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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
non-stabilized

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufwfZLNg0dM

raton fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Feb 13, 2016

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
apparently this is my fetish now

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

i lust for monkey death

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Kinda racist title imo

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Not fair, those tiny underfed little guys dont stand a chance against monkeys

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
What part of Detroit was this filmed in?

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Yea. It's not nice to call Thai people monkeys op.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
that monkey has some moves

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
That monkey was winning

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
kratoms a hell of a drug

bro should have used tiger style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oIzXDlpetk

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Dec 5, 2015

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum
I thought that it was a rule that you had to fight a monkey every day to post on SA?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Someone dub in punch and kick sound effects and then repost it to Reddit so I can speed it up by 25% and then put Yakkity Sax as the sound and then repost it to Reddit so someone else can slow it down by 25% and then repost the GIF to reddit

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
THAT rear end in a top hat PROBABLY SERIOUSLY INJURED OR EVEN KILLED THAT POOR MONKEY.

NOT COOL. :mad:

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Omg that guy eve fought dirty to beat the monkey

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Jel Shaker posted:

Omg that guy eve fought dirty to beat the monkey

well monkeys are known for fighting dirty so he was just beating it at its own game

homo sapiens supremacy

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
SHOCK THE MONKEY!

kremlins
May 9, 2009

even little chimpanzees can easily tear an adult male's leg off

guy got lucky

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

Microwaves Mom posted:

SHOCK THE MONKEY!

Jesus Christ! Doesn't Peter Gabriel anything better to do than fight monkeys??

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

gently caress Yeah bloodsports

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNIM453_dgg

:hellyeah:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil seem to have another brother - take no poo poo

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
I would have hosed that monkey.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Up, I mean.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I speak thai so I can provide subtitles

"Hey monkey, hey monkey"
"get off my bike!"
"Hey monkey"
"Hey"
"Hey"
"That bike is for humans"
"You hit him, how outrageous!"
"Oh look at theat monkey"
[unintelligible]
"monkey"
"Oh look at the monkey"
"you showed him who's boss"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maldoror posted:

THAT rear end in a top hat PROBABLY SERIOUSLY INJURED OR EVEN KILLED THAT POOR MONKEY.

NOT COOL. :mad:

10:1 that little fucker is just fine

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

2:10 is savage as gently caress

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


That's what that jerk gets for picking a fight with a monkey.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Schweinhund posted:

I speak thai so I can provide subtitles

"Hey monkey, hey monkey"
"get off my bike!"
"Hey monkey"
"Hey"
"Hey"
"That bike is for humans"
"You hit him, how outrageous!"
"Oh look at theat monkey"
[unintelligible]
"monkey"
"Oh look at the monkey"
"you showed him who's boss"

There's actually a complaint about the monkey pissing on his bike and some swears

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Zzulu posted:

That monkey was winning

No kidding, I think that the monkey actually WON that fight, though it was probably hurt the most afterwards

But poo poo, if they filmed a blockbuster movie about that fight the monkey would definitely be the underdog victor

He backed away from it on his rear end at the very end lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

What I'm saying is that if that fight took place on a school yard, the kids would all be like "Yeah, Wong started it, but Monkey hosed him up" and Monkey would be the cool kid and Wong would be the bitch

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
When I lived in Thailand a guy told me a story about chopping down a banana tree that was looming over the house and then getting an angry text from his wife about not wasting the bananas so he carried the banana stalk down the alley toward his wife's house on his should and got jumped by a bunch of fuckken monkeys whole mugged him for his nanners.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I would never tell anyone that story, but then I watched that video and realized how loving awesome and Masculine monkeys were

I'm glad they took his nanners, that's Natural Selection imo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Also can we put a "Watch" on Sheep Goat for the living in Thailand thing?

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Schweinhund posted:

I speak thai so I can provide subtitles

"Hey monkey, hey monkey"
"get off my bike!"
"Hey monkey"
"Hey"
"Hey"
"That bike is for humans"
"You hit him, how outrageous!"
"Oh look at theat monkey"
[unintelligible]
"monkey"
"Oh look at the monkey"
"you showed him who's boss"

the guy says 'oi motherfucker' to the monkey, then his friend says 'it's pissing on your bike', then he throws the shoe. i guess the monkey speaks thai too, because the moment it gets called a motherfucker it pisses all over the bike in revenge and then charges the dude

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

What I'm saying is that if that fight took place on a school yard, the kids would all be like "Yeah, Wong started it, but Monkey hosed him up" and Monkey would be the cool kid and Wong would be the bitch

If you're looking for a generic name in Thai Wong is a poor choice. Try Somchai instead.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yeah okay replace "Wong" with "Somchai" then he still got his rear end kicked

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Looks like he's...spanking the monkey :frogc00l:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

Also can we put a "Watch" on Sheep Goat for the living in Thailand thing?

That's a real dumb stereotype just so you know, because you're the sort of person who actually cares about not spewing really dumb stereotypes.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sheep-Goats posted:

That's a real dumb stereotype just so you know, because you're the sort of person who actually cares about not spewing really dumb stereotypes.

Yeah you're right it was a cheap shot, you know I was joking though :angel:

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sheep-Goats do people sometimes pm you and say "HEY, YOU OWE ME A NEW MONITOR!!! :haw:" because of your av???

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