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i'm a horse irl
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 23:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:01 |
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i rear powerfully against the setting sun, my mane and tail streaming, my bones spontaneously collapsing, my blood fighting to escape my body, your bank account screaming, screaming, screaming like stallions in battle
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 23:22 |
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EorayMel posted:Is this a funny post and/or forums quote
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 03:43 |
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pog boyfriend posted:i do like the distinction of permabans being only used for people who do extremely bad things and for deceased posters with 100k hours being used for people who are no longer welcome, but as was pointed out this still allows for people to PM you weird crap. as someone who received a PM from a user who will remain anonymous talking about how they want to chain me up in their basement and milk me after the apocalypse, i can understand the desire to cut down on these sorts of PMs. but i digress.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 03:33 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I can guess who that is. I wish I'd saved the old pictures of them nursing me on my deathbed, that they made.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 03:53 |
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in the context of post-apocalyptic pog milk i can only interpret "nursing" in one possible way
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 03:55 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Aw hell, I'll say it: gunky junket. at least the pictures she sent you were kind of sweet...? depending on the reason you were on your hypothetical deathbed
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 04:05 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'll be honest, I basically just scrolled through them. I couldn't tell you anything about the actual text, but the pics caught my eye.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 04:21 |
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our crazy people really are of top quality, blessed both with florid psychosis and above-average written communication skills
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 12:37 |
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twist: watterson and davis are the same person
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 23:24 |
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i have the heart of an israeli, inside the body of a christmas ham
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 04:47 |
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my favourite star trek character was jar jar binks
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 11:25 |
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Pick posted:the nutty lesbian cruise relationship explosion thread
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 00:53 |
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i am soap
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 15:54 |
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Krankenstyle posted:i think it is a good thing, for him, that Hunter is dead. i think it would kill him to see the world now, and he lived in a very lovely world.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 23:30 |
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my cousin was a professional wrestler. he weighed 450 pounds and used to wear a moose head into battle and bellow at his opponents like a moose in rut. easily the crowning achievement of my family, it's been all downhill since then
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 01:00 |
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i bellow a hoot of moose
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 02:28 |
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Meinberg posted:I'm trying to find the words to explain my experience of watching the film. It's impossible to actually describe the film, you see, for it has transcended language and understanding. Towards the end of the film, Judi Dench, who plays the queen of the cats, turns directly to the camera and sings about how we all understand cats now and don't need an interpreter anymore. But there is never any interpretation, there is only the grinding of cosmic shards against one another, there is only the sudden and bone-deep realization that we are all artificial, that reality itself simply does NOT cohere, and that we are all living paradoxes, trapped in between the emotional poles of joie de vivre, the depression of alienation, and pure, raw menace. At one point, the devil (who is a cat) drugs all of the good cats into an orgy that he might kidnap the queen of the cats. Logic and reason tear at the seems, space itself compresses into this abstract notion of distance, all touch becomes sensual, the cats frolic in the ruined remnants of a dead humanity. Characters enter the narrative, sing who they are, and then disappear. The camera doesn't care for the relationships between things, all it cares about is bodies in constant, frantic motion, always touching, always prowling, always consuming, until nothing remains but the motion itself as harbinger of days that shall never be.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 04:35 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:There's no bajs involved with the runkering. It's not a fetish, just logistics; if you're going to the toilet anyway you might as well have a right proper wank on company time as well as do a poo poo. So you know if someone's Lync status is set to RuPa, you know they'll be a moment.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2020 07:07 |
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the moon got its revenge
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 03:38 |
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