FreudianSlippers posted:

Should I put ketchup on my horse meat steak at my sons circumcision and should I tip the mohel?

The Lone Badger posted:

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Drad_Bert posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwckOMHyUpU&t=82s

lol

Sham bam bamina! posted:

candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick

quote:

You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.

If I use a real straight-razor and make my own lather with a badger brush then that makes me manly and attractive, even though I have scraggly unkempt hair and I'm 50 pounds overweight. If I wear a fedora it will make me cool and sophisticated, even though I'm wearing it with jorts and a le meme t-shirt. If I smoke an ecig then I look hard-boiled and interesting, even though my baby palate means I have to puff candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Here's the thing about GBS, it doesn't wait for you to understand. It doesn't think you're special and it will wreck your poo poo if you come in thinking you are. GBS is where you go to kill your little case of Dunning-Kruger

Chances are if you get run out, it's because you're either trying to show everyone how smart, funny and/or original you are when you just simply aren't any of the above.

And as for genesplicer, dude does his job, better than when we had 2 absentee mods while the other was having a meltdown fighting with the ex-mod who is himself is just a walking Chernobyl. Fact is I don't agree with everything the man does, but atleast he's doing SOMETHING

Gum posted:

I genuinely thought death threats were the most embarrassing way to respond to a delayed video game, but it turns out it's actually thank you cards

Revenants Return posted:

Sad! The election forum is moderated by Morally, mentally, and physically weak individuals who take time away from their computer jobs to give out probations . Biochench and Zen Death Robutt are brimming with fail. , the election forum is a mess. Ostensibly boosted c5 is the trump mod but the IT guys are running amok probating everyone who works for a living and it's sad and someone should do something.

Control Volume posted:

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKJlJwQTBdepl8h_Vy2h

Centripetal Horse posted:

I'd read it.

Also, I have a great Chuck Tingle title for this, but I'm too lazy to post it.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I feel that that should be expanded on with a few of the recent happenings.

Proposal: a hotdog shack busks for startup money on Kickstarter

Reality: A goon cancels christmas for his children to give all his money to an owner who turns out to be an unrepentant racist rear end in a top hat who ignores every kickstarter reward promised. A mod probates people who ask questions.

Junior Jr. posted:

The movie opened up here in the UK, I bit the bullet and went to a screening, now before you start bitching at me going "you idiot, you didn't like the movie to begin with, what was the point of paying to go see it if you knew it was bad?"

who said anything about PAYING to see it?



-

Before I went to see the film, I looked for the leaked plotlines from the reddit post and listed each one of them in a check list, I also threw in some other plotlines according to the trailers and tv spots.



I got about half right, but the point is the majority of the movie is pretty much the leak, with some tweaks here and there, so it all checks out.

I even detailed almost everything that happens exactly in the movie, including gags, cameos, sequence of events, and stats.



I was seriously shocked how close the leak was to the final product, I can't believe it was THAT bad. Also Feig and Dippold shoehorn SO MANY references to the original film, you wouldn't last a drinking game around it.

a couple of things I forgot to add, the "usher concert" line wasn't in the final version, and (I might be overthinking this gag) Wiig and McCarthy's white hair is possibly a reference to that line from Ernie "I've seen poo poo that'll turn you white", like...make your hair turn white, don't know if you can make that comparison though.

overall, the movie turned out to be poo poo after all...and you're not missing much.

e: when they played the proton dual pistols slow-mo scene...someone behind me actually clapped for that. I swear I'm not making this up.

oldpainless posted:

Saw Ghostbusters tonight. It was pretty good and lots of fun.




Welp bye

Travis343 posted:

for years SA was so desperate to look 'better' than the rest of the internet by making sure its userbase had to conform to AP style guides when posting about making GBS threads their pants or whatever and now SA is on life support, left behind by the rest of the internet

ironic no?

Gonz posted:

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I'll have you know it's those damned stormtroopers crashing the sweet beach party

Harlock posted:

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71RJJ0umdjQ&index=6&list=WL

not sure if I did the time right but skip to 1:04:02 to see how dumb Misterbibs actually is.

Wedemeyer posted:

all you fuckos should read this thread. It's full of sad laughable poo poo.

-Troika- posted:

racism has always been bannable

qnqnx posted:

It's time to change that.

-Troika- posted:

if you wanna be a racist there are other forums you can post in, like stormfront

qnqnx posted:

If you don't want to see opinions you dislike, make like a bitch and use the ignore function. Or just skip the post like a grown up.

Ace of Baes posted:

Guy whining about not being able to scream friend of the family on the forums: I think you've got some growing up to do.

