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(grizzled detective): my god, what happened here. i've never seen a crime scene this bad
(csi): it appears the deceased boiled a poop... in pee
(grizzled detective): mother of god

# ? Nov 14, 2015 10:22

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:03

Looke

ENHANCE

# ? Nov 14, 2015 11:17

treasure bear

in csi with all their advanced technology and detective skill they could never find the one thing that really matters: love

# ? Nov 14, 2015 13:37

ron color

they found love all the time----and they still do on csi: Miami and now every afternoon in new csi CYBER

# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:11

treasure bear

no its not real i can tell

# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:22

GEExCEE

I thought the title said "cis robot"

# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:25

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

a cis robot will never find love either because we refuse to allow robots to love

# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:32

platonicbackrub

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE
TO BE THE SAD MAN
BEHIND BLUE EYES

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:12

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

csi boot

ecevtutive: laaame

csi reboot

exec: yes

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# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The real treasure was inside them all along! guts!

# ? Nov 15, 2015 04:17

platonicbackrub

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The real treasure was inside them all along! guts!

MAGIC BUS

# ? Nov 15, 2015 21:41

Piso Mojado

GEExCEE posted:

I thought the title said "cis robot"

me, unbuttoning shirt: So tell me robot, have you ever been with a man before?

cis robot: ABORT. THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 21:59

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

I hope the lead character is something of a "loose cannon", and that their past has an effect on their prwsent.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Piso Mojado posted:

me, unbuttoning shirt: So tell me robot, have you ever been with a man before?

cis robot: ABORT. THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:06

alnilam

Next week on CSI Reboot: Bob goes missing while investigating the grizzly murder of Mike the TV, leaving Dot and Enzo to pick up the pieces. A series of mysterious clues cause the pair to wonder if Bob knew he was in danger...

# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:14

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*CSI team walks into a hotel room with guns drawn, the scene before them is grisly, blood covered walls, bed sheets torn apart, their collective gaze falls upon the chest of drawers, sitting on top is a tv with a gun shot wound, smoke still filtering out, Enzo gasps in horror as Dot falls to her knees sobbing*

# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:46

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

alnilam posted:

Next week on CSI Reboot: Bob goes missing while investigating the grizzly murder of Mike the TV, leaving Dot and Enzo to pick up the pieces. A series of mysterious clues cause the pair to wonder if Bob knew he was in danger...

Dot: this sure is one grizzly murder

Enzo: but which grizzly did it?

Dot: look, it's Bob's can of bear spray. It's empty

# ? Nov 16, 2015 06:25

Machai

new intro is The Seeker

# ? Nov 16, 2015 16:27

Looke

# ? Nov 16, 2015 16:53

barfdog

gil grissom turns out to have been all the killers, a mass vacation of sentences occurs, the US has to pay them all compensation and goes bankrupt as a result. shot of gil sitting back in cuba, smoking up with fidel, sipping margaritas. he grins slyly.

WHOOOOOO ARE YOU?

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:06

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Looks like Snot....
*puts on sunglasses*
...was a real booger.

gotta keep the devil down in the hole

# ? Dec 17, 2015 10:57

smoobles

this crime scene calls for (dons sunglasses) an investigation

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 11:11

ScrubLeague

garbage owl posted:

the deceased boiled a poop... in pee

im not dead

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 11:13

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

ScrubLeague posted:

im not dead

you will be in about ten minutes

# ? Dec 17, 2015 12:49

fuck. marry. t-rex

Piso Mojado posted:

me, unbuttoning shirt: So tell me robot, have you ever been with a man before?

cis robot: ABORT. THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME.

# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:46

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smoobles posted:

this crime scene calls for (dons sunglasses) an investigation

# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:53

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

detective bob: Were're here, at the crime scene. Seems...familiar.
jerry investigator: it's the crime scene from S2E7
detective bob: ah. which one was that?
jerry investigator: A fuel man lights up on fire during a race and burns to death despite wearing a fire-proof suit.
detective bob: don't we know who did it?
jerry investigator: yeah but now its someone different.
both together: Reeeeebooooot

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# ? Nov 4, 2016 01:19

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

The idea seemed cool but since Megabyte was always the murderer the show lost steam after only 4 episodes and was quietly cancelled.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:46

big black turnout

Ride The Gravitron posted:

The idea seemed cool but since Megabyte was always the murderer the show lost steam after only 4 episodes and was quietly cancelled.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:47

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Fred and the gang remove the frankenstein villain's mask to reveal Megabyte, once again. Scrappy Doo celebrates while Shaggy and Scooby guffaw in disbelief

# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:56

social vegan

Ride The Gravitron posted:

The idea seemed cool but since Megabyte was always the murderer the show lost steam after only 4 episodes and was quietly cancelled.

woof

# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:47

social vegan

me at the pitch meeting: ok cool check this out, it's like the old CSI but instead of solving crimes, they commit them and batman always stops them

# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:49

alnilam

csi but the i stands for instigation

# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:27

Manifisto

a multipart documentary of the "crimescene," an international forensic art subculture that specializes in producing small, self-contained felonies with extensive audiovisual components. the main goal of a crime in the scene is to showcase artistic, musical, and psychotic murdering skills.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:33