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The Orange Mage posted:Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Right to the drools and I hit the ground crawling
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 23:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:36 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:The head of the Secret Service is called the President's Man-Killer. Username checks out.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 04:10 |
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runupon cracker posted:A rare post A fine usage of the medium.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 22:16 |
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Field Mousepad posted:As much as I want to laugh that's a little kid in that casket. The worst part was he only needed 4 more coins to reach 100.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 18:34 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Point of fact: we are all terrible Would you say we're.....something awful?
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2018 20:15 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Shoulda Terry Schiavo'd that poo poo, m'lady fixed
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 06:44 |
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Theris posted:Speaking of the OP getting brutally owned by the first post, does anyone have a link to the original "Your mom sounds pretty cool, OP." thread? All I can find by trying to search for it is people talking about or referencing it. It's a tossup between this and "so you work at home OP?" for my favorite first post burn, but I think work at home edges (hah) it out slightly.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 03:39 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:But enough about Kubrick. Whooping Crabs posted:Stanley Meatbrick Telegnostic posted:Ground beef.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 22:04 |
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freeedr posted:All right, meow I'm sorry did you just say meow?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 16:17 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:is that a horse? is that what horses are supposed to look like? looks like some sort of small horstry
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 00:37 |
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CannonFodder posted:That’s how a society works. It's "society works the same way". You clod. You moron. You absolute buffoon. SyNack Sassimov has a new favorite as of 19:28 on Oct 5, 2019 |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 19:20 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Nah, he would just have been pissing off the right err'day. ayup
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2019 02:24 |
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What's it like, only getting half the joke
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 23:01 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Alright... Marten. Wow apparently I'm wrong.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 23:37 |
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Krankenstyle posted:Yeah so much that it was already posted by elision. Get tour poo poo together Uh buddy no one's going on tour right now haven't you heard there's a pandemic going around? moron
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 21:45 |
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Rust Martialis posted:Of course in Black Speech of Morgoth, "ghaash" is 'fire', as when the Balrog appears in Moria. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! that ghaash without garnishing it with garnets and cash
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 22:21 |
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But that just means the taxes are low.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 21:56 |
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Jedit posted:I can't help but think it's a bit rich to make the "My sense of humour is stuck in 2002" joke in a Downfall meme. You're wrong, it's ALL rich.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 19:35 |
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Does anyone have the old quote about how frat bros might high five each other as they bang hot chicks but meanwhile I'll have a much richer experience playing ff7 Just scroll through I'm sure it's in here somewhere: https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=217425
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 19:59 |
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christmas boots posted:small in volume but tremendously dense. This also describes Kaitlin Bennett.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 18:39 |
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RFC2324 posted:The pizza joke doesn't really make a ton of sense either. Its funny because its absurd How does: none pizza with left beef not match: left anarchy with huge beef it's pretty drat funny because not only of the callback but the additional pun, Ms. I-Don't-Think-It-Makes-Sense-And-Furthermore-I-Am-The-Arbiter-Of-Why-Things-Are-Funny signed, The-Guy-Explaining-The-Joke-Making-It-Seriously-Not-Funny-Jesus-Christ-Just-Stop
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 19:25 |
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Lobok posted:Sure hope the comparison is over 18 years old. Huh, did Captain Hygiene recently lose his star?
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# ¿ May 3, 2021 22:40 |
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take_it_slow posted:Not exactly a funny quote, but a funny reason to post a banme: Wow this was also the first CD I bought. Also, I'm glad that idiot banned himself because Scott Joplin is fantastic and it's a god drat shame that one of America's only actual homegrown forms of music is still given such short shrift in the cultural landscape and regarded by the jazz world as too classical, by the classical world as too jazzy, and regarded by most musicians still as "lower-class honky-tonk music" which of course goes back to the fact that it was created by black musicians and the classical world is still, as much as it pretends it's not, a white (male) supremacist cultural regime that stifles and blocks people of color and women composers from its concert halls to this very day--- er yes sorry I'll have a Smokehouse Brisket Meal with a Coke and a double order of fries oh and could I also get a cup of water for the little munchkin haha you know how they get haha kids right? haha. do you, haha, want a kid? I can just drop this one off here, it's no problem. haha please. oh god please take the child
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# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:08 |
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Splicer posted:The best GBS was sqrt(-1) Was that the one that made Ozma sqrt(-1) across the room?
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# ¿ May 5, 2021 19:52 |
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shelley posted:here’s the thread (archives required)
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 03:34 |
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Y'know, this is exactly the kind of post sequence that should be quoted whenever some idiot from 2002 goes "SOMETHINGAWFUL ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE WHY CAN'T I USE THE N-WORD ANYMORE YOU SJWS". It doesn't use racist language, it doesn't punch down on any ethnic, religious, or sexual group, and yet, it is an awful, awful, awful-ly hilarious post that only assholes, i.e. all of us, can appreciate.
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 19:35 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Dog berries with peanut brittle jesus loving christ Jerry. Why the gently caress did you have to bring THAT up loving finns
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 02:11 |
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Fantastic Foreskin posted:We called 'em memes back when O RLY was the pinnacle of internet comedy. "Image Macro" was depreciated by like '02, '04 at the latest. Deprecated. Depreciated is what happened to OnlyFans' imaginary stock price this week. Deprecated is when someone decides something is no longer desired or approved of. As in, I deprecated your mom last week.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 19:52 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:both are correct... depreciate can also mean belittle or decry. Ehhhhhh....the belittle definition is more because of misuse. https://www.dailywritingtips.com/depreciate-vs-deprecate/ Same reason "literally" now is used as "figuratively". I suppose this gets into the usual prescriptivist debate about whether words' meaning should always be fixed and never change, but I think there's still a difference (edit: as mentioned in the link above, the Latin origin for depreciate specifically means to reduce in price, so to me it seems clear it should be used only in a monetary sense) and I'm gonna go ahead and use them for their intended contexts. SyNack Sassimov has a new favorite as of 20:13 on Aug 25, 2021 |
# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 20:08 |
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Lobok posted:Tangentially is not where I would expect r. Expect 'r? I hardly even knew her! So basically, yes, I knew her tangentially thus proving how absurdly wrong you are.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 19:51 |
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Paladinus posted:Don't post small avocado. Ugh another loving gatekeeping Hasshole.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 17:37 |
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Marcade posted:You liked yourself before that post? Someone has to.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 21:00 |
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sebmojo posted:demonstrably incorrect I was being nice for some reason, but you're completely right and I retract my statement.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 22:17 |
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Platystemon posted:I’m starting to notice a trend with food in the UK. No everything's fine guv
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 06:04 |
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Heath posted:The American Association of Retired Persons. They're one of the biggest lobbying powers / voting blocs in the US and generally one of the reasons we can't have nice things.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 22:47 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Eeory you're back on probation e o ray how is this difficult
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 22:22 |
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Aphrodite posted:Would? I don't loving like your tone, mister.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 00:37 |
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Outrail posted:As if anyone could convince 500 humans to pay to post on some dying aexually ambiguous forums. I'm very secure in my aexuality thank you very much. (I'm aay)
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 18:46 |
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Splicer posted:Everyone point and laugh at the light mode user! THAT's what they meant, it's been long enough with dark mode (and I used Dark Reader before that) that I was wondering what the gently caress was wrong with their browser that the quotes were in yellow. Anyway, to Kenning:
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 03:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:36 |
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Dareon posted:You have those? Ah this is a misreading, he put the clause in the wrong place. What he MEANT to say was: Sometimes one or other of my friends in my head, who is not sick, asks me why I am laughing at an old webcomic about miscarriage. I have no answer.
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