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Bread Set Jettison

doing a lethal injection but the prison inmate isn't strapped to anything and maybe has a weapon

# ? Nov 19, 2015 17:58

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Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

an electric can opener with artificial intelligence

# ? Nov 19, 2015 18:01

pogi

Men give birth now, but are anatomically the same.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 18:06

bacalou

pogi posted:

Men give birth now, but are anatomically the same.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 18:10

Bread Set Jettison

A long term emotional commitment to a bear that knows kung fu

# ? Nov 19, 2015 18:36

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Lethal injection but the doctor is blindfolded and spun around a couple of times before let loose in the room.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 18:54

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Bread but instead of baking it you get baked. Then you move on to the hard pastries.

like knakkebr�d

# ? Nov 19, 2015 18:58

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Bread Set Jettison posted:

A long term emotional commitment to a bear that knows kung fu

same but TWO bears

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:01

Matoi Ryuko

Panda bears.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:03

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

football but linebackers are bears

# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:13

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

anything with bears

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:16

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

and if tehres already bears, add more bears

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:16

Ralp: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dangerously low bear reserves.

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:23

pogi

A gay club but the bears are literal bears

# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:30

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

all pants are chaps (bare rear end) also you get a chapped rear end in winter

# ? Nov 19, 2015 19:50

Manifisto

Double or nothing Fridays - by law, anything you do has a 1% chance of being double or nothing. Order a PSL, maybe you'll get an extra one to share with a friend, maybe you'll get bupkes. Buy a house, maybe you'll be on the way to a real estate empire, maybe you'll be on the street. Only the very adventurous get married on a Friday.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 20:14

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

your extra bride would come from a guy who got bupkiss

# ? Nov 19, 2015 20:16

bacalou

placing bath bombs around a city before it gets struck by a tsunami

# ? Nov 19, 2015 20:32

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Bear pits tomorrow, but instead of bears it's real bears like they used to make, you wanna come with?

# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:47

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

skeeball that fights back

# ? Nov 20, 2015 23:34

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

people can see you posting

# ? Nov 20, 2015 23:43

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

I know, but I post anyways :kiddo:

# ? Nov 20, 2015 23:45

google THIS

everything you post automatically gets emailed to your most conservative living relative

# ? Nov 20, 2015 23:56

Lil Cunty

google THIS posted:

everything you post automatically gets emailed to ~~your most conservative living relative~~ someone whose opinion you actually care about

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Nov 21, 2015 00:02

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Waterboarding but you have to fight a bear to get to the faucet

hurry, the bear is already sending pics to Amnesty!

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Nov 21, 2015

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:07

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

That's why it's "bear witness"

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:12

Scaly Haylie

Rodatose posted:

skeeball that fights back

please elaborate

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:57

pogi

Heaven but it turns out everybody goes to Valhalla instead

# ? Nov 21, 2015 09:04

pogi

Skydiving but you start with the chute in your hands

# ? Nov 21, 2015 09:08

pogi

Skydiving again but you launch yourself from the plane on a motorcycle

# ? Nov 21, 2015 09:11

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

that's p. dangerous. how does the plane even fit on one?

# ? Nov 21, 2015 09:18

pogi

Carefully.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 09:19

pogi

1/1000 cigarettes are laced with cyanide.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 09:20

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

i dunno. I already knew a kid that died after smoking just one cigarette

he was 33 when the bus hit him

# ? Nov 21, 2015 09:38

poverty goat

replace primary elections with a fight to the death between candidates

# ? Nov 21, 2015 16:10

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DeepQantas posted:

i dunno. I already knew a kid that died after smoking just one cigarette

he was 33 when the bus hit him

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 21, 2015 18:50

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

The Goatfather posted:

replace primary elections with a fight to the death between candidates

# ? Nov 21, 2015 18:55

Piso Mojado

DeepQantas posted:

i dunno. I already knew a kid that died after smoking just one cigarette

DeepQantas posted:

he was 33 when the bus hit him

# ? Nov 21, 2015 19:01

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

Lizard Wizard posted:

please elaborate

do people actually find it fun to throw heavy balls at a poor helpless game-of-skill that just lies down and takes it?

it should at least be allowed to spit some balls back at you

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 21, 2015

# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:15

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barfdog

activating incognito mode to have a cheeky tug to "hot nude wives dot com" while your girlfriend isnt home now activates a nest of hornets contained in the hard drive of your laptop

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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:34

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