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Alopex posted:Why didn't Gandalf just call up those loving eagles from the start instead of dragging people around mountains and mines and losing hobbits all over? Slime posted:Because the eagles would steal the one ring and try and rule the world. Piell posted:Let Frodo ride one, that obviously works because no horse ever tried to steal the one ring rydiafan posted:Horses don't have sentience. The eagles in LotR are of (at least) equal intelligence with the men, dwarves, elves, etc. Gromit posted:Are LOTR horses some sort of robot? Polyseme posted:Fantasy horses are robots, yes. Well established fact. Bar Crow posted:Poor ol' Freckles, divided by zero and died.
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BJPaskoff posted:Pun chains are the one time I wish SA was like Reddit where all the pun replies would be contained to a single group that could be minimized so I'd never see it and also so all of you could downvote this here post of mine so no one could ever see it either. So, what I hear you saying is you'd like to punt this stuff off the forum?
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Well...she's waiting in Istanbul. Even old New York was once a number of Dutch towns, including Breukelen (Brooklyn), Vlissingen (Flushing), and Nieuw Haarlem (Harlem).
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Inspector Hound posted:We love this loving place "Hire"? Why pay, when there's a guy on the forums who'll do it for admin privs? I don't have archives, but I think his handle is barium or thorium or something similar. Why not ask him?
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purple death ray posted:I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my anus was missing again This happens all the time. It's detachable.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m actually shocked it wasn’t longer, I was thinking like five years or something. more like oldsincetimeimmemorialless amirite?
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Pastry of the Year posted:I've been inclined to grant these "mods please" wishes lately, to the extent that I can (which is to say, title/av changes) so y'all are warned Pastry of the Year, I request that you find inner peace and happiness. Also, i would love a name change to y'all are warned but I suspect the single quote/italics combo might be the last straw for the forums code. Mods? thepopmonster has a new favorite as of 17:08 on Feb 24, 2020 |
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RFC2324 posted:Maybe because dwarfism isn't the same disorder that produces the other little people (without midget what do we call non-dwarf little people?) By first, last, or preferred nickname depending on social context? Note: This post is intended to contain a joke, and should not be read to imply that any quoted posters were posting in bad faith. thepopmonster has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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Flannelette posted:I feel like in 2020 big knees would end up in the safe top bit now on the fetish-iceberg.jpg . Splicer posted:From each according to furaffinity, to each according to his knees
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Pastry of the Year posted:All right, one more. But that's it. THIS MOD TYRANNY WILL NOT STAND! TO QCS!
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Pastry of the Year posted:PM me a receipt to RAINN and you can have this avatar We interrupt your regularly scheduled derails to call dibs. I was going to buy plat and then Yikesaroo 2020 happened, so no PMs, but I have in fact made a donation so DIBS ON KITTEH (I'll sort it out next month once the parent doxxing process is done). In apology for the interruption, here is a picture of a funny quote: Kevin DuBrow posted:Investing in paint and paint strippers because its clearly the next evolution in warfare, thanks thread Memento posted:Investing in strippers is a time-honored military tradition, yes.
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ultrafilter posted:We suspect that the decimal expansion of pi does contain "8008135" as many times in a row as you like. Melondog posted:Well that's just irrational. Nah, it's perfectly normal.
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wolrah posted:Someone who understands neural networks make thisgoatsedoesnotexist.cx happen please. This is a situation that calls for AI-generated rectums.
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Lobok posted:Or how Something Awful used to mean Something That Inspires Great Awe. I think we're getting back to our roots.
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DontMockMySmock posted:"wer" in Old English means "man," so a werebear is a man who Hey, where did wīz go? dagōz when the regna- came Down in the hulwiją Playin' a new game Laughin' and a-rinnaną', hey, hey Skippin' and a-frawaz' In the misty morning feukaną with you Our, our hertô a-thumping and you My bear-eyed girl And you, my bear-eyed girl
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Evilreaver posted:abolish ice In progress.
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Antivehicular posted:Is that the one where someone posted about drinking mercury once (as a small child whose dad was a chemist and irresponsible about storage)? Because I've read that post, and wow It's more likely than you think. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-reconstruct-lewis-and-clark-journey-follow-mercury-laden-latrine-pits-180956518/
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