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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Pirate Radar posted:

I don't understand. Can you explain it to me like I'm Sean Spicer?

hollow cost center

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Perhaps don't joke about putting known jew and good poster Avshalom in a concentration camp.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Bad posters also don't deserve to be in Holocaust centers.

ehhh...

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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little munchkin posted:

you're right there's nothing inherently funny about a summer camp where all the kids ritualistically suck on a guys dick and cum on his face, and then the guy becomes a ghost and 20 years later the camper's children suck on the ghost's dick. i don't see any humor there at all

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Charles Bukowski posted:

I like that the author gave the ghost a bow to indicate its a female ghost. No homo in our ghost blowjob comedy comic.

anyghost can wear a bow to keep their ghost hair out of their face while giving a ghost blowjob. it's just practical.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find the restless spirit of a recently deceased hair tie

just follow teenage girls around. (note: do not actually do this, it is a crime)

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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More like LiesAren'tUseful

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Heath posted:

This is a high class gently caress

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Who What Now posted:

My grandpa got an honorary degree from Michigan State for inseminating cows for their agriculture programs.

My granddad got an MBE for 'services to sheep'

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Dameius posted:

Threadon: Apply directly to your forethread!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Sulla Faex posted:

i thought tarantino had a foot thing because he's ethnically half-foot?

nah man he just hates turtles

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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please return the heart, the donor didn't die for your lunch.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Solemn Sloth posted:

cryptic crosswords are bad, hth

Zetsubou-san posted:

A retort follows this jumbled refrain of puckering oily mouths (4, 4, 4, 7)

much like your posting

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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spoken like someone who has never known the satisfaction of taking a good poo poo.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Paladinus posted:

You'd still be able to experience that (either through VR or by using fake poop), but the point is you would have a choice. That's true freedom.

in star trek you can get any food you want from a replicator, but restaurants and home cooking still have a certain amount of prestige so what I'm saying is the bespoke artisanal pooper will be a respected craftsman even in this future, and i can accept that compromise.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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in bizarre synchronicity with the thread title Australia was also a pioneer in sexy beach defeat videos, only we called it Gallipoli.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Outrail posted:

Or it's possible those areas suffered a total genocide before anyone could record anything of the previous inhabitants. There's no native Tasmanians left apparently :(.

fortunately(?) this factoid was made up by white settlers to help justify the theft of the land. there might be no 'full blood' Indigenous tasmanians living today but no-one actually knows and blood quantum is pseudo-scientific bullshit.
wikipedia has the high end estimate of survivors today at 23,000.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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you've just made an enemy for life!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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j lambs is a bit thick but she's not afaik particularly racist.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Pirate Radar posted:

Sorry I didn’t know anything about her except that she was an Australian politician

eh, you had good odds.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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SiKboy posted:

Theres at least one Holmes story where someone ejaculates out an open window.

Asterite34 posted:

If it was "A Study in Scarlet," please see a urologist immediately

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Kangaroos live in anticipation of hurling themselves bodily into the nearest vehicle moving at high speed. They are dumb fuckers and being mostly dense muscle can utterly gently caress up the vehicle they choose to merge with the front of.

or the driver, if they go through the windscreen!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Cranappleberry posted:

Master Chief removes her helmet. It's Cher. The Covenant goes wild. They believe in life after love.

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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FFT posted:

Dude was a creepy incel weirdo

i am a communist and it gives me no pleasure to report this but Hitler did gently caress.

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