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Your Gay Uncle posted:Goons get their most flustered when someone dares go against the Elite Chili Groupthink and do something revolutionary like add 6 onion soup mixes to their award winning chili. I'm from Cincinnati though so I like a hint of chocolate in my chili recipes and putting it on spaghetti.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 09:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:19 |
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Regional varieties of pizza (and hotdogs) is another target of goon obsession, at least in DnD.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 14:26 |
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many johnnys posted:International Student: Snake... do you... like me?
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 23:17 |
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paranoid randroid posted:obama stares at two buttons, "bad guys" and "law abiding citizens". a single sweat drop slides down his forehead GOP Primary Debate thread in RSF.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 03:34 |
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This would actually make sense.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 23:59 |
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mysterious frankie posted:You think the rift is good now but wait until the first time you're in a 3D porno, getting real close to a butthole, to check it out. Closer, closer, but wait the camera man didn't film as close to the butthole as you've gotten; "ERROR ERROR ERROR" comes thundering out of the glitching hole as your brain overloads and leaks out your ears onto the t shirt you got for free from Spiceworks. Sometime later when the emt pries the goggles from your head he gasps; where once were eyes now are two stinky puckered holes. Butt holes.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 08:15 |
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cram me sideways posted:yes well it's all very good that YOU have a deep personal history with bowie, but what matters is MY deep personal history, which is in no meaningful way different or more interesting than yours, but i'm talking now and also i can get louder and uhm space oddity cram me sideways posted:you: i will miss you david!!!!! cram me sideways posted:*pushes deviantart engine out of the garage and pulls on ripcord. thousands of maudlin, boring tributes begin spewing out* I laughed.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 00:11 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:that dude's posts, especially in that thread, are extremely bad Yeah, it definitely got old fast, but reading those three in succession knowing it's stupid satire and not taking it seriously made me laugh. Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 06:27 on Jan 12, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:46 |
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my dad posted:Which resulted in a goldmined report thread. Do broken people become broken due to WoW or is WoW a safer alternative for people so they don't go murdering people instead? I can't tell which is true.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 10:13 |
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Yeesh, and people gave me hell for quoting cram me sideways. is this poo poo?
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 18:12 |
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Fishmech actually made a clever post? Holy loving poo poo!?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 16:46 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Guess who's resurfaced, in the southern Caucasus this time! Why the gently caress would you be fiending for meth in Azerbaijan? Mom's steak theft adventures in Colorado were pretty entertaining, though. Some of the best SomethingAwful stories come out of TCC. Joose piano purchases, etc.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 00:59 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Uhh, because he's mom and fiending for meth is pretty much his thing? Or were you more asking about the location? More the location. It's just hard to comprehend as a non-meth user of looking for drugs in a foreign country at the risk of getting execution or some poo poo (at least with East Asian countries, I don't know how central Asian [west Asian?] countries deal with that stuff). Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 08:09 on Feb 7, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 08:06 |
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E: quote is not edit
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 08:08 |
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cock hero flux posted:ban for quoting yourself in the thread Finger slipped when trying to edit on my phone, relax duder.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 08:11 |
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This makes me laugh so hard every time I read it.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 15:01 |
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From the Jrodefeld "Why Should We Care About Property Rights?" Thread, wherein a notorious DnD libertarian and virulently sociopathic racist defends his views with "hey guys, I'm totally not a racist!" only to immediately get shut down repeatedly for being an ignorant idiot manchild:ToxicSlurpee posted:Hey guys *dog whistle* let me tell you about how *louder dog whistle* not racist I am. Like I'm all about freedom for *increasingly shrill, obnoxious dog whistle* everybody! *dog whistle begins to rattle the cutlery* But see, some people just have a poor *dog whistle is replaced by an unbearably loud air horn* time preference so it's their own fault if they suck. America is a *air horn becomes a fog horn and the neighbors call the police* perfect meritocracy after all and nobody gets to benefit from having rich parents *fog horn somehow begins to spout racial slurs* or anything like that. All schools are exactly the same because *slurs begin to drown out all other noise* if somebody goes to a bad school they can just go to the library afterwards. But that won't do them any good because a job would *nothing else can be heard over what appears to be a mix of racially insensitive words and farting obliterating all other sounds* Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 18:39 on Feb 11, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 18:28 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:This killed me. Jrodefeld is a forums treasure.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 22:52 |
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More hits from the Jrodefeld thread as it breaks out into musical numbers:Tesseraction posted:Do you hear the people sing
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 01:03 |
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From the Doing Stupid poo poo thread:Nuclear Pogostick posted:One time I left a chuck key (basically a big T-shaped thing that you tighten/loosen the chuck, often on a lathe) in the chuck without noticing (it was out of my field of view stuck in the other side of the chuck) and was promptly slammed in the face by a flying chuck key when I turned the lathe on. I got REALLY lucky, my entire face could have been very seriously hosed up but I got away mostly unscathed. Devonaut posted:If you think that's dangerous, just wait till you meet bride of chuck key.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 09:18 |
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What is the word filter? The thread is gassed so I can't quote to see the words before the filter is applied.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 15:39 |
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Having 'cuckservative' auto filter to Jeb Bush is the best. Jeb! really is getting the political equivalent of being cuckolded by Trump in literally every attempt to stand out, and that's just great, just wonderful. E: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA "Please clap."
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 19:32 |
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Ozz81 posted:Quote the post with the word filter and it'll show the original words I figured it out, but thank you. e: If you quote someone that is quoting someone else, their quote gets lost BTW. Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 18:33 on Feb 14, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 23:16 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Imagine the noise Santa Claus would make if someone knocked the wind out of him while he was shouting "Ho ho ho!" That's the noise I made when I read that. Goddrat. This quote also works for the funny quote thread. Great mental image!
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 17:47 |
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Fix posted:When I read Scalia died I announced it to an American history teacher who happened to be sitting in my kitchen at the time and she said "who?" Radish posted:Well I bet she knows Scalia now that he's history.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 18:26 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I repeat, please ban everyone who doesn't appreciate SMG. *in wavering Hans Moleman voice* ...I don't appreciate SMG... Oh dear...
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 13:13 |
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From the closed 12 y/o getting sepsis from sounding a dirty bike pump thread:quote:Wipe the bike pump down with tabasco if you want to know when to take him to the hospital again. quote:Ahh! How could you give your brother the ol' spicy dickhole!! quote:These are not fun times for you dickhole, these are dark times! And from a long-time almost-decade old user named "Dick Trauma": quote:I see no problem with this. And the responses: quote:Well of course you wouldn't. quote:Finally I feel guilty and terrible for laughing at that thread, but it produced some real gems. Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 08:23 on Feb 24, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 08:07 |
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loquacius posted:I really like how if someone posts an image and I don't know what it's supposed to be, my knee-jerk impulse is to assume it's a Loss reference and it is right every time The Internet is a mental illness.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 00:52 |
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Choco1980 posted:We can't have a single ape discussion without someone needing to bring up the missing link...
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 23:10 |
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Donald Trump's Inaugural Address, as written in 3 words per post by C-SPAM:Cosmik Slop posted:TRANSCRIPT OF DONALD TRUMP’S INAUGURAL ADDRESS, JANUARY 20TH, 2017:
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:19 |
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Let us English posted:When I told my elementary school students in Korea I was moving to China they all pulled on their eyes and yelled "ching-chong ching-chong." Then their homeroom teacher joined in. I was very confused.
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