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rear end people got no reason to live.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 19:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:02 |
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Bobby Digital posted:I vaguely remember hearing a podcast episode where the hosts and their guess discussed a species of fish that did this is also hermaphroditic so either could get pregnant. I remember learning about this in my AP Bio class in high school. Needless to say we were all quite amused by this fact. I also just randomly rememberer that when I was like 10 years old I heard the term "cockfighting" and since I knew cock was a slang term for penis I thought it was about 2 dudes fighting with their dicks like they were sword fighting. I sent an angry email to some dude on the internet who had an anti-pokemon website where he compared Pokemon to cockfighting. Luckily I was pretty vague about the whole thing and did not reveal my hilarious misinterpretation. I was pretty embarrassed about it later on when I found out what cockfighting actually was. Thanks quotes thread for making me laugh about cocks again.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 05:43 |
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This cartoon never fails to piss me off. Like I guess it's supposed to be him drinking some bitch's piss from a urine pregnancy test... But there is no urine pregnancy test in dogs. So the semen theory actually makes more sense. gently caress you Jim Davis.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 20:44 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:The official Davis explanation is that back during his formative years on the farm, there would be this drink you would give to pregnant cows to ensure they’d have all the right nutrients and without doing any research he assumed there would be some equivalent for dogs. Why it was in a coffee mug remains a mystery. So he thought the vitamin drink actually got them pregnant instead of preparing them for it? I still think semen makes marginally more sense as it at least has genetic material. Even if it's from another species. And taken orally. By a male. See, this is why it pisses me off every time! gently caress you Jim Davis
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 00:13 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:He did not. Tyvm, that means a lot to me
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 00:18 |
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barbecue at the folks posted:Now I'm wondering if Jim Davis does his real art under a pseudonym and just draws some insane underground comics about sadomasochistic cybernuns doing giraffe acid or something. The recurrent hints that there's something Weird going on behind the respectable bland facade that is Garfield are always interesting. https://io9.gizmodo.com/5914471/holy-crap-this-is-the-most-terrifying-garfield-strip-ever-published Edit: Ok, technically he didn't draw that stuff but he did publish it as a vaguely Garfield related story Dixville has a new favorite as of 11:47 on Apr 24, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 11:42 |
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mind the walrus posted:That website gave my phone cancer Hmm well that's no good. I found this other link with the same strip, hopefully it's less cancery? https://flashbak.com/garfields-primal-self-when-the-cuddly-cartoon-cat-wanted-to-rip-your-throat-out-9160/ Edit: I feel guilty about posting but not contributing Funny Forums Quotes so here's this thing I laughed at: Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:actually, what if hitler had been homeless? i guess there might be situations where it's ok to poison a homeless person, i dunno i'm not a philosopher Dixville has a new favorite as of 15:06 on Apr 24, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 14:37 |
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Well at least it wasn't the abortion thread
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 18:31 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Yeah standards are fine. Uh... these people chew dog food and spit it back out to feed their dog? Could they not just soak it in some water and put it in a blender or something? I'm guessing the more likely thing is they just feed the dog chewed up chicken or other "human foods" but that's not really nutritionally balanced so it's not ideal. But there are a lot of people with dogs that are so spoiled or picky they won't eat anything else. If they're super old and probably gonna die pretty soon anyway I figure they might as well what they want at that point. I ain't gonna judge, I'm just saying, there are other ways to make food edible for dogs without teeth.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 06:31 |
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Gatekeeper posted:i went to a bar that was doing an open mic and i forgot i had taken some klonopin earlier so after a few drinks i was a sloppy blacked out mess and apparently i decided to try my hand at slam poetry. i signed up to perform and wrote a slam poem in a text message to myself. i don't remember writing it or performing it, i found the poem in my phone the next day and didn't know wtf it was until people started telling me how great my "performance" was the night before. like, people i didn't even know, finding me on facebook and messaging me, telling me i was an amazing slam poet. china bot posted:Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner These posts are so beautiful. They should have sent a poet. ...wait
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# ¿ May 23, 2018 21:19 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:It’s a more interesting world when we choose to believe. I choose to believe that the story about the bf who befriended a wild eagle is true, because I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t believe that. Not sure about that story, but it reminds me of this girl I knew in college who would always make up bizarre stories to try to one-up other people. One time I was in a car with her and a couple mutual friends and she told us this story where there was a hawk on top of a telephone pole, and there was this crowd of people harrassing it or throwing rocks at it or something, and she claimed she held her arm out and the hawk just swooped down and landed on her arm. And she smugly told everyone how the hawk was friendly and more afraid of them than they were of it. And she walked away with the hawk on her arm and when she got home her mom freaked out about it so she let it go. Me and my friends were like yeeeeaaahhhh and later when she was gone So my personal experience with a hawk taming story was not true. It's just the one story though so don't lose hope.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 15:24 |
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No pads no helmets just balls was their master work, anything after is irrelevant Perfect was the true over the top angsty teen anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUi54JTgL5s
