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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hogge Wild posted:

Why did Han Solo brag about parsecs? Aren't they a distance unit?

I almost fell for this. Not today, hogge wild. Not today.

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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

That's Senator Binks to you.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 14:22

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

It gets more likely for any given goon to die with each passing day :shrug:

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 03:42

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Syd Midnight posted:

I feel like a dude named Ban Sand would have received enduring support from the artist formerly known as Anakin Skywalker.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 14:23

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Paladinus posted:

I love mods.

FAU struck again! :argh:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 17:41

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I got Josef Fritzl :smith:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 23:09

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

They might have been running off a regulated pulsing DC from the central computer, so they could be adjusted forward by increasing the frequency to advance, and I guess an inverse polarity signal to turn it back.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 05:04

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

There was a horse in the RCMP stables called Eula. Apparently they let kids name the new foals, so some poor kid named a horse End-User License Agreement.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 18:48

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Syd Midnight posted:

"I sodomize men"

- Graffiti from Pompeii, location VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); #4523

Is that how my life ends? Time travel to Pompeii, only to die when Vesuvius erupts?

I suppose there's less metal ways to go.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 01:22

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

In retrospect, "the Guillotine" was a ill-fated water slide from conception.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 00:24

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Choco1980 posted:

I also regularly saw a Vietnamese young woman named Pornpen. I'm sure in both cases the names weren't weird in their home countries.

To my understanding, Porn is a pretty common short form of some totally mundane name there, like Jerry would be here. As a result, you see signs labeled Porn Cafe, Porn Laundry, and it's unintentionally hilarious to foreigners.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 03:27

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Don't kill Hitler, don't make him a better artist, just negotiate the Treaty of Versailles to be less lovely to Germany. If you don't ruin the economy, he won't be so desperate after the war to wind up falling in with the NSDAP. Then maybe he just moves to America and becomes a scifi artist :v:

# ¿ May 7, 2018 01:30

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Cacafuego posted:

Yeah, now I wonder what an al-Qaeda themed Top Gun would look like

Qaeny al-Oggins' smash hit, "Highway to the Jihad Zone"

# ¿ May 12, 2018 19:26

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I had a nightmare once where I wasn't who I am, and who I am was someone else who was even better than I was at being me, leaving me as simply some chump with no job and nothing to live for. I only realized it was a bad dream because I couldn't read any of the books in my library. Then I woke up.

I'm Batman.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 19:20

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

ÑAMbLA, assuredly.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 21:47

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Of course not, there's only one Olsen twin who moves at near-light speed to make it look as though there are two.

Oh, like Eobard Thawne.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 00:54

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Did we ever really need to move past the DeHavilland Vampire? I remain unconvinced.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 00:12

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Particle Man.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 04:35

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:12

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Mein Führer Cannot Possibly Be This Cute

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 22:48

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