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After a needed break we are back! Season 20 of the Goonweight GP! Last season the most revolutionary athlete in sports picking history stunned us all. Dana White swore there would never be a woman in UFC pick 'ems, but LOBSTERMOBSTER proved him wrong. This season we'll pick fights across TWO CALENDAR YEARS and 7 EVENTS! We'll begin this weekend as the greatest athlete in history faces off with Holly Holm for the strap. About the Goonweight GP Welcome to Season 20 of the Goonweight GP! Every week you'll see a new UFC card posted, you'll post your picks, then you'll watch the show and have more fun because some guy you've never heard of can net you an extra point if he can finish this before the end of the second round. You'll have even more fun when the judges rob someone and you get points for that. A few days before every card, I'll post the fights on the main card with a FORM and a SPREADSHEET. Fill out the form (or post you picks in the thread), and then check the spreadsheet to make sure your picks are in there correctly. When the card is over and I sober up, I'll calculate the results and post standings.  CERTIFIED RULES OF THE GRAND PRIX
Too confusing? Please consult this handy flowchart to determine your score for a fight:  Here is the current season lineup: SEASON 18 Upcoming Cards UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm 11/15 UFC Ultimate Fighter Latin America Finale 11/21 UFC Fight Night: Henderson vs Alves 11/28 UFC 194: McGregor vs Aldo 12/12 UFC on Fox: Cerrone vs Dos Anjos 12/19 UFC 195: Condit vs Lawler 1/2 UFC Fight Night: Cruz vs Dillashaw 1/17 That's right, another SEVEN CARD SEASON! A couple of these cards have a two week gap between them so the schedule won't be as awful as last season which seemed to burn everyone out. UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm pre:Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Valérie Létourneau Mark Hunt vs. Antônio Silva Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt RESPONSES If you are a forgetful person and need reminders pounded into your skull, I will post various reminders on twitter: https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks Be warned my twitter is really annoying so maybe don't follow me on twitter. MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Nov 19, 2015 |
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A HISTORICAL LOOK AT GOONWEIGHT GRAND PRIX PAST: WINNER'S CIRCLE Inaugural Champion: squarerandom  First card Winner: Tangy Zizzle Season 1 Winner: Moww  Season 2 Winner: Ishin  Season 3 Winner: taladel  The Ultimate Picker Winner: xcore  Season 4 Winner: EricHall Too handsome to take a picture, received a forums upgrade. The Ultimate Picker Winner: MycroftXXX Season 5 Winner: MrSmokes  The Ultimate Picker Winner: heeebrew Season 6 Winner: Drewjitsu  The Ultimate Picker Winner: EricHall Season 7-10 Season 7 Winner: Mr Nice! (with Dakota)  Season 8 Winner: Max Awfuls Season 9 Winners: tie - Max Awfuls and Tape Leg Season 10 Winner: venutolo That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship Winner: LobsterMobster Season 11-present Season 11 Winner: Chairman Kaga Season 12 Winner: TheReverend  Season 13 Winner: Miching Mallecho Season 14 Winner: doverhog  Coleman Cup AND Season 15 Winner: MasRafTer  Season 16 Winner: outy outy did you ever get your picture to me? Season 17 Winner: MassRafTer  Season 18 Winner: MassRafTer  Season 19 Winner: LobsterMobster DM me your address and I'll get the belt out to you! ***** quote:HALL OF FAME MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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squarerandom posted:Mass, you mind adding the dates to the events in the OP? Quoting this to remind myself. RNG Holly Holm R5 KO Joanna Jędrzejczyk R1 KO Antônio Silva Decision Uriah Hall Decision Stefan Struve R2 KO FOTN: Jake Matthews vs Akbarh Arreola POTN: Stefan Struve POTN: Danny Martinez Me Ronda Rousey R2 Submission Joanna Jędrzejczyk R1 KO Mark Hunt R1 KO Uriah Hall R2 KO Stefan Struve R1 Submission FOTN: Ben Nguyen vs. Ryan Benoit POTN: Hunt POTN: Rousey
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Nov 14, 2015 22:16
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What a crazy event.pre:Goon Points OTN Rank eskimaux 16 1 1 MichingMallecho 16 0 2 Roman Herbom 16 0 2 save russian jews 15 0 4 acai moonsault 15 0 4 Bluedeanie 15 0 4 xcore 15 0 4 ChampRamp 14 0 8 Tesilential 13 0 9 Chairman Kaga 13 0 9 Lloyd Boner 12 0 11 The Duck of Death 12 0 11 EricHall 12 0 11 CommonShore 12 0 11 doverhog 12 0 11 Hadrianoth 12 0 11 MrSmokes 11 1 17 LobsterMobster 11 0 18 Chain_of_Dogs 11 0 18 Xtanstic 11 0 18 Senordingdong 11 0 18 pigz 11 0 18 Digital Jedi 10 1 23 Squarerandom 10 0 24 Mr. Carlisle 10 0 24 Fentry 8 0 26 Skjorte 8 0 26 canoshiz 8 0 26 MacDeuce 8 0 26 Mr. Nice! 8 0 26 MassRafTer 8 0 26 Le Saboteur 7 0 32 Thauros 7 0 32 Vote Sweeper 2000 7 0 32 Belgian Waffle 7 0 32 RNG 7 0 32 DumbWhiteGuy 6 1 37 Trast 6 0 38 Northjayhawk 3 0 39 He wasn't the only one to blow it though! Us and Ronda.