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 05:03 |
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china bot posted:you were...just a kid Aaand life is a night mare!!!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 05:04 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Yeah, so is that hot dog. Parahexavoctal posted:Normally I wouldn't fuss about design elements that include two columns of four rounded pink rectangles each, superimposed on an isometric projection of a globe, but in this context.... AMISH FRIED PIES posted:in this context they forgot the ring
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 18:56 |
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Or maybe they knew exactly what they were doing
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 21:15 |
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Blessed images thread
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 06:54 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:lmfao I just tried to GIS "poop knife" to share the story with a coworker, and apparently it's become A Thing: Doodoo Dagger
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 23:19 |
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Post your favorite poop knife: the thread
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 12:53 |
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It's funny cause it's true
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 21:47 |
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PM me
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 22:58 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Please read this thread, or at least this posters posts Weird poo poo your ex
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 13:28 |
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*shits out alphabet soup spelling "I love u"* Aw, honey, you shouldn't have!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 14:27 |
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Moon Atari posted:Mine was mockery of a racist element in an otherwise interesting OP, delivered in such a way as to derail an ugly and unproductive argument. It worked well in context but then the argument was replicated here without my wise but gentle guiding hand to steer the hapless masses away from the rocks of serious posting to calmer shitposting seas. I thought it was funny and saw it as making fun of the van guy and his racist point of view fwiw. I actually read the thread though so
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 04:29 |
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Aphrodite posted:Sonic isn't a hedgehog he's a Hedgehog. Um he's clearly THE Hedgehog Sonic 3 the Hedgehog was my favorite
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 16:05 |
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 04:35 |
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I forgot that ad was for Sears lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvzHMmDDTBI
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 15:42 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:They are referencing an old Sears Kenmore commercial for central AC. I found it right away because I remembered the phrase "another scorcher" and they used that as the title! Apparently I opened this thread right after that post too, I didn't realize how soon it was Actually I have magic posting powers Subjunctive posted:Oh, I wonder if that ran in Canada. It doesn’t ring a bell. Thanks! You lucky bastards. That thing played constantly when I was growing up. I guess it makes sense that it wouldn't be shown in Canada since you probably don't get a lot of heat waves!
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 15:56 |
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Someone linked https://shop.hommemystere.com Which pretty much just looks like womens underwear sized better for men Meundies has matching men's and women's bottoms but they are kinda more cutesy than sexy https://www.meundies.com/matching-pairs I think just silk boxers in a matching color would fit what this dude's looking for just fine. Lol that he could only find novelty penis joke underwear though. Edit reminds me of something disturbing I found on etsy a while back Dixville has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jan 1, 2019 |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 12:43 |
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See-ince feeection
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 18:45 |
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It is, butspace uncle posted:But that’s no fun. I don’t come to this website for genuine personal reflection and the realization that as flawed human beings we must strive to become better. This would admittedly be funnier though 1stGear posted:*credits play, GUEST STARRING RODNEY DANGERFIELD appears onscreen* Lmao
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 15:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk Edit I can relate to this koala a lot actually Also I think the one in the tree is doing a mating call. loving Chad koalas
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 17:12 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They also sometimes sound like they're loudly burping all night. I just realized this is also the mating call. They loving bro
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 17:16 |
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Lobok posted:I thought you most of all weren't supposed to go in there. Oh my god
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 19:23 |
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Dixville posted:Why the gently caress would you shave a husky? thepopmonster posted:Early in the morning? Besesoth posted:Fifteen men on a shaved dog's fur Sorry if it's bad form to quote myself but it was just the setup!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 20:10 |
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Shut up Meg posted:Ladies and Gentleman: our place in history. I like the term seeped; I like our seepage
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 19:37 |
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The dog's sister is my favorite part
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 02:12 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 08:34 |
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It's birkenstock in a basket btw
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 19:39 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That may be the worst line he ever wrote. It’s just so bad. That was eminem right? I can't remember what song its from
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 04:32 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:02 |
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Oh its love the way you lie. Lol
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 04:32 |