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MourningView posted:I see Malik Pope has taken the Patric Young memorial slot as the guy who appears in Chad's pre-season top 25 for what feels like about 10 years in a row without every seriously being a first round prospect. Long live Lebryan Nash.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 10:26 |
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Chad Ford is bad
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straight up brolic posted:Chad Ford is bad Actually, if you go back and look at his past mock drafts, he's surprisingly accurate ![]()
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straight up brolic posted:Chad Ford is bad he's okay
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straight up brolic posted:Chad Ford is bad If you want to write a brief overview of the top 30 prospects I welcome it!
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Is Father Ball going to make Lonzo stay in school until all of his kids can play together at UCLA?
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oh is that that family that pushes the pace super fast and has the kids taking like half court threes if they're open?
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woah woah im not better than chad ford my bad
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Markelle Fultz is probably going to go number one simply because the people around him have injury issues or are wing players at Kansas
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straight up brolic posted:woah woah im not better than chad ford, my dad
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Quick hits because I haven't been aggressively taking in footage of nubile 17 year olds: Fultz looks really good at finishing through contact and his shooting form is pretty decent. Springy but not otherworldly. He reminds me of a less athletic John Wall but supposedly is a better defender and shooter. So he's got that going for him which is nice. Dennis Smith plays like he's Russell Westbrook and it's dope af I saw some footage of him playing against some dudes at a Jordan camp (I think Oladipo was one of them) and he looks pretty good defending and shooting from deep; ACL tears make me nervous but hey he's young and medicine is more advanced now
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It's not a name I've ever seen before, but I would still assume Markelle was a girl's name. I think it's French for "Mark, but a girl."
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Stagger_Lee posted:It's not a name I've ever seen before, but I would still assume Markelle was a girl's name. I think it's French for "Mark, but a girl." The evolution of black naming conventions in the US is fascinating. Markelle/Marquelle is a mutation of Swahili naming conventions. I couldn't tell you all the conventions I know off the top of my head but I would recognize Markelle as a masculine name.
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Also steve urkel is the nerd name but stefan urquelle is the cool name
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Deandre Ayton committed to Arizona yesterday. http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/17480960/top-ranked-prospect-deandre-ayton-chooses-arizona
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EvanTH posted:Also steve urkel is the nerd name but stefan urquelle is the cool name When I went to school at ASU sometimes third rate celebrities would drop by the clubs in nearby Scottsdale and it became somewhat of a favorite pastime for me to spot the famous goofballs. One night the hot rumor was Britney Spears was going to show up (this was during the period where she shaved her head and twirled an umbrella with a mad face and people thought she went crazy. She had a house in Scottsdale) and there was no way I was gonna miss my girl Brit Spears. I dubbed around for a while inside, got alcoholed up and forgot about keeping an eye out when suddenly a bigass hummer limo thing pulls up outside and huge bodyguards jump out. I thought aw yeah here comes the fun. I was very right because hidden by these big men was a cool rear end celeb. No, not Britney, it was Jaleel Urkel White and his crew abandoned him to go get drunk themselves almost as soon as he got to take off his coat. He was very proud of his big coat. Anyways there was a moment when he was alone after ordering a drink, kind of hanging out putting out the vibe around the area he had carved out, and I walked over and called out "Heyyy Urkel" before I thought the better of it. Maybe he would like it I don't know He looked at me meaner than anyones ever looked at me and said "The name is Jaleel, my nigga" and that's the story of how urkel called me a nigga
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imagine getting beat up by urkel
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"Did I do thhhaaatttt?" *roundhouse kick*
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Grandmama + Urkel dunking on a 8 foot rim was peak 90s
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https://twitter.com/GoodmanESPN/status/782999049225904128
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Cool Buff Man posted:When I went to school at ASU sometimes third rate celebrities would drop by the clubs in nearby Scottsdale and it became somewhat of a favorite pastime for me to spot the famous goofballs. One night the hot rumor was Britney Spears was going to show up (this was during the period where she shaved her head and twirled an umbrella with a mad face and people thought she went crazy. She had a house in Scottsdale) and there was no way I was gonna miss my girl Brit Spears. lmao Redgrendel2001 posted:Deandre Ayton committed to Arizona yesterday. It's too bad it's impossible already to get tickets to games.
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Cool Buff Man posted:When I went to school at ASU sometimes third rate celebrities would drop by the clubs in nearby Scottsdale and it became somewhat of a favorite pastime for me to spot the famous goofballs. One night the hot rumor was Britney Spears was going to show up (this was during the period where she shaved her head and twirled an umbrella with a mad face and people thought she went crazy. She had a house in Scottsdale) and there was no way I was gonna miss my girl Brit Spears. I still love this story
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Yurtseven is a cool name that is also an address
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I took ayahuasca in a yurtseven at Burning Man
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Luke Walton was born in yurtseven under the watchful eye of a baboon while Bill tripped out on ibogaine
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Someone like declan or Mourningview should make a 2017 draft thred, someone who isn't 100% bullshitting based on 30 minutes of youtube videos.
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it's way too early
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Yeah you guys can't have already given up on your seasons yet Knicks gonna win 50
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Westchester Knicks D-League games don't count.
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That story is fantastic Cool Buff Man.
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Halfling Wizard Bear posted:I took ayahuasca in a yurtseven at Burning Man NICK: hey man you know where i can find spyder, i know hes got the dark matter WAKARUSA ATTENDEE: yeah dude hes in yurt seven OMER: lets roll
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First Harry Giles hurts his knee for the billionth time and now https://twitter.com/DraftExpress/status/791038173073772544
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The lesson here is don't go to Duke
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MourningView posted:The lesson here is don't go to Duke Every recent Duke pick that went high has suffered from injuries and I refuse to look that up
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Declan MacManus posted:Every recent Duke pick that went high has suffered from injuries and I refuse to look that up Off the top of my head. Okafor, Kyrie, Jabari, Jay Williams.
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Luol Deng went to Duke yall
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chunkles posted:Luol Deng went to Duke yall
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Mason Plumlee is from the best player from Duke and has never been hurt and I won't look that up.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 10:26 |
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I understand you are being homer and all but let's slow down before we claim a plumlee best at anything
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