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Nov 19, 2015 00:48
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"Eh I'll have plenty of time to make the form at work..." "gently caress I was busy all late and got out late and who are any of these fighters?!?!" At least we've got MAGNY UFC Latin America Finale pre:Welterweight Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez Flyweight Jussier Formiga vs. Henry Cejudo Welterweight Erick Montaño vs. Enrique Marín Lightweight Enrique Barzola vs. Horacio Gutiérrez Lightweight Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva RESPONSES
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Nov 20, 2015 04:44
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Mr. Nice! posted:My picks are bad again but your last bout on the form has the wrong fighter names. Good, consider it stricken from the GP so we don't have to pretend Effy is a real fighter.
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Nov 21, 2015 04:10
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squarerandom asked me to submit his picks for him magny R1 ko magny R1 sub magny decision magny magny
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Nov 22, 2015 02:37
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RNG Kelvin R1 KO Diego R1 KO Jussier Decision Enrique R3 Submission Horacio R1 KO Efrain R2 Submission FOTN: Perez vs Jorgenson POTN: Fabinski POTN: Montano square random's real picks Magny Decision Lamas KO Cejudo Decision Montano Decision Gutierrez Decision FOTN: Magny POTN: Magny POTN: Magny Me: Kelvin Decision Lamas Decision Cejudo Decision Erick R1 KO Horacio R1 KO Effy R1 Submission FOTN: Cejudo vs Formiga POTN: Erick Montano POTN: Horacio Gutierrez
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Nov 22, 2015 03:08
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Everybody but two people ended up picking the Effy/Silva fight after I said it didn't count (which was silly since the form still had the right names for the selections) but in fairness to those two I won't count it, since well, I said I wouldn't. Results and the new event will be up later today.
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Nov 26, 2015 06:15
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Totals aren't tabulating correctly so I'll have the final results after I can play with the sheet and see exactly why it is being dumb. Should be able to do it after Thanksgiving is over. Here are the results for the card and I'll get the totals done later.pre:Goon Points OTN Rank Bluedeanie 16 1 1 Tesilential 16 1 1 Senordingdong 15 2 3 Squarerandom 15 1 4 Northjayhawk 15 1 4 CommonShore 14 0 6 Fentry 12 1 7 canoshiz 12 0 8 DumbWhiteGuy 12 0 8 Le Saboteur 11 2 10 xcore 11 1 11 Skjorte 11 1 11 Mr. Nice! 11 1 11 ChampRamp 11 0 14 Lloyd Boner 11 0 14 Chain_of_Dogs 11 0 14 MassRafTer 11 0 14 Xtanstic 10 2 18 Digital Jedi 9 1 19 Trast 9 1 19 Hadrianoth 8 1 21 Vote Sweeper 2000 8 1 21 doverhog 8 0 23 MacDeuce 8 0 23 LobsterMobster 7 2 25 EricHall 7 1 26 pigz 7 0 27 Mr. Carlisle 6 1 28 Roman Herbom 4 1 29 Thauros 3 1 30 RNG 0 1 31
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Nov 26, 2015 17:17
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UFC Fight Night Henderson vs Masvidalpre:Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia FORM RESPONSES
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Nov 26, 2015 17:30
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Me Benson Henderson Decision Dong Hyun Kim R1 KO Yoshihiro Akiyama Decision Sam Sicilia R1 KO FOTN: Akiyama vs Mina POTN: The OG Dong Hyun Kim POTN: Sam Sicilia RNG Masvidal R4 Submission Kim R1 KO Mina R1 KO Choi R2 Submission FOTN: Bendo vs Masvidal POTN: Dong 1 POTN: Yao Zhikui
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Nov 27, 2015 21:56
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Last chance to get picks in!
