Darth123123 posted:

This seems to be a good summation.

loquacius posted:

For twenty minutes, you have been asking: Who is Jon Pop? This is Jon Pop speaking. I am the man who hates your wife. I am the man who does not sacrifice his values to gain anyone else's love. I am the man who has been deprived of sexual outlets and thus has destroyed your positive posting experience, and if you wish to know why you are reading lovely threads -- you who dread the Red Pill -- I am the man who will now tell you.

RandomFerret posted:

Just look at Canada, they haven't produced any of their own culture in decades and they're happy as clams.

Nooner posted:

huh you guys didnt have to make a whole thread dedicated to my post history

Agent Escalus posted:

And yet the ex-cop (Ken Walls, I think) behind Police Quest tried to kickstart a similar IP a few years ago, also based around being a cop who must follow proper police procedure. Failed, which is a shame, because how many games are out there like that, especially these days? (Even L.A. Noire let you drive around like a lunatic.)

Tricky D posted:

A game where police follow procedure is simply too fantastic for the medium.

Rayn_of_TW posted:

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/sho...40#post18565440

if you like SJWs, groupthink, and being banned for nothing SA is for you.

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/inseminate with prejudice

Paineopticon posted:

Seriousposting over, who wants to gently caress a space weasel with me

Cthulu Carl posted:

Sorry, I'm allergic to their fur and they're allergic to my personality.

Outrail posted:

I'm calling bullshit. No way is anyone that stupid. Whoops a daisy, I mixed my fetishes up.

Specter posted:

Thanks for the inspiration Grenrow

"I'll take extra fries and some hotwings too"
"And a jumbo cup of Mountain Dew"
"Why should I worry about a heart attack?"
"Healthy at every size so why hold back?"

The platter drops the gorge begins
But at this table no one wins
The smell of ranch dressing and ketchup breath
As I chow in to certain death

The meat sweats after only plate one?
But still tell the waitress "keep them coming hun"
And as I chew through the pork pile
The plaque loosens from an artery wall

I toss rib bones that lay on the ground
And then order up a final round
What do I want to finish up the day?
Half of key lime and half of strawberry

I got so close near enough to bite
When my ticker finally lost the fight
The clot hits hard and I feel the blow
And hit the peanut shells and hay below

And as I lay there gazing at the pie
My left arm throbs and my throat is dry
And as I lay bloated and alone
"But there's still pie" is my parting groan

AARO posted:

Tiggum posted:

I didn't say that at all. I said it's not an invalid interpretation (because there is no such thing).