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https://music.origintech.ca/PURE VOMIT.mp3 Pure Vomit. I was so excited about this game. Spent thousands fixing up my PC and getting a Titan X graphics card to play the game and a 60 inch 4k LED. I played New Vegas for the last half year in anticipation. Do you care about story? Do you care about dialogue? Do you care about writing? How about the excitment of getting skill points every two levels as you did in Fallout New Vegas and carefully placing them where you thought made you play the game the most fun or tactical way possible? Did you consider some of the changes to something worthy of the title Fallout 4 would be something like a more complex attribute or SPECIAL system, maybe a bit like dark souls which has so many drat skills as well as hidden skills (like poise) that affect the gameplay and combat? (well lets just say **** did the opposite and DUMBED it down and more fitting for toddlers. Do you ever feel like RPGs tend to cater to the slightly more cerebral-minded or pensive player and hence demand a bit more depth rather than simplifying? If you said yes to any of that, you better stay the effing hell away from this game. Bethesda writers inspire one human emotion…VOMIT, while that may not currently be in the dictionary as an emotion, after what Bethesda has done, I am certain in will be in all dictionaries soon as an emotion you feel after playing Fallout 4. If you want a shooter, play Halo, but the slightly improved combat can not make up for the overwhelming boredom this game permeates. Its so Effing BORING. BORING BORING BORING. BORING. BORING BORING BORINGBORING. BORING BORING BORINGBORING. BORING BORING BORINGBORING. BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING OMG i think I’m going to give Witcher or WoW a try. No wonder reviews were blocked until release. Bethesda is pure evil. Instead of focusing on all those lawsuits and **** around people who did have creative rights to this game, and respecting them and having the sense to hire such valuable resources from guys who probably did deserve something, the used the law and technicalities to milk them for all they were worth, just like they are milking fans. F U Bethesda. F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda. F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda.F U Bethesda. (0/10) -DemonSoul MetaCritic Connoisseur
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 12:33 |
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Lol if you thought Fallout 4 would be good. Double lol if you played skyrim and still thought that. If you played Fallout 3 and still held hope then goddamn
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:04 |
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Did you really think Fallout 4 would be like Dark Souls?
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:18 |
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Is this where I post "hosed up if true"?
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:20 |
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Is this the pure vomit thread for stable normal people or have I become unstable and liable to vomit. What I'm asking is whether I should have a sick bag on standby.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:20 |
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I would also give The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt a try. I was skeptical as well, as I didn't enjoy the previous Witcher games, but the Witcher 3 is really good.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:20 |
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Does it have any good memes in it like skyrim?
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:23 |
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:23 |
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source you're quotes
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:38 |
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I love reading Metacritic reviews
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:42 |
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:source you're quotes it is at te botom yo
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:42 |
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i realize this is a copy paste but imo spending thousands of dollars and half a year hyping yourself up for a single game is inevitably going to lead to disappointment even if the game actually is good
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 15:31 |
He sounds like a mentally stable individual.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 16:08 |
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why the gently caress would you be playing bethesda games if you care about story, dialog, or writing?
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 16:35 |
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Pure Vomit
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 16:40 |
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Ddraig posted:Lol if you thought Fallout 4 would be good. Double lol if you played skyrim and still thought that. If you played Fallout 3 and still held hope then goddamn
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 16:43 |
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rbbluewedge posted:Pure Vomit
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:49 |
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I break mirrors with my face in the United States
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:51 |
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pure vomit on his sweater, arrow to the knee
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:54 |
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The christmas I got Fallout 3 was the worst time of my life
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:58 |
Latest Bethesda game is nothing like Dark Souls, 0/10 do not recommend.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:37 |
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I might buy this game when modders make it incredibly good like Bethesda never does but I probably won't.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:39 |
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Does the games forum like reads of terrible idiot reviews? I wanna do more voice stuff.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:41 |
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Why did you buy Fallout 4? It's just a fancy tech demo for Obsidian.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:42 |
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Do we really need three Fallout threads?
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:45 |
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Graphics don't matter much, and it looks good enough to have a great atmosphere. I agree that there are too many bugs, but the richness of the world and the amazingness of the gameplay more than compensates in my opinion. just play fallout now, gently caress all these washed up uncreative shooters
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:51 |
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StealthArcher posted:Does the games forum like reads of terrible idiot reviews? I wanna do more voice stuff. You do a good plinkett voice do more thank you
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:07 |
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Loden Taylor posted:I break mirrors with my face in the United States I'm smoking cigarettes in the shower. When they get wet I just light another.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:09 |
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so far I haven't been impressed. combat is still kind of garbage and I've found nothing interesting about anything
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:11 |
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Ddraig posted:Lol if you thought Fallout 4 would be good. Double lol if you played skyrim and still thought that. If you played Fallout 3 and still held hope then goddamn Fallout 3 ended with a giant robot throwing nuclear footballs and yelling about chinese communists so on balance it was actually a good game. Contrary to what the whole of the internet believes NV was boring in comparison. lol if you expected anything from Fallout 4 other than an ultraviolent sandbox which is good to the extent you can stay away from what Bethesda desperately hopes counts as a plot. I like it, it's a great time waster and plays really well in 20 minute bursts.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 12:28 |
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fallout 4 is as boring as 3 and nv. lots of running around, searching containers, and reading terminals. i get the feeling the source in the OP grew out of being able to be patient with games
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 12:36 |
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Relin posted:fallout 4 is as boring as 3 and nv. lots of running around, searching containers, and reading terminals. i get the feeling the source in the OP grew out of being able to be patient with games adults shouldn't have time to be patient with games imo but they also shouldn't spend thousands tarting up their computer to play them either
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 12:44 |
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People really seem to be hung on the idea that the op is a direct quote of my own rather then a dumb metacritic review I read as a funny.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:09 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:20 |
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im sorry but this game is actually good???
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:23 |
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StealthArcher posted:People really seem to be hung on the idea that the op is a direct quote of my own rather then a dumb metacritic review I read as a funny. it's just funnier to pretend you wrote it, stop breaking kayfabe Motherfucker posted:im sorry but this game is actually good??? no E: it's $20 good not $60 good Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Nov 15, 2015 |
# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:26 |
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Oh boy, another fallout thread.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:33 |
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I like the taste and look of this vomit. I play around in a pool of vomit and let it soak into my clothes
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:37 |
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This reads like an opinion that truly matters. - Astrochicken Metacritic Connoisseur Astrochicken fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Nov 15, 2015 |
# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:42 |
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I really like Fallout 4. It's fun and my brain is entertained.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 14:47 |