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Nov 28, 2015 13:46
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I'm going to post the next card before I post the results because this card is THAT GOOD. UFC 194 quote:Featherweight José Aldo vs. Conor McGregor FORM RESPONSES
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Dec 10, 2015 00:53
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xcore posted:We don't have to make picks for the other events this weekend? Awesome. It'd be way too much of a shitshow, even if I only did main events.
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Dec 10, 2015 19:25
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Me Conor McGregor R4 KO Chris Weidman Decision Ronaldo Souza R2 Submission Gunnar Nelson Decision Max Holloway Decision FOTN: Holloway vs Stephens POTN: McGregor POTN: Souza Conor McGregor R2 Submission Luke Rockhold R1 KO Yoel Romero R3 KO Maia R1 KO Jeremy Stephens R1 KO FOTN: McGregor vs Aldo POTN: Maia POTN: Rockhold I gotta say, the RNG is consistent with its OTNs.
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Dec 12, 2015 23:57
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I owe you guys some results! OTNs are broken on 194 so if there are ties in the end I'll have to fix them manually. First here's Fight Night DPRK Bluedeanie led the pack and there was a huge pileup around 13. Hopefully the OTNs are working like they look like they are on this one! pre:Goon Points OTN Rank Bluedeanie 16 0 1 Le Saboteur 15 0 2 Northjayhawk 14 1 3 Xtanstic 14 0 4 canoshiz 13 2 5 Digital Jedi 13 1 6 Senordingdong 13 1 6 Lloyd Boner 13 1 6 Chain_of_Dogs 13 1 6 Mr. Carlisle 13 0 10 CommonShore 12 2 11 LobsterMobster 12 2 11 acai moonsault 11 1 13 RNG 11 0 14 Thauros 11 0 14 Squarerandom 11 0 14 Roman Herbom 10 0 17 Hadrianoth 10 0 17 MassRafTer 9 0 19 xcore 9 0 19 Mr. Nice! 8 0 21 EricHall 7 0 22 Skjorte 7 0 22 Tesilential 7 0 22 DumbWhiteGuy 6 0 26 canoshiz won the night followed by LobsterMobster, Bluedeanie with another good showing and CommonShore! pre:Goon Points Rank canoshiz 17 4 1 LobsterMobster 16 4 2 Bluedeanie 16 4 2 CommonShore 16 4 2 Le Saboteur 15 4 5 Xtanstic 14 4 6 Northjayhawk 14 4 6 Lloyd Boner 13 4 8 Chain_of_Dogs 13 4 8 EricHall 14 1 1 Digital Jedi 14 0 2 RNG 13 0 3 Thauros 12 2 4 Skjorte 11 2 5 acai moonsault 11 2 5 Skjorte 11 2 5 Mr. Carlisle 11 1 8 pigz 11 0 9 Le Saboteur 10 0 10 Northjayhawk 10 0 10 Senordingdong 10 0 10 Tesilential 9 2 13 Roman Herbom 9 0 14 DumbWhiteGuy 8 2 15 MassRafTer 8 1 16 Mr. Nice! 8 1 16 Lloyd Boner 8 0 18 Chairman Kaga 8 0 18 Vote Sweeper 2000 7 1 20 canoshiz 7 0 21 CommonShore 6 1 22 Bluedeanie 6 0 23 ChampRamp 4 1 24 xcore 4 1 24 LobsterMobster 3 1 26 Squarerandom 3 0 27 Xtanstic 3 0 27 Hadrianoth 3 0 27 New card and Season Totals to follow!
