Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

They loved him, because the only thing that can stop some guy who is promising a really great space game but is probably going to fail on delivering it is "the same guy but less successful," apparently.

Hell maybe it was ironic. The whole thing is really embarrassing, I don't know.

QueenOfMistakes posted:

Does anyone have the quotes (or better yet, a link to the thread) where goons did that drug that will make you black out for days then did things like try to buy a piano on ebay?

Das Boo posted:

I skimmed it the first time and thought she was rejoicing that the cat was eating her tampons. Honestly, the probation made more sense that way.

Volkerball posted:

*badass movie announcer voice*

IT WAS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY

HE WAS BLEEDING OUT IN A BOAT.

"look i dunno who this guy is but I'll die for my country to get him!"

*tanks rolling down the streets*

THERE WAS NO WAY FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF THE BOAT

*cops kick in random persons front door*

THIS SUMMER *heart beat*, IT'S *heart beat*

TEENAGER DYING IN A BOAT

Winkie01 posted:

What is the problem with this analasis? the theory is tiny hands tiny dick he is trying to set his daughar up on a date

this one time I was on a trip to band camp and the teacher and her assistant was trying to group us on the bus before we showed up to save time right, so she was measuring our hands and as a trombone player I had smalle hands and had to set in the back while those loving trumpet players with all there brash style and dressing abilities not to mention there muscial skill all got to set in the front, I got not proof but I think they got jacked off from the ta while I was looking out the window with tears in my eyes feeeling like the rosa parks or sexual opression

Bluedeanie posted:

*Josuke Higashikata bursts out of breath into local Ancient Greek History university lecture* excuse me "professor," were you there when Plato first addressed the Academy? Did you personally take up a pike and march in a phalanx to defend Athens from the Persian scourge? Of course not, you fraud. You fool. You goddamned moron

Karate Bastard posted:

This is a good quote, make no mistake, but sometimes I click these links to see what possibly could be the context for such a statement, just to find it's the loving third hand e/n expository thread which just does not loving lend itself to such analysis, yet I find myself confusedly clicking through a handful steps of traceback of other people's arguments about completely unrelated people's misrepresentations of their misunderstood cirmumstances chasing that subterfugic assumption of coherency until I start gasping and stabbing that X in exasperation, only this time I managed to spaz out a series of words in the quotes thread first woop-de-loving-doo

Powaqoatse posted:

I did the exact same thing. Clicked for context and it was just a weirdness of goons arguing about lovely porn and quotes taken from pages back (i believe theyre called necro-quotes) and like 5 concurrent conversations. There was no solid ground to stand on, no branch to hold on to. Just goonery up & down the walls. I nearly died that day, and I definitely cried. Au wait as I w

Yeah sometimes it's better to not click the link. The trouble is you'll never know if you don't do it.

Powaqoatse posted:

AAAHHHH

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Multiple people attempted to shame me for taking the bold stance of saying I wouldn't date someone who masturbates to Benedict Cumberbatch getting the guy with the big ears from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy butt-pregnant with his dog dick.

chernobyl kinsman posted:

i googled this and it is bar none the gayest poo poo i've ever seen

Intel&Sebastian posted:

*Jon Jones drives past a rehab facility in the dead of night, turning his head slightly as it passes*

Dana White: He's cured

Mirthless posted:

Man, it's understandable to have a glance but if you're staring for a whole hour that's full on into creeper territory and that's not accounting for the fact that his wife was sitting directly adjacent to him.

What in the hell, dude.

Bobby Digital posted:

Poor guy, never developed object permanence

Subjunctive posted:

Barudak is a treasure

Henchman of Santa posted:

The only Chad I've ever known slept next to a full length mirror every night and once responded to a friend lamenting to him about her depression with "you're doable."

fizzymercy posted:

I knew a guy who used fish antibiotics to help with an infection he got in his elbow after a nasty fall.

Knew. Dude is dead due to dying of loving sepsis because he didn't have a loving clue how to properly dose himself or which antibiotics to use because they're not all the loving same you goddamn morons. Don't use fish antibiotics ordered off a random website how the gently caress is this even something I have to say??

edit: Holy poo poo, come to think of it I know two different people that used fish antibiotics. The other guy used the antibiotics for a knee injury but is still alive as far as I know. He definitely had what looked like gangrene last I saw so I'd say DO NOT USE FISH MEDS.

Also probably don't buy your meds at Petco.

Powaqoatse posted:

mirthless has got to be trolling like that old meme, "haha i keep saying idiotic things and they think i believe them! little do they know that underneath my carefully maintained idiot persona im also an idiot in real life"

Karate Bastard posted:

A bit like Barnacle Jim's, i suppose?

ArfJason posted:

[series of flags by uncle wrinkles or whoever]
Classic FYAD tribes ventrillo moment #23:

• Angela Heavy leaving her mic on and hearing
  her boss at MI5 debrief about the latest operation
  to spy on some random retard from Toronto.

Field Mousepad posted:

That is probably my favorite thing that's ever happened on these forums. The Sam Bradford lol steak thing from tff is a close second, someone link that poo poo please!

Snorkzilla posted:

He's being ridden by a couple of bears and is alarmed by the appearance of a chick.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Nostalgia t.v. Chat: Nickelodeon G.U.T.S. made the horrible choice to font all the contestants with first and last names. I know this because a few years ago we found out that like 70% of them are On Facebook and 0% like being reminded that they ate poo poo on the Agrocrag and lost to a girl.

Chichevache posted:

That punchline is perfectly setup.

sebmojo posted:

to poop on

derra posted:

it's not like actually having a kid stops the judging and bitching anyway. People are really weird about parenthood.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

loving exactly, then it's all "you're not holding the baby right" "dont put the baby face-down in the crib it'll die of mumphis" "don't do sick vape tricks for youtube while yr holding the baby" "it doesnt matter that red bull is willing to sponsor your baby themed vape tour i want you home bored on the couch watching me drink tea" the worst thing about parents is being the only reasonable half of a two headed hydra of self loathing.

Akapursch posted:

davidspackage posted:

Heh, typical Yale girl

Jabor posted:

ain't that the truth. Just keeping the water clean is a pain in the dick, you skim it every day, put all the chemicals in that supposedly keep the algae down, and it'll still turn green inside a week.

But then you just pay someone else to do it and it somehow stays crystal clear,

loquacius posted:

That sounds like the kind of funny forums quote I would like to see posted in the funny forums quotes thread!

Elsa posted:

Elsa posted:

purple death ray posted:

Post the Lego one

Elsa posted:

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress deer forever

im building a moat and buying some apple trees tomorrow

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

but i want apples too

Myrmidongs posted:

Please tell me you're not doing all this work only to not put a bidet in.

Mr. Mambold posted:

Dude, dude. That's Complete Bathroom Overhaul- New Beginnings

Motronic posted:

Complete Bathroom Overhaul: Don't Leave for Tomorrow What Can Be Done Bidet