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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

It's only that particular breed of geese, geez.

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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

quote:

DRAMATIS PERSONĘ:

BOLLOXIMIAN, King of Sodom
CUNTIGRATIA, His Queen
PRICKETT, Young Prince
SWIVIA, Princess
BUGGERANTHUS, General of the Army
POCKENELLO, Pimp, catamite and the King's Favourite
BORASTUS, Buggermaster-general
PENE & TOOLY, Pimps of Honour
LADY OFFICINA, She-pimp of Honour
FUCKADILLA, Maid of Honour
CUNTICULA, Maid of Honour
CLITORIS, Maid of Honour
FLUX, Physician-in-ordinary to the King
VIRTUOSO, Dildo and Merkin maker to the Court

Mods, please change my name to FUCKADILLA

E: Or Pimp of Honour

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

RagnarokZ posted:

Except you shouldn't do that, it shoves the ear waxes further up your ears and gives you infections.

The other's a warnings not to do a thing that'll get you a goooooood time.

Ear infections aren't a good time unless you're into some really hard stuff.

I assure you, a shitload of earwax comes out of my ear when I use a Q-tip, stinking and sticky. If I leave it alone it will block off most, or sometimes even all, of my ear canal, and it's an unsettling situation to be in the first few times slowly going deaf in one ear over the course of weeks, only to find a wall of nasty-rear end earwax blocking it.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Inzombiac posted:

Emelia Erhardt.

good username

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Emelia Ersatz

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