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Bluedeanie posted:I appreciate this, but somehow you have me ranked 2 and 23 for the second card. gently caress, it looks like the higher ranking is wrong. Gonna have to see what's up with that. There's been some weird stuff going on this season. Totals without ranks because the sheet is double weird. pre:Bluedeanie 53 Senordingdong 49 Digital Jedi 46 Tesilential 45 CommonShore 44 Lloyd Boner 44 Le Saboteur 43 Northjayhawk 42 canoshiz 40 Mr. Carlisle 40 EricHall 40 Squarerandom 39 Roman Herbom 39 xcore 39 Xtanstic 38 Skjorte 37 acai moonsault 37 MassRafTer 36 Chain_of_Dogs 35 Mr. Nice! 35 LobsterMobster 33 Hadrianoth 33 Thauros 33 DumbWhiteGuy 32 RNG 31 pigz 29 ChampRamp 29 Vote Sweeper 2000 22 Chairman Kaga 21 Fentry 20 doverhog 20 MichingMallecho 16 eskimaux 16 MacDeuce 16 save russian jews 15 Trast 15 The Duck of Death 12 MrSmokes 11 Belgian Waffle 7 quote:Lightweight Rafael dos Anjos vs. Donald Cerrone FORM RESPONSES Sorry about the problems so far this season. I'm trying to sort them out, I think I'll have the form and results fixed after this card. Also the belt should be going out tomorrow. I've had no chance to get to a Post Office lately.
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Dec 17, 2015 05:45
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Donald Cerrone Decision Junior dos Santos R2 KO Michael Johnson Decision Randa Markos Decision FOTN: Cerrone vs Dos Anjos POTN: JDS POTN: CB I'll do the RNG when I get home. Maybe after the card for extra comedy.
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Dec 20, 2015 00:33
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The holidays make life crazy so here is the next card and I shall get the results up later. That loving card, Merry Christmas from the UFC in the worst way. However we ring in the New Year with an amazing main event and... kind of an eh rest of the card. UFC 195 quote:
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Dec 31, 2015 23:57
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Lloyd Boner posted:The top four fights aren't pickable for POTN. Fixed, they are at the bottom of each list. Thanks!
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Me Condit Decision Arlovski R1 KO I BELIEVE Tumenov Decision Brandao R1 KO Trujillo R1 KO FOTN: Lawler vs Condit POTN: Arlovski POTN: Brandao RNG Condit R1 KO Miocic R3 Sub Tumenov R1 Sub Brandao R1 Sub Trujillo Decision FOTN: Larkin vs Tumenov POTN: Kish POTN: Westcott
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reformed bad troll posted:Is this...... Dead? Nope, I just post new cards the Wednesday/Thursday before a card. New one with results going up tonight.
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UFC on Fox: RNG RULES ALL Except Thauros. pre:Thauros 15 1 1 RNG 12 1 2 Digital Jedi 11 0 3 Xtanstic 7 0 4 Lloyd Boner 7 0 4 Vote Sweeper 2000 7 0 4 Bluedeanie 6 0 7 CommonShore 6 0 7 Hadrianoth 6 0 7 Skjorte 6 0 7 Skjorte 6 0 7 Le Saboteur 4 0 12 Northjayhawk 4 0 12 Mr. Carlisle 4 0 12 Squarerandom 4 0 12 EricHall 4 0 12 ChampRamp 4 0 12 canoshiz 3 0 18 Senordingdong 3 0 18 Roman Herbom 3 0 18 xcore 3 0 18 Mr. Nice! 3 0 18 Tesilential 3 0 18 LobsterMobster 0 0 24 acai moonsault 0 0 24 MassRafTer 0 0 24 DumbWhiteGuy 0 0 24 pre:Vote Sweeper 2000 19 2 1 Fentry 17 2 2 Thauros 16 2 3 xcore 15 1 4 Skjorte 15 0 5 Chairman Kaga 15 0 5 Bluedeanie 14 1 8 EricHall 13 2 9 Senordingdong 13 2 9 Roman Herbom 13 1 11 Tesilential 13 1 11 Mr. Carlisle 12 1 13 Lloyd Boner 11 2 14 Squarerandom 11 2 14 Mr. Nice! 11 2 14 Le Saboteur 11 1 17 Xtanstic 10 2 18 acai moonsault 10 1 19 DumbWhiteGuy 10 1 19 Digital Jedi 9 1 21 Northjayhawk 9 1 21 RNG 9 0 23 MassRafTer 8 1 24 ChampRamp 7 2 25 Hadrianoth 7 1 26 LobsterMobster 6 0 27 CommonShore 5 2 28 pre:Bluedeanie 73 Digital Jedi 66 Senordingdong 65 Thauros 64 Lloyd Boner 62 Tesilential 61 Le Saboteur 58 Skjorte 58 EricHall 57 xcore 57 Mr. Carlisle 56 CommonShore 55 Northjayhawk 55 Roman Herbom 55 Xtanstic 55 Squarerandom 54 RNG 52 Mr. Nice! 49 Vote Sweeper 2000 48 acai moonsault 47 Hadrianoth 46 MassRafTer 44 canoshiz 43 DumbWhiteGuy 42 ChampRamp 40 LobsterMobster 39 Fentry 37 Chairman Kaga 36 Chain_of_Dogs 35 pigz 29 doverhog 20 MichingMallecho 16 eskimaux 16 MacDeuce 16 save russian jews 15 Trast 15 The Duck of Death 12 MrSmokes 11 Belgian Waffle 7
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GOONWEIGHT IS DEAD FOREVER
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Bluedeanie posted:Are we skipping the card this weekend? Oh gently caress I got my cards crossed up. I'll fix this in a minute. This is especially bad because I wanted to go to the Boston show.
