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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i don't get the peeing on fire thing. firemen wouldn't pee on fire to save you.


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i have an idea for a porn video

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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That doesn't make any sense, because its more humiliating for the pee pee guy then the pee'd guy

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I mean I would be grateful to have my life saved by a peeing man, this is just like that tree falling in the woods thing. Trees don't fall.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i can marry my dog now!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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They should make that movie and then slap it with the Marvel Comics: The Untold Story title from that book (its a good book by the way)

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I forgive you because that is pretty funny

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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http://tindeck.com/listen/dxbcc

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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The holocaust, never was, and never will be, funny. I have a list of things that are not funny, but I am not willing to share it because I rather these things come up naturally as teachable lessons.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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BiggerBoat posted:

Let me help you with your list of unfunny things:

1. Forums poster PBS Newshour
2.
3.
4.
5.

This is hurtful, but I am willing to move pass this and become friends.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Plastik posted:

Why would he want to be friends with someone who isn't funny?

Well that seems to be a common interest of ours.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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SMG is always funny, like it is amazing people get piss off about his funny posts. Why are you getting angry at the funny?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

You mistake people rolling their eyes at his dumb gimmick with anger.

Woah dude, cool your jets. Just laugh at the funny dude.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Maybe we should have two quotes threads, one for the epic quotes, and one for the epic quotes

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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This isn't your jurisdiction Lord of Butts, I will wait to hear the opinions of Lord of Ding Dongs.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Aphrodite posted:

But why is it called sounding?

it was tried on a pianist first

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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The "spiral" is the golden ratio.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I once scaled Mount Everest to meet someone with a sense of humor, but it turn out that all they had was a sense of elevation!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I enjoy laughing at the tragedy of things sometimes so I find aspects of the Everest stuff to be funny but it gets weird when people are gleefully looking forward to people dying.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I think we need some sort of goon analogy school or something because wtf

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i don't get what is happening anymore is this what its like to be high on weed lol

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i don't think we can really criticize tcc when this whole forum is addicted to shitposting
WAH BAM

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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KFC Nashville Hot Chicken

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Wedemeyer posted:

Goons once again know some interesting people:

I think everyone is really cool in this story going off of this one post.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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quote:

Is this for the weirdly passionate defense of erotic tabletop miniatures, the idea that gaming stores should add showers to help people get their dicks wet, or the rules for strip-Warhammer?

Yes.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Is there such thing as a catchy hanson song?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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heh, at first i thought they were talking about the comedian actor/improviser!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Holy poo poo that may be the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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the raven from poe's the raven but it keeps quoting forums quotes you don't think are funny

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Karate Bastard posted:

Really? I want to try it. Here: BM has such BO.

Please don't call brown moses a BMBO, he is actually pretty intelligent

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Sham bam bamina! posted:



The race is on!

Around the block in 80 days

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Forget all the leaks that came before, when the secret mod notes get leak its going to bring down civilization.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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What is a hero but those who sacrifice

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Heh, classic reference there... I get it I get it :cool:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

I mostly quoted it for the mental image of shoes full of cum (or even a goddamned cum-drawer) but alright be that guy

What its a good reference to a good thread

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Pff, how can it be Texas wee? The post clearly says this is in Kentucky.

Texas wee is an invasive species that has slowly been moving up north across the country and its wrecking southern ecosystems.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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The thing is though, I have seen that before, in real life.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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The cliches and bad stereotypes are much more likely to be true for military jobs than any other I have found.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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loquacius posted:

Also, goons ALWAYS tell you to end your relationships. More than one person once told me to call off my wedding because my fiancee and I sometimes argue about where we'll live in ten years. I suspect they're just in it to feel better about not being in a relationship themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i love how the word filter redeems that boring c/p

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I always knew the AV Club was seedy as gently caress

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