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Canemacar posted:Instead of DARE programs, they should just read TCC posts to grade school kids. People always say some variation of this, and it always rings true.
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On the Ryan Lochte affair:Tunicate posted:So just to catch up. e: For context if you're not following the Olympics, Lochte is an American swimmer who competed and was made famous after he spread a story about being robbed in Rio, which isn't an unlikely occurrence. Video footage surface of him lying about it. Also, no one knows why but the Olympic pools turned green and smell like egg farts, and dyed Lochte's platinum blonde hair green. Rough Lobster has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Snooze Cruise posted:Deconstruction means quality and subverting tropes means it's smart. I don't watch it, but is it ok if I like the part where the guys in the gleaming white armor immolate the filthy alien hordes with righteous, bright flame?
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Beezle posted:You're driving me bananas mate
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1stGear posted:I never knew what a gift closet and just assumed it was some kind of bourgeoisie basic-rear end bitch thing that everyone else knew and I never outed my lack of knowledge because I would be viciously mocked on this most brutal forum and really this whole conversation is a huge weight off my shoulders. If you ever become married to a lady you will learn they have differing needs than yours. Mine recently informed me that we absolutely need to purchase and own a "blanket chest" immediately. This is not a thing that would ever have occurred to me in a hundred thousand lifetimes. On the flip side I recently warned her that if she sees a weird charge on the credit card its because I needed to have the Dark Souls 3: Ashes of Ariandel DLC so I think we're tied.
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AtomD posted:I found this picture of Italian food: Trump ruins yet another thing.
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Nov 24, 2016 08:15
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Anyone have the very surreal quote about Obama growing tall and striding impassively across the land, and the Muslims live on the moon?
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Dec 10, 2016 02:13
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Goddamn this is a good post.
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May 23, 2017 14:08
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MORE LIKE OLD JOKELESS
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Aug 18, 2017 00:22
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Who knows? Sometimes alcohol hits someone hard later in the night. I know there's been a few times where I felt fine during and immediately after drinking (and seemingly not shitfaced), and then three hours later when I crawl in bed it hits me all at once and I'm crawling to the toilet. Either way I'm getting mild douchebag vibes from the guy but throwing around stuff like "this man is a RAPIST" based on that seems like a pretty loving big jump to conclusions.
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Oct 21, 2017 08:54
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Inescapable Duck posted:I ate a bowl of shredded wheat for breakfast. Have you taken leave of your senses??!
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Oct 22, 2017 12:24
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toanoradian posted:UK has some excellent titles for their government jobs. I know of terms like Shadow Cabinet, Law Lords, Lords Temporal, Shadow Lord Exchequer, and now I can add First Sea Lord to my list. The US needs more titles to remind us daily that politicians are evil. We would do well to take after them. I think the evillest one I can think of is Drug Czar.
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Nov 1, 2017 12:31
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There's so many more you're missing!
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Nov 2, 2017 16:05
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I just rub my boner on my boots. It's plenty oily.
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Nov 5, 2017 13:26
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Spanish Manlove posted:I like them for lunch but think it's kinda weird when people dunk their sandwich in their soup. Lmao if you don't just splash your soup all over the sandwich and then eat it with a spoon.
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Nov 8, 2017 02:06
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I hope they just kill Kevin Spacey off screen in a hilariously insulting way and bring his cooler cousin Big Steve to fill in as Prez.
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Nov 8, 2017 11:48
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Aesop Poprock posted:Literally the first thing I thought was "that bear was built to gently caress"
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Nov 10, 2017 16:53
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mind the walrus posted:Unironically yes. Did that guy throw a loving CD?
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You guys should get to the terrible names thread and prepare thyselves. I wanna feed all of these into one of those Markov Chain Generators and see if we can predict the choices for the next kid.
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Pirate Radar posted:The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite? You don't shorten Titan. Titan shortens you.
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CBT, or Computer Based Training for the uninitiated.
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Dec 8, 2017 09:45
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Yo if you don't like Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind you can get bent!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Huh, apparently I'm a Brat, Switch, Rope Bunny, Primal (prey and predator), Rigger, Submissive, Experimentalist. I guess I do have a bunch of tumblr names I can add to Tinder! Have you ever considered being foreverially tied up?
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Whoa Ray's a cat??
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Doesn't that make them way more carcinogenic? Yeah but the baby absorbs all the carcinogens for you, it's like a living dream catcher.
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Gatekeeper posted:ive got a major chubs for deli subs
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Eating rear end is dumb and gross and there's much better things you could be doing with that mouth, buster.
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