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HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Perestroika posted:

Oh, I remember an amazing instance of that one happening. I think it was originally posted on reddit rather than here, but eh:

Every time that story gets posted - it's so delicious that it almost ventures into stdh territory. But, having known couples in open relationships, with varying degrees of success and/or trainwreck-ness, I know it's true.

I like the assumption that open relationships are somehow supposed to be "fair". I don't know that I have ever heard of one which had "one for you, one for me" as a ground rule.

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HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Super Dan posted:

I've known people who have had that rule. They're called swingers.

I guess in the non-monogamy Venn diagram, the Open Relationship circle would surround the Swinger circle, but I mentally don't think of those as the same thing.

I guess because Open Relationships tend to be two people doing their own thing, on their own, whereas Swinging always seemed like you do it as a couple.

Note: I have never been involved in either, so my information is all 2nd hand at best.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Travis343 posted:

Much like your sex life

Oh that's first hand, believe me :smug:

I am working up to eventually it being someone else's hand or perhaps a v

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?
request:

looking for the quote from the sick goon who is making Chicken and Rice Congee.

Anyone?

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Is this the same goon who had a stripper start stalking him and do poo poo like toss dead raccoons in the cab of his truck and sent him a picture of a greedo action figure peeking out of her b hole?

Does someone have a link to this story? Would love to re-read it.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

purple death ray posted:

You joke but dang if SpongeBob, drugs, and porn doesn't sound like a fun rear end evening

Bolded part depends on the porn. :v:

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?
Anyone have the quote (I am 87% sure it came from these here dead gay forums) about why John Carpenter's The Thing is the manliest movie ever made?

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Solice Kirsk posted:

You simply insert a needle into your pee hole and plug the rest of it with super glue. Continuously twist the needle until the super glue hardens and remove the needle. Now you're ready for Distance Pissing. Easy pissy.
FTFY

Would also have accepted: issy pissy

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HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Syd Midnight posted:

He wrote marijuana fairy tales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVfE_-ZJAxc

I've never suspected that he was anything but awesome to hang out with

I have a friend whose dad used to be a part of the NYC jazz scene in the 60s/70s and knew Shel pretty well. Can confirm (third hand) his awesomeness.

He also wrote the lyrics for most of the songs by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show - including "Cover of The Rolling Stone" which basically skyrockets him into the stratosphere of coolness.

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