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Thread thread on the forum. What is the funniest post of them all? Enfield posted:idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:35 |
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Scary Monster posted:What about the quality of this data? I don't see how you can link 110 reports of rape to 50,000 instances of 'military sexual trauma' in any way. The numbers alone say they have to be unrelated. What are the 49890 other traumas? How many of these traumas are banged nuts on an obstacle course? Or a chafed sack from too much PT? If the information is obviously irrelevant why mention it without defining it?
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 23:28 |
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Rampansam posted:Someone needs to close this crappy thread already.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 01:48 |
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I remembered this exists so here is the context post:Shaman Linavi posted:I tried goons, I really did. The actual quote I wanted to share: Picnic Princess posted:That is the most incredible rear end in a top hat I've ever seen on a donut.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2019 01:38 |
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Umberto Neko posted:this thread is a stupid poo poo rear end turd without ncf basically. peace bitches, gonna go post mean poo poo in gbs until i get baned.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2019 02:42 |
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doctorawful posted:I came in answering Q's. Not good enough.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 02:23 |
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sharknwater10 posted:hey panzer you told me to post here so here iam (by the way im thepimpinshark)
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 16:28 |
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Fresh from the leper's colony:mod sassinator posted:Like I mentioned, those alternatives are far worse. Soy-based stuff that causes inflammation and maybe even worse effects from estrogen. Beans? You're not going to get the same amount of protein and you're going to get a ton of unnecessary carbs. Corollary: mod sassinator posted:98%+ of plants on earth will kill you. It's only the ones we've engineered over hundreds and thousands of years to not produce as much toxins that we can safely eat. Green does not equal healthy. Contextual corollary: Push El Burrito posted:One time I ate a green bean and my dick fell off.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 05:39 |
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gently caress I forgot this one so consider it a bonus to the above:Jerob posted:It also makes the development of agriculture seem completely illogical. "Don't worry Jim, one day this entire field of poison will adapt into delicious kale. Until then, let's go get that giant set of ribs from the drive thru and have it tip over our stone car. You know I love when they do that"
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 05:50 |
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Peezy posted:As the title says, lets all just spill our "guts" NOT LITERALLY OF COURSE!!
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 02:25 |
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Requested user name posted:GIMMICK< HA.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 16:08 |
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RoboHusky posted:lulz.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 16:27 |
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piltdown posted:There are free forums all over the internet, suckers
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 16:14 |
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Here's 2 funny forums quotes I remembered:yeah actually they will posted:I saw someone on the ironic pink Foad forum say "Sernie Banders" and I laughed so hard that my kidneys ruptured, causing my blood stream to fill with urea, killing me instantly NomChompsky posted:*escapes the bear and decides it's time to knock over your grill and break your screen door* Also while making this very post I figured out how to directly link to posts in long-since archived threads so you can go to the threads in question and learn the context (if it pleases you.) I feel stronger now
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 21:56 |
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BAD WILLIE posted:Alright. I was at the mall today and saw this kid I knew from my highschool hanging out with some fly girl and handling her rear end and all that poo poo. He was walking with a swagger, trying to look all hard and everything. But he was a LITTLE BITCH back in HS and wasn't hard at all, EVERYONE would pick on him. So I walked up and told her, "why are you loving with him, he's a god drat PUSSY and isn't hard at all."
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 04:51 |
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Shyvan posted:Everyone treats these boards like each thread should be compared to legendary epic threads. Every new post gets reviewed like some college project. Just stay to the topic and stop treating this place like one big competition to see who can make the best drat post. I'm not here to impress anyone. I come here to kill time.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 22:14 |
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A play in two posts:MooseKuh posted:too high at work MooseKuh posted:uh.. stop smoking weed?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 18:17 |
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Big Beef City posted:Everything tastes like a heart attack.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 23:44 |
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walrusman posted:It's a product made by sociopaths, for sociopaths. Just as the internet can assemble the ten people on earth who like dressing up like Dora the Explorer and having sex with each other, validating their perversions and redoubling their conviction that there's nothing wrong with them, so can it provide an outlet for people who spend their leisure time drinking Coors and vaporizing small animals.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 15:50 |
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purple death ray posted:The way goons will clown car into a thread and tell everyone how (food) is only real (food) if it's made with (ingredient) or (method) is honestly one of the worst things about this place. gently caress the nyt trying to put peas in guacamole, yes, but some poor fucker eating a snickers on his fifteen minute lunch break at target doesn't deserve to be ground into the dirt because he's eating Awful American Puke Candy. The Funny Forums Quotes are coming from inside the thread!
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 16:07 |
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EightBit posted:That won't save you from people that have headphones in and are randomly wandering across the path. I'd rather play that game with horny deer, at least they have the good sense to run away.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 22:41 |
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Also a bonus too good to pass up before I forget:I LIKE COOKIE posted:I've never witnessed a torch accident but this one time we were really drunk smoking hookah and some clumsy drunk girl knocked the hookah over and the hookah coal burned a hole completely through the wicker table it was on and started the carpet on fire. I mean that poo poo just burned through the wicker table like a hot knife through butter, it was fast as gently caress. The table barely put up any resistance it was like the hookah coal just fell straight through it. And the table was a good 3 inches thick too it wasn't no lovely paper thin wicker table. The carpet caught on fire pretty loving fast too and it was pretty drat scary. For a second I really thought the whole loving house was about to burn to the ground.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 23:01 |
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Unfortunately I cannot access this post, but the ban reason for it...
