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Ace of Baes
went his whole life avoiding assasination attempts by jewish time travelers

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favorite donut shop was replaced by Weinsteins Bagel Emporium

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all the girls at school made fun of his small nose

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Harvey Goldberg (relative of the wrestler Goldberg) used to suplex him after school every day

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wasn't a big fan of matrilineal cultures in general

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was really jealous of the kosher MRE's during WWI

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got really mad after reading the new testament

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was one of those guys really passionately against circumcision

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hitler: how come the jews get ju-ly? where's german history month?

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he got his mani-pedi's done at a jewish nail salon and couldnt understand the ladies speaking hebrew but he was pretty sure they were talking poo poo about him

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he got doxxed on something semitic

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
jewish art critics

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
pact with the goat woman of the woods to keep the fires of his true love's soul alight

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
drew the slip of paper with "Jews" written on it out of the genocide hat

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
compromise with nazi congress to pass anti smoking legislation

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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dogcrash truther
theyre the puppetmasters of history, cruelly orchestrating everything for their own benefit

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usury

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Ace of Baes posted:

went his whole life avoiding assasination attempts by jewish time travelers

holy poo poo..


Jamoke

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Misinterpreted a fortune cookie.

Jamoke

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Was trying to impress a girl.

Jamoke

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Road rage.

Jamoke

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Woke up one morning and said "meh, why not."

Jamoke

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Made a promise to a dying kid on his deathbed.

Jamoke

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Triple dog dared.

Jamoke

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Got real pissed off at some tangled Christmas lights and may have overreacted a bit.

Jamoke

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Didn't get the last slice of pizza.

Jamoke

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Just plain bored, thought it would shake things up.

Nosfereefer

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according to bibi, it's b/c the palestinians

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i just wish hitler had written down somewhere his explicit reasons for wanting to murder the jews so we wouldn't have to wonder

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hitler: hm, what's all this stuff about materials for concentration camps?
himmler: it's bookmarked with something about exterminatint the jews, mein fuhrer
hitler: hm, i cant be expected to keep track of all this nazi business myself, goering you know what this is about
goering: i can't really remember, i guess we were talking about exterminations last week but i dint really pay attention
hitler: lol, i just loving sign it whatevs

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hitler: the jews... the jew are those guys with the cheeses right?
himmler: that's the swiss, mein fuhrer
hiter: yeah sure, lets gas the jews
himmer: *sighs" very well mein fuher...

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Spanish Manlove

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the pork lobby

dogcrash truther

Nosfereefer posted:

hitler: hm, what's all this stuff about materials for concentration camps?
himmler: it's bookmarked with something about exterminatint the jews, mein fuhrer
hitler: hm, i cant be expected to keep track of all this nazi business myself, goering you know what this is about
goering: i can't really remember, i guess we were talking about exterminations last week but i dint really pay attention
hitler: lol, i just loving sign it whatevs

Commie NedFlanders

As an anti-Marxist, Hitler was unable to grasp the inherent contradictions inscribed into the relations of production and how class struggle generates intra-societal domination. He fetishized the notion of society, in the form of the nation state, as a harmonious and organic totality. In order to explain the problems of society, he had to posit some external, foreign agent which undermined national solidarity and used this scape goat as the imaginary puppet master figure behind the scenes, responsible for social ills. He found an easy target in the Jews because as a people with no home nation but a homogenous cultural identity, it was easy to see them as non-assimilating parasites, as the exception to the rule of German cultural totality. Undialectical in his thinking, he foolishly sought to eliminate this exception rather than understanding that such exceptions are structurally necessary consequences of any totality.







Lol nah jk I bet it had something to do with his funny moistache

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Commie NedFlanders

No wait what I meant to say was that he suffered from terrible Freud Rage after reading Moses and Monotheism

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because he was really mean :(

DeepQantas

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Didn't want to be remembered as the guy who really hated the gypsies and the gays

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because...he was an antisemitic JERK!!!!

DeepQantas

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left the gas on by accident but the SS officers were too polite to mention it


you know, basically the same reason you don't button the lowest button on your suit

Scots were pretty lucky it was a dinner party and not a planning meeting for the restructuring of british society

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Nov 2, 2015

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alley oop

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