Agean90 posted:

how pathetic do you have to be to spend pages bitching about an internet subforum to the point where you've memorized people t specifically bitch about holy gently caress

Outrail posted:

I don't know where 'pupper' came from but the word makes me irrationally mad for some reason.

vols bitch posted:

as far as being a gbs scumbag I really don't see all the trans hate threads but I don't read every thread

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I got you bruh:

vols bitch posted:

go back to fyad with your fake girl gimmick human being

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Heath posted:

"Hairbrained" makes more sense to me than harebrained.

Travis343 posted:

Hasn't GBS gone away before though, only to return uglier than ever

Tucked-In T-Shirt posted:

Man gbs closing is a real bummer I'm going to miss such amazing threads such as:

Popular Movie actually sucks
Popular hobby actually sucks
Popular videogame actually sucks
Stalk the racist hotdog man
Stalk the mentally challenged programmer kid
Hate fat people
Hate women
Hate trans people
Hate China
Hate mountains
The 400 page thread about the huge religious family.

Thank god this is only temporary so I can resume posting with hate in my heart soon.

RandomFerret posted:

Years from now, when I am dead and there's like twelve people left still posting on this site, this will be there. They will see it and they will make up reasons for why it looks the way it does because none of them will remember Groverhaus. I'm guessing it'll be around 2018 or so.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Tetracube posted:

it's already exactly the same

A guy who named himself after an MST3k character, in 2006 posted:

Have you ever noticed that the “Weird” in “Weird” Al is in quotations? That’s because he’s not weird. Following this convention, he could also be called “Funny” Al or “Profitable” Al Yankovic. But “Weird” Al is weird in the same sense that inserting hilarious uses of the words “cheese” and “monkey” into your dialogue would be. Spam! If you laughed at that, turn your computer off and leave this place. There is nothing for you here.

If “Weird” Al provides any service to this world, it’s that he shows us who is truly developmentally disabled. Do you know someone who still listens to “Weird” Al? Is this person over fourteen? If you answered “yes” to both of these questions, sever all ties, burn all evidence, and strategically use a claw hammer on different parts of your skull to eliminate all memories(you may want to read a book about this practice first). “Weird” Al’s parodies are supposed to be the gateway drug to real music, and the denial of Al’s music marks a passage into adulthood where one may say, “I would like to listen to this song, but I no longer want it to be about potatoes.” If real music is sex, then “Weird” Al is the clumsy unfinished preteen handjob, although “Weird” Al fans may not understand this analogy for obvious reasons. I know what you’re thinking, “But my really cool science teacher in middle school loved ‘Weird’ Al and he wore novelty ties and one day he melted a penny with chemicals!” Take a minute to think about this person. I don't know how long you've been away from home but I guarantee you his obituary read "single man slips while mopping studio apartment; eaten by housecats before he can make it to pre-paid cell phone."

If you think “Weird” Al has a place in the fast-paced music world of today, I have news for you: he’s been irrelevant since the invention of karaoke. And since karaoke was invented before he started performing(thanks Wikipedia), Al has always been irrelevant. The day a townie got high in his Camaro and changed Boston’s “More than a Feelin’” to “More than a Peelin’ (being about bananas or some such poo poo)” should have been the day Al vanished from existence, or dropped his musical aspirations to become something more fitting, like the office cut-up at a large packaging firm or the world’s most interesting compost heap.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

So did this weirdo go to China specifically to sexually harass Chinese women because

Craptacular posted:

FWIW simunitions aren't danger-free. Sure, if you get shot in the chest with one you won't die. But you'll get a big welt, and it wouldn't be fun. They don't just go "poof" in a cloud of smoke like what happened to Ed Harris in the first episode. They hurt more than paintballs IMO, and if you got shot in the eye with one or something you'd lose your eye.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

A tiny wizard lives in each bullet.

sweeperbravo posted:

The groverhaus incident in condensed form could easily have been a King of the Hill episode.

Somfin posted:

Creeps are notoriously quick to vocally and aggressively police others' creepiness.

Wrist Watch posted:

I feel like on one hand there's a valid point to be made about this because it's an actual problem, but at the same time these are the same forums that produced a 9/11 tribute video set to yakety sax.

Death Bot posted:

That event, at 15 years old, is actually exactly old enough to still find it funny to call someone a retard on the internet.

free basket of chips posted:

Remember that time a bunch of goons ate pet food

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Wait what happened to everdraed

my dad posted:

<Squashing Machine busts into quotes thread>

FEMINISTS!!!!!

SplitSoul posted:

Quote thread like that quote about the thermostat and true love, but instead of true love it's a deeply dysfunctional marriage that ends in murder-suicide and orphaned kids, and all the kids end up making the same mistakes as their dead parents.