster posted:

Could you at least spoiler that w/NWS?

This suggestion is balloney

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Mr.Tophat posted:

Christ on a cracker

Yes, the anti food Porn thread is a hellscape right now, focused on Elise the Great turning her placenta into a lasagna

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Lobok posted:

I've heard of dick cheese but this is just going too far.

We have been trying to get her to aspic the entire thing too

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

So for some reason Awful saved this as a reply to this thread:


me? posted:

So does Subway have a small pastry sub? 

Also, how do y'all wipe your rear end when you're at Subway? I always go back to front but I'm thinking of switching it up and spicing up my trip to the Big S. My circumcised penis makes it difficult


I have no recollection of writing this. I have no goddamned clue what my circumcised penis makes it difficult to do. This was apparently not a quote. :psyboom:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Danaru posted:

Took a glance at his rap sheet and multiple bans with the description "No means no" :whitewater:

Not a date rapist though, nope, no evidence.

Can we as a society stop giving benefit of the doubt to obvious rapists please?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

:eyepop:

A Man is a Dog

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Now you're a dog-man

Edit: lol holy poo poo

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

Who is the pic of?

Yeah that's Brock Turner, the Stanford guy that raped a girl behind a dumpster and then got acquitted because "it would ruin his life".

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Garrand posted:

I don't think he was acquitted, just that he got a slap on the wrist instead of the years in jail he deserved

Yeah that's right, I forgot the the details. But he's basically the American "face of rape" now.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Playing devil's advocate for a known rapist itt

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Marcade posted:

I believe the correct term is pebblerasty.

:five:

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

McGavin posted:

How do you explain sandstone then? :smug:

No you're taking it tufa

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