Kennel posted:

chernobyl kinsman posted:

....how are you pronouncing .gif?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Joyce was a dirty rear end man but I can't help but laugh at how he describes everything so enthusiastically. "Gonna rail Nora until she's a heaping pile of farts and queefs"

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

my favourite Lovecraft passage will always be his character going full niggerstomper58 upon seeing a sleeping black man in public

quote:

It would be too hideous if they knew that the one-time heiress of Riverside—the accursed gorgon or lamia whose hateful crinkly coil of serpent-hair must even now be brooding and twining vampirically around an artist’s skeleton in a lime-packed grave beneath a charred foundation—was faintly, subtly, yet to the eyes of genius unmistakably the scion of Zimbabwe’s most primal grovellers. No wonder she owned a link with that old witch-woman—for, though in deceitfully slight proportion, Marceline was a negress.

quote:

There had been, at one time, as many as 200 negroes in the cabins which stood on the flat ground in the rear—ground that the river had now invaded—and to hear them singing and laughing and playing the banjo at night was to know the fullest charm of a civilization and social order now sadly extinct.

Heath posted:

Does someone have a link to the "f-fingerblast that little turd" story?

Eight-Six posted:

Goldmined.

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Okay. I was hoping to have a respectful exchange here, but you're clearly not interested in that. Bye.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

The other side of that is "throw a bunch of poo poo against the wall and see what sticks" is a very good strategy if you have the resources. So if you have a gay space utopia where you can just kind of give everybody whatever they need no questions asked you can just hand a big rear end laboratory to any dingus that wants one. One of them is going to stumble on something incredible along the way. There have been a lot of very large corporations with big science divisions summed as "you guys just like tinker and poo poo here's a budget, just don't spend more than that." Most of the scientists won't come up with anything really cool but occasionally you'll have a guy that invents super glue.

Plus if replicators exist you're going to get people futzing around with utterly random crap just to see what they can get the thing to do. Probably the best way to explain all the insanity that happens in Star Trek is "humans get bored really, really easily." Of course we're going to fly off into space to poke and prod at every damned thing we can find no matter how unsafe it actually is.

Chamale posted:

A C-SPAM poster shot a guy named Tiny Toese in the toe. The riot watching thread assumed Tiny shot himself in the foot and lied about it. Then breadnsucc posted some inside info about the shooting to try to keep the thread talking about it, then he got arrested.

Vitruvian Manic posted:

Most of women's vaginal odor is a result of bacteria migrating from their anus to their vagina. And coworkers with low-fiber diets smell like their poo poo.

So basically, anybody who is a) fat or b) a woman is immediately recognizable by their poop.