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BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Guy Mann posted:

Dog Jones' odyssey from boring troll to incredibly smart and cool puppetmaster who was rolling with the punches all along deserves to be seen:

We're allowed to have Patreons?

# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 23:13

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:52

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

There's already an off-topic discussion about this in another thread you guys.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 16:27

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Not all Jews follow Jewish law, yes.

LOL what a terrible snipe.

Edit: Here, have a forums quote:

Can't believe you posted this on the Sabbath.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 01:51

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Wasn't his (ex?) wife the one who took out enormous student loans for an accounting degree from DeVry?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 17:15

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Also, ex spent 50 grand on a two-year accounting degree.

It was him!

# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 18:10

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Yeah I know the context, but it seemed like a waste to have the post I quoted and not have a canonical image of Donald Duck in Nazi regalia make an appearance

You insulted the honor of Donald Duck. It's offensive that you think this can simply be excused.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 02:33

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Krispy Wafer posted:

The irony is people in the cities romanticize Native Americans where as people who deal with them every day can't stand them.

purple death ray posted:

Didn't know Andrew Jackson was a goon

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 16:34

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

This is both a funny quote AND a fun place to guess the thread.

VictorianQueerLit posted:

yeah really, find me a gay guy that can't get laid

Relevant Tangent posted:

again, and truly, none of them are gay, straights should really fix their own community before they come for the LGBT community

KomodoWagon posted:

Their name comes from a Broadway show tune, dude.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 16:47

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Dumb Lowtax posted:

That one and the ""perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound" post brought up again as recently as the previous page, and the repeated unprompted workout routine post a couple pages ago, basically make everyone here sound like a bunch of dementia patients in an old folks home longingly remembering the good old days of posting because on the one hand this thread carries on like a continuous conversation from the regulars and on the other we've got an influx of newcomers who haven't bookmarked it or read the past few pages to whom it's all so new and exciting but you can't tell who's who so it might as well just be the regulars requesting it over and over... "play it again, Sam"

Those 3 posts should just be in the OP as a Hall of Fame section or something

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 15:29

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Pick posted:

"cats" in this case being cats, the musical

Why did you give us this just to take it away?

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 02:58

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fruit on the bottom posted:

They sort of took the long way around, but it’s interesting that Germany did ultimately end up ruling Europe after all.

Germany has always possessed by far the largest population of the European countries, a unified Germany would inevitably dominate Europe. Its just that in the 1300 years since Charlemagne they've actually been unified for maybe 100 years.

# ¿ May 7, 2018 18:54

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fruit on the bottom posted:

So what’s kind of funny is the “traditional” boundary of Europe is along the Ural Mountains, the Ural River, the Caucasus Mountains, the Turkish Straits and the border with Kazakhstan.

Russia overlaps this boundary. So there’s a “European” Russia (which is 77% of the population, but less than 25% of the territory) and an “Asian” Russia.

In other words, everyone is right and wrong and this is all so loving stupid I hate the finns

The only reason the boundary is at the Urals in the first place is because of furious Russian lobbying to move the border back specifically so that they wouldn't be Asian. The Urals are really geographically and culturally insignificant otherwise and are really just pretentious hills.

# ¿ May 7, 2018 21:41

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

fruit on the bottom posted:

It�s funny, but you never really think about the Amish population increasing.

They don't believe in birth control of any kind and unlike the Catholics actually follow it. Amish women exist in a state of almost perpetual pregnancy. They're like Bonnie in Family Guy.

# ¿ May 8, 2018 15:56

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burial posted:

I’m not sure why, but I’m a little shocked there are so many goons from the general north country (NY) area.

It was this or heroin and they chose the more self-destructive choice.

# ¿ May 9, 2018 01:48

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Didn't GE Cafe also have a weirdly hot girlfriend, despite looking like a pile of pudding with hair?

I'd be surprised if one didn't seek medical care immediately following an analysis degloving.

A girl goon once took a picture with GE Cafe because she was in his neighborhood and he was so forum-infamous she wanted to meet him in person. There was no dating or hanky-panky going on.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 18:43

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

BAD WILLIE is my favorite Marxist theorist

# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 09:20

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Why not kidnap baby Hitler and then give him a Jewish upbringing.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 04:17

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

BoTL is the living embodiment of the "New School of Chess Strategy" quote, and I'm pretty sure they're going to eventually get permabanned from SA just by the standing threat to be banned on-sight by every subforum after being kicked out from each in turn. They're already a good ways towards it.

Please post this quote if you have it tia

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 03:46

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

Did anyone point out that Nala and Simba are half-siblings?