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 03:16 |
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Wow, you're kind of a dick. Next time try constructive criticism instead of sperging out about how a chef once made you cry over burned mushrooms.MageMage posted:I was in garde manger 2, which I had found pretty difficult. It dealt with terrains and things like beef wellington and making that puree coloured stuff. Advanced poo poo. The Chef was this grouchy old man. Almost all of the Chefs that taught us we're grouchy old men or grouchy old women. But this one was mean. I was so afraid of messing up, because he worked us like a drill seargent.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 04:41 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Y'all really need to click that and read the whole thread (it's barely over one page). It's also has some links to Mage's greatest hits. The tl;dr is: I even used the burned mushroom line as a SA Hunger Games event message for the games I ran:
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 19:22 |
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Brococrab posted:This is my favorite forum. I think I should be banned.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 15:21 |
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:Yeah maybe cookie sandwiches taste better than broccoli but vegetables are actually healthy and good for you and help you not to die unlike beer which is just carbs and poison so nice argument I guess ????
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 02:15 |
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the bitcoin of weed posted:they're called research chemicals because you are turning yourself into a science experiment if you take them Yorkshire Pudding posted:Hey now, those deaths were for the scientific advancement of humanity. Much like the animals we sacrificed to facilitate space exploration, those brave goons died baking to death parked in their own driveway high off Chinese research chemicals so that we may better understand the universe. EorayMel has a new favorite as of 18:29 on Feb 25, 2019 |
# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 18:24 |
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WatermelonGun posted:It’s like that part in annihilation when the lady gives up and turns into flowers or whatever but i’m going to turn into a pile of dirty piss snow.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 18:05 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Suck my dick and play with my balls
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 04:40 |
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Chrs Gry posted:If your toilet is blocked up I’ve always just gotten a wire coat hanger, flattened it out and stuck it round the U-bend and given it a good wrangle. I realise just now how much this sounds like I’m giving the toilet a back alley abortion but it works a treat.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 01:24 |
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Let's move on, thread, with an actual funny forums quote. Like this one:Frinkahedron posted:A deer once ran into my house. My stationary house that has been there since the 40s.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 02:29 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Imagine an airliner cockpit with every single alarm going off at once because we're upside down and about to crash into a mountain while both wings are on fire and a hijacker has set off the bathroom smoke detectors and clogged the toilets as well. That's this thread.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 03:02 |
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Richard Dawkins posted:A darfur orphan has it way worse then me, they live in poo poo. E: The thread that post goes to just keeps on giving, holy loving poo poo: Richard Dawkins posted: posted:We had loud sex twice in the span of maybe a month? Its not like every night we are getting it on and stuff. Upright Sloth posted:versus EorayMel has a new favorite as of 04:24 on Mar 2, 2019 |
# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 04:09 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Pull up, thread! PULL UP Here's a new Funny Forums Quote: rageoflink posted:go to a grocery store and go to the produce section and find a girl by any kind of melon. Say hey I like those melons you got there and who knows she might find you extremely creepy or she might think you're the funniest thing since...... idk but w/e you get the point. Also from the other thread/post: Data Graham posted:Our forefathers fought and died for the right to gently caress their goodwives without the neighbors from the next clapboard shack calling the redcoats to come pound on their doors at one bell past mizzennight and demand of them a shilling and sixpence tribute to King George for the trouble of waking them up. EorayMel has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Mar 2, 2019 |
# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 04:56 |
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ReverendScumbag posted:Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, I wish Rent-A-Center didn't carry computers.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 23:16 |
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Post+probation reason combo:KewlBiens posted:girl goatse is the best goatse
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 03:33 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Is the PYF ban thread still a thing somewhere? I don't know but I found this one: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3402828 Also shut up about BOTL and post more funny forums quotes. Like this: super macho dude posted:*Morbidly obese 40 yr old man decked out in an extra 80 lbs of black & neon green tacti-armor, bug out bag, naginata, throwing knives, taser gloves, wakazashi, and chain sword*
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 02:57 |
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E.T. NO HOMO posted:If I was a doctor of asses and you came to my doctors office cindy would be like "THE DOCTOR WILL BE IN TO LOOK AT YOUR SNAKE rear end IN JUST A MOMEY" and then I'd come in after lots of snickering from the lobby and tell you to MURDER THAT SNAKE WITH YOUR CHEEK MUSCLES SNAP THAT FUCKERS HEAD OFF and if you didnt have the guts I'd put that snake right up my own rear end and BREAK IT IN HALF and then bill you like $30,000 cause my sphinc is a national resource
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 15:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:35 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:heh, hehand get this, why the
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 05:12 |