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Spanish Manlove posted:poor guy, he should go by adolfo instead. He actually does, I think he likes to screw with people when he first meets them. Paladinus posted:You sure it wasn't an Argentinian accent? He says he goes back to Mexico every winter to avoid the snow, so it could be he goes a little farther...
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Phy posted:I thought Cantonese ghosts were just white people What happens if a white person uses it tho 
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sneakyfrog posted:i will take the shampoo to mordor Better than hobbits in Isengard
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cumshitter posted:whoops wrong thread I disagree, this is entirely the correct thread
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Azathoth Prime posted:From the thread where Lowtax is soliciting suggestions of things to add/change. 
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Gonna need to figure out how burrito knows me
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Ariong posted:That’s exactly what someone who could summon imps and speak with animals would post. Someone who could do such things wouldn't be posting
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FactsAreUseless posted:The scariest part of Idaho, for anyone dumb enough to travel there, isn't Lewiston, which is an industrial shithole, or the Nazi backwoods, or the Mormon south, or the economically-collapsed tourist towns in the mountains. It's a town called Moscow. Do not go to Moscow. Moscow seems very nice on the outside - arts! liberals! college! - but it is de-facto run by a cult (not its first!), there have been an insane number of mass shootings there (google them!), and the whole place is basically some smiling fake-town-pride Stephen King horror poo poo. Everyone is extremely tense and a surprising number of people just straight-up go missing from the area. Some serious "something lurks beneath the surface" stuff going on there. I spent a short time in St Maries and Moscow was where people went to party 
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Jedit posted:Every time I see someone discuss Idaho I think "yep, you da ho alright". every single person in that town of 2500 people made that joke to me when I first got there
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Same, also, I feel like I have been on the internet too long for briefly fearing this thread was about to be Cat RP Central *knocks all the stuff of your shelves*
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Screaming Idiot posted:HP Lovecraft was actually a biracial fishman who was trying way too hard to cover up his heritage in order to be respected by his contemporaries. Eventually it became too much, and he faked his death and returned to the ocean to be with his people. but he was trans! sorta well, he grew up with his mother dressing him as a girl and telling everyone he was her daughter, while his father was dying in an asylum
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canyoneer posted:Whatchu going to do with all those porpoise souls? I like to keep all my souls in mayo jars in the freezer
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Jedit posted:The one that weirds me out is Germany, where apparently it's legal to gently caress your twin right up to the day when it's legal for you to gently caress anyone else. "You're not old enough to make an informed decision about sex, you'll have to stick to screwing your sister" is a hell of a position to take - pun most definitely not intended. I'm gonna guess that is based on the fact that twin on twin incest is perceived to be common enough(its someone to experiment with who you trust because duh, its your twin) and they don't want to throw kids in jail for natural experimentation, but its illegal afterward because Germany remembers the joy of an inbred monarchy
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Aug 6, 2019 15:36
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Juggalo dude just remind me of backyard wrestling
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Torchlighter posted:It's also the roughly Ten Billionth argument about if Starcraft and various other 'grizzled marines fighting aliens' games were ripoffs of 40K instead of, you know, acknowledging all the other things that aren't 40K that they could pull from. Having worked at Blizzard, they had StarCraft concept are painted on the wall almost identical to the big art for the 40k set I got in 1991. It wasn't an original idea on the part of games workshop, but there is no way that artwork being so close was an accident.
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Pastry of the Year posted:have we gotten a ruling on blonde boys' balls re: the tub If it's hot enough for the rest of me, balls will be fine Funny as poo poo tho how many dudes got pissed I'm the comments. How can you be so fragile as to see a woman laughing at another woman not understanding male anatomy and think it's an attack on your manhood?
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Picnic Princess posted:Just just lol if your balls aren't already naturally moist enough moist and juicy like thanksgiving turkey
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Bertrand Hustle posted:A... all of them? I think I missed the meeting, myself, but it's Pick so
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Ghost Leviathan posted:America originally planned to nuke the moon. This was a time when America was trying to figure out how to use nukes to farm, so i wouldn't read too much into it.
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Mikl posted:On hats: I learned that was the rule with all hats is. You don't wear a hat indoors, period.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I wear my hat indoors at work but I argue that A) the guard shack doesn't qualify as a proper building, and B) I work graveyard shift and am therefore alone, with no one to offend with my hat-wearing. The point of not wearing a hat indoor is that it is disrespectful to the building. No one respects a guard shack
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Dwarf Fortress is a documentary. guess we are in a tantrum cascade right now
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:E: oh my god awful app hosed up bad it keeps letting me post
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canyoneer posted:Yeah, he specifically hated seeing all the suction cup plush Garfields inside other peoples cars. He never sold or authorized merchandise except for books of his comic strips. I read an article when he retired that was basically 3 pages of the author making GBS threads on Jim Davis for being a sellout and talking about how perfect C&H is.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Death rumours are practically a rite of passage when it comes to fame especially when you vanish as completely as he did. for like a decade no one could even find him. turns out he lives at the lake calvin vacationed at nowadays
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oh boy former mod slapfight in the quotes thread! :popcorn: 
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Oct 16, 2019 07:47
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Dameius posted:Sounds British. an extremely british slapfight
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Literally a tempest in a teapot, what ho! Omg I don't think anyone else got this
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Oct 16, 2019 23:13
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Dameius posted:I got it, and it's good, but dicks take the day. no argument. the dicks win this round
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I just read that 4 times and my brain doesn't want to try processing it.
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Someone do a dramatic reading Preferably in a chipmunk voice
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Inceltown posted:The forums should be celebrated for being what it is. We're generally older now but getting hit in the nuts in novel ways is timeless. The internet may make you stupid but getting hit in the nuts WILL make you funny for a moment. I can think of literally no other reason funniest home videos still exists 30 years later
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google the show and the first line of the description is: quote:Crotch kicks, anyone? and s30e4 airs sunday night 30 loving years of nut shots and counting. too bad Bob wasn't allowed to be himself for the show
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:a friend just messaged this one to me and is he giving squirrels da joose? because if he is he should just let them go and laugh when a baby grand gets delivered to a tree
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sebmojo posted:We have been getting 200 new registrations a month for the last year, way down from peak but healthy enough imo so who's the new dare?
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I dunno how else to account for 200 new regs a month
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mind the walrus posted:It's honestly better than it was. SA isn't appealing enough a target for the actual Nazis, and most of the Gen-X/early Millennial "libertarian" either grew up or moved on. I feel like most of the attempts at reforming the place, like GBS2.0, have failed in part because Lowtax really badly wants to be apolitical, and wants the forums that way too. There way no way it was gonna get big at all and stay just a funny haha forum, especially when we made tribute.wmv
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wtf, I clicked that and insanity assaulted my senses D&D appears to have neither, but instead just people spewing poo poo all over the internet
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