chernobyl kinsman posted:

i googled this and it is bar none the gayest poo poo i've ever seen

toanoradian posted:

"canonically"

Does the current Peter Parker even love Mary Jane? It's been years since he last erased his marriage.

Alaois posted:

it's extremely hard to trawl DaDChat's many enormous threads but he basically bragged about almost having sex with a girl who was passed out drunk and defended it with "well we already hooked up" so i guess attempted date rapist is a better term

A Man and his dog posted:

Was about to take a chick home everything some rolling fine, then her drunk rear end fell down in public and I bounced.

About to eat some fried pork chops.

A Man and his dog posted:

Bro she was all over me.

Of course I got sniped by the jealous friend.

Should have been a threesome

A Man and his dog posted:

Yo it was Halloween. All hell was breaking lose.

And to be fair I broke up a domestic abuse fight in a parking lot.

A Man and his dog posted:

Me and this girl had already hooked up though. So it was kosher.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

quote:

You should not wead

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

quote:

this if you don't wanna read about : Watersports, Pubwic

Coq au Nandos posted:

idgi?

Dixville posted:

rear end people got no reason to live.

8th-snype posted:

Growing up in central New York (Rome/Utica) prepared me greatly for living in Seattle. None of the weird names here are any harder to pronounce than the Mohawk names I grew up with.

TheKennedys posted:

Someone in another thread repurposed that as something about a load-bearing intern and I could never get it out of my head. Phoneposting so digging up the context is hard

MrJacobs posted:

what is the problem?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I honestly don't remember him and would appreciate a reminder.

Neito posted:

I don't get the last bit, and google's not helping much.

After The War posted:

I'm more wondering if there's some magical sports bra field keeping things in place. I may not be a boob-haver, but I've certainly heard enough about the hassles of ground-level movement to imagine Ample Boob Bounce being super irritating in flight.

SelenicMartian posted:

Their flapping in the wind would make a constant sound in fast forward flight. That comes with some wear and tear. Also, rolling would result in weight shifting, like fuel splashing around in a half-empty tank.
Basically, imagine a pink light helicopter with two water-filled balloons tied to the skids, in a wind tunnel, and that's an ample-breasted fairy.

Theris posted:

Speaking of the OP getting brutally owned by the first post, does anyone have a link to the original "Your mom sounds pretty cool, OP." thread? All I can find by trying to search for it is people talking about or referencing it.

Friend posted:

When I was in Germany I was sitting in a beer garden and I heard a rustling behind me. I turned and looked and it was a cute little hedgehog creeping out of a bush all chill like. I was like "holy poo poo where'd this hedgehog come from" and the french girl I was with was like "uh the bush? Do you not have those?" like it was just a squirrel or something.

I think about that a lot whenever I see America's curling creature, the armadillo, on the side of the road. Years of evolution to build a thick layer of defense, but still easily frightened with no intelligence so it leaps headfirst into the bumper of a truck at the slightest provocation. Makes you think.

FactsAreUseless posted:

edit 2: there's not a chance in hell this is real and it's so good

Len posted:

Without a doubt

MrUnderbridge posted:

That coffin looks like it was made with a cooler.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

It does have an ice cold Yeungling in it