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Only WHO can prevent forest fires? This poll is closed. |
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34 | 16.92% |
| Me |
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28 | 13.93% |
| I don't know |
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24 | 11.94% |
heh think i'll START a forest fire soon, if you know what i mean  |
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55 | 27.36% |
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60 | 29.85% |
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Forest fires are serious business. Please take this readiness exam to determine how likely you are to burn our national treasury down.
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Nov 23, 2015 22:19
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SCORING GUIDE: "You": You have selected “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you. -5 points "Me": You have selected "me", referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you. -5 points "I don't know": Can anyone really know anything? As it turns out, we can, but not in the way we think we might. -3 points " ": hey, are you carrying? could I buy some off of you? my normal guy's been out all drat week. +10 points if you are, -50 if you aren't" " thank you for your participation. +1 points< -13: You've been automatically diagnosed with pyromania. Your name has been forwarded to your local fire department as a likely suspect in all future arsons. -13 to -6: Wait, did you select multiple options at once? That's completely inappropriate. Get your head in the game and try again. -5 to 0: You're a good lad who means well, but you need to study up. Fire season's around the bend soon. > 0: Good job! Smokey the bear would be proud of you. Please don't hug the bear, he WILL maul you severely.
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Nov 23, 2015 22:20
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chaosbreather posted:Wait, the World Health Organisation? You selected, "World Health Organization". That is incorrect. Only you can prevent forest fires.
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Nov 24, 2015 01:25
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chaosbreather posted:uh so wait what in bush country it's cool to light fires? in the bush? if you do a safety jingle? hahaha holy poo poo this is nra bear man can you imagine how loving wicked sick it would look like to see a major downtown core completely engulfed in fire, skyscrapers blazing away the news can't find anyoen from the insurance agencies to give an estimate of how many hundreds of billions are going up in smoke because they all chose to stay and die with their companies twilight of the businessmen oh uh anyway in america we can still have campfires when we go camping in the forest because we haven't yet become a perma-drought hellscape. although i think at least a couple of fires this year were because of dumbasses running chainsaws during high fire threat levels.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:07
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chaosbreather posted:Homes are not designed to withstand fires in catastrophic conditions so you should leave early. lol when is australia going to amend its building codes to basically require homes to be concrete firebunkers
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Nov 24, 2015 21:46
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