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THE REAL CARD FOR THIS WEEKEND Bantamweight T.J. Dillashaw vs. Dominick Cruz Lightweight Anthony Pettis vs. Eddie Alvarez Heavyweight Travis Browne vs. Matt Mitrione Lightweight Ross Pearson vs. Francisco Trinaldo FORM RESPONSES
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MassRafTer posted:THE REAL CARD FOR THIS WEEKEND Me TJ Decision Pettis Decision Mitrione KO 1 Pearson KO 2 FOTN: Pettis vs Alvarez POTN: Mitrione POTN: Pearson RNG Cruz KO 5 Pettis Sub 1 Mitrione KO 1 Trinaldo KO 1 FOTN: Latifi vs O'Connell POTN: Felder POTN: Browne
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reformed bad troll posted:My picks for 195 aren't showing. Maybe I didn't complete the form right. Agh. You completed the form correctly the form just didn't pick you up. I added you in manually In other news gently caress THIS STUPID SEASON I CAN'T MAKE ANY DECENT PICKS gently caress pre:Mr. Nice! 16 1 1 CommonShore 12 0 2 Bluedeanie 11 1 3 Xtanstic 11 1 3 DumbWhiteGuy 11 1 3 ChampRamp 11 0 6 Tesilential 8 2 7 Vote Sweeper 2000 8 1 8 Roman Herbom 8 1 8 Hadrianoth 8 1 8 acai moonsault 8 0 11 LobsterMobster 8 0 11 Fentry 7 1 13 Thauros 7 1 13 Mr. Carlisle 7 1 13 reformed bad troll 7 1 13 xcore 6 1 17 Le Saboteur 6 1 17 Northjayhawk 6 0 19 RNG 6 0 19 Skjorte 4 1 21 Senordingdong 4 1 21 Lloyd Boner 4 1 21 Squarerandom 3 1 25 Digital Jedi 3 1 25 EricHall 3 0 27 MassRafTer 0 0 28 BLUEDEANIE pre:Bluedeanie 84 Thauros 71 Digital Jedi 69 Senordingdong 69 Tesilential 69 CommonShore 67 Lloyd Boner 66 Xtanstic 66 Mr. Nice! 65 Le Saboteur 64 xcore 63 Mr. Carlisle 63 Roman Herbom 63 Skjorte 62 Northjayhawk 61 EricHall 60 RNG 58 Squarerandom 57 Vote Sweeper 2000 56 acai moonsault 55 Hadrianoth 54 DumbWhiteGuy 53 ChampRamp 51 LobsterMobster 47 MassRafTer 44 Fentry 44 canoshiz 43 Chairman Kaga 36 Chain_of_Dogs 35 pigz 29 doverhog 20 MichingMallecho 16 eskimaux 16 MacDeuce 16 save russian jews 15 Trast 15 The Duck of Death 12 MrSmokes 11 Belgian Waffle 7 There will be a much shorter break between seasons since the energy level seemed to stay pretty high this season.
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Le Saboteur posted:After my top ten finish this season I'm looking for better contenders in the next season and I hope MassRafter will finally give me a chance. The tsunami of saboteur is coming for that belt. I'll give you a push if you drive a Ford.
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WE ARE LIVE http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3766591
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