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BIRDCON 2017

*in the studio talking to my guitarist* i want you to imagine this: cartoon characters as real entities with emotion but all they feel is suffering as they endure endless bouts of violence. their cries are ignored by the masses who only demand more cartoons. now make your guitar sound like that.

i've been recording this whole time and we're keeping the first take, so start playing whenever i guess?

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BIRDCON 2017 posted:

*in the studio talking to my guitarist* i want you to imagine this: cartoon characters as real entities with emotion but all they feel is suffering as they endure endless bouts of violence. their cries are ignored by the masses who only demand more cartoons. now make your guitar sound like that.

i've been recording this whole time and we're keeping the first take, so start playing whenever i guess?

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albert einstein developing the concept of relativity: good, but i want it to sound more like "what if your identical twin had aged 50 years in only a few minutes of your own personal experience..." and if you can't do it, i'll find a sousaphonist who can!!!!

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marx writing the communist manifesto: now this is a theory of economics with top 40 appeal!

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
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freestyle scatting over the sound of me making GBS threads directly onto a directional microphone pointed at my rear end


ask me about getting really high

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a beautiful, soft meat sack

BIRDCON 2017 posted:

*in the studio talking to my guitarist* i want you to imagine this: cartoon characters as real entities with emotion but all they feel is suffering as they endure endless bouts of violence. their cries are ignored by the masses who only demand more cartoons. now make your guitar sound like that.

i've been recording this whole time and we're keeping the first take, so start playing whenever i guess?

I don't know if you're aware but cartoons are much more mature than that now. Have you seen steven universe? That poo poo is adult as all hell.

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