They're royalty thats normal

# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 06:23

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

FactsAreUseless posted:

edit: I'm not trying to outdo or piggyback off the much funnier Ohio quote by the way, I just want to express my intense discomfort with Moscow, Idaho.

edit 2: I just remembered the entire Wallace area. So this ruined former mining hellhole filled with pedophiles (not a joke), and then Moscow.

This is the third idaho town you've told us is the worst one in your state and they keep getting more cartoonish. You're going to come back three posts from now saying:
"Actually I forgot about the city of 1488 over by the Canadian border. I tried buying some gas from a chinless albino but he said my money was "too Jewish". He offered to give me some if he could baptize me and use my mobile hotspot to look at Anime porn though."

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 23:18

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Outrail posted:

Ignore him and tell us more Idaho stories.

I'm a few hours away from the little bit at the top. Anything grim going on up there? I think it's just trees and the occasional ski hill?

I like the Idaho stories. I was trying to make a joke but I guess there's too many chinless albinos in Northern Idaho for that to come across.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 00:49

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Somfin posted:

Yeah it was really fuckin' funny and also I really like the idea that Idaho is entirely made up of various flavours of the worst place in Idaho

E: Like, that nowhere in Idaho is actually better than anywhere else, they're all worse than each other

In terms of awfulness Idaho is the MC Escher painting of the stairs.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 01:48

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Sulla Faex posted:

Farb- is german for colour- so I imagine printer toner

is the english joke this definition of "farb"?

as i've never heard it before

e: vv whoops

Glad to see you valiantly fighting against the stereotype of the humorless German.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 13:10

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Dareon posted:

Wasn't Gwynhwyfar also the name of the cat this one black guy with twin katanas had? I barely remember anything about the one book I read about that guy, except I didn't like it.

You'll have to be more specific. Like half the black people I know dual-wield katanas on a day-to-day basis.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2019 04:14

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DontMockMySmock posted:

Every loving time, every loving TIME someone makes a joke about quantum mechanics, they get the physics wrong. I am so sick of it.

The observer effect is not the uncertainty principle, and Schrodinger's Cat is not a real thing!

Edit: also the observer effect does not work that way.

Seems kind of like Schroedinger's post huh?

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 23:34

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Hirayuki posted:

It's not just "handsome," it's more like "that handsome face on... a horse".

I can properly appreciate the nuances and beauty of the horse dating sim's language now. Thank you.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 21:16

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Outrail posted:

Is Alaska considered overseas? How about Puerto Rico and Hawaii?

They are in a weird uncanny valley of exotic and foreign but not exotic and foreign. That's why there's so many reality shows about them I think.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 15:34

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Vulgar posted:

Or possibly �Pounded In The Butt By Beetles That Can Mimic Human Speech� by Chuck Tingle

Its actually just the rock band "The Beatles"

# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 22:14

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cumshitter posted:

scott adams: i woke up at 3:30 and thought, what if the earth was the center of the solar system and mars revolved around the earth, but its odd orbit was caused by mars also moving in a circular motion?

i call it adamaic astronomy

If you simply allow the planets to occassionally move backward and turn invisible with no apparent reason you'll see that geocentrism is the logical astronomy model.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 19:30

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Platystemon posted:

GFE is “government‐furnished equipment

Does anyone have the quote from I think it was D&D where some GIP people came in, throwing around their nonsense acronym slang and another goon just started making up a bunch of acronyms to make fun of them.

And then one of the GIP goons responded in complete sincerity because they have so much nonsense acronym slang that he accidentally asked a coherent well-thought out question about the American Army engaging in non-combat charity work in occupied regions in an attempt to earn goodwill.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 05:50

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FactsAreUseless posted:

If you're not I have absolutely no idea why I thought you were.

He mentions hes Israeli like every 3rd post he makes.

Almost all the goons from Non-Anglo countries are from Holland/Germany/Scandinavia and then like half the population of Finland seems to have an account. Anyone outside those places is unusual enough to me that they stick out.

BIG FLUFFY DOG has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Oct 16, 2019

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 04:15

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sebmojo posted:

We have been getting 200 new registrations a month for the last year, way down from peak but healthy enough imo

This makes registration revenue as lucrative as a 12.5 an hour job. Good thing Lowtax lives in the midwest I guess.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 01:19

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Cop pride flag is black, white & blue...ironic, if you're not white, you're left black & blue

Thats not ironic its just a pun!

# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 22:45

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Like half of the new ideas coming out of the tech industry in the last 4 years has just been them reinventing buses.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 03:08

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:52

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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

it is 1620. you are a retainer to the daimyo of council bluffs

do you:

compose a haiku about fat chicks

commit traditional suicide after a particularly bad rear end whoopin from nebraska state

strike down karen's needledicked lawyer in the street for not bowing to you
ll

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 19:25

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