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Q: SOmeone sends you a can of source code, but no can opener. What do you do? A: I don't program computers. Smythe fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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Q: A mad scientist has shrunk you down to the size of an ant, but you're allowed to bring one and only one computer algorithm. Which one do you take? A: I don't program computers.
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Nov 21, 2015 08:45
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Q: A beautiful woman approaches you with a predicament: You can have sex with her for ".999999999999...", or she can chemically castrate you for "1". How do you wriggle out from this rock and hard place and kiss the girl? A: I don't program computers.
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Nov 21, 2015 08:47
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Q: You've been watching vaguely erotic ASMR videos where quirky girls brush their hair and give you personal attention for 5 hours and soaked your only pair of trousers through with precum - and the pizza man just arrived. Unfortunately, your roommate and his block-head bro are in the living room playing the X-Box One. How to you get the pizza without alerting these numskulls of your perversion? A: I don't program computers.
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Nov 21, 2015 08:51
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Q: A bird and bee fly into the chunnel, followed by 2 hypersonic trains. Where do they meet? A: I don't program computers.
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Nov 21, 2015 08:52
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Q: A libertarian, a rabbi, and a linebacker walk into a bar A: I don't program computers.
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Nov 21, 2015 08:54
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lmao
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Nov 21, 2015 14:03
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Smythe posted:Q: You've been watching vaguely erotic ASMR videos where quirky girls brush their hair and give you personal attention for 5 hours and soaked your only pair of trousers through with precum - and the pizza man just arrived. Unfortunately, your roommate and his block-head bro are in the living room playing the X-Box One. How to you get the pizza without alerting these numskulls of your perversion? lol
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Nov 21, 2015 18:35
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I can program a computer, but I can't program the human heart  .
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Nov 21, 2015 18:58
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im made out of garbage
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Nov 21, 2015 19:35
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Smythe posted:Q: A bird and bee fly into the chunnel, followed by 2 hypersonic trains. Where do they meet? african or european hehehaehah
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Nov 21, 2015 19:36
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Q: You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do? A: I don't program computers.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:06
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SO DEMANDING posted:You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?
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Nov 21, 2015 20:50
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Smythe posted:Q: You've been watching vaguely erotic ASMR videos where quirky girls brush their hair and give you personal attention for 5 hours and soaked your only pair of trousers through with precum - and the pizza man just arrived. Unfortunately, your roommate and his block-head bro are in the living room playing the X-Box One. How to you get the pizza without alerting these numskulls of your perversion?
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Nov 21, 2015 23:27
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lmao I bet you don't even know how computers work, it's just some magic box to you for poking people on facebook
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Nov 22, 2015 00:18
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trick question, you just watch ephemeral rift talk about pizza and beer
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Nov 22, 2015 01:20
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I don't even program a computer
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Nov 22, 2015 01:24
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pram posted:african or european hehehaehah
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Nov 22, 2015 01:39
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Q: anime:manga::ephebophilia:???
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Dec 3, 2015 21:05
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thread not about computers!!!!!  
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Dec 3, 2015 22:45
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obstipator posted:thread not about computers!!!!! agreed gas and punish
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Dec 3, 2015 22:49
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:Q: anime:manga::ephebophilia:???
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Dec 4, 2015 00:06
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Q: Your post-war economy is in the dumps and experiencing hyperinflation due to burdensome reparations. A computer just shot your diplomat. What should you do? A: I don't pogrom computers
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Dec 4, 2015 02:57
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Q: How do you tell someone is a five-figgy fucktard? A: I don't program computers.
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Dec 4, 2015 08:49
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Q: Are we not men? A: I don't program computers.
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Dec 4, 2015 08:53
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