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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the guy who washes his hands before touching his dick

the guy who spits in the urinal

the guy who continues his phone conversation

the guy who is having a very hard time peeing

the guy who sighs loudly when the handicapped stall is taken

the guy who mumbles under his breath from the moment he enters until the moment he leaves

the guy who brushes his teeth at work

the guy who vapes and thinks nobody knows

who am I forgetting

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exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

teh guys who wash their face and gargle sinkwater every few hours

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

the guy who pretends he is not sitting in a stall taking a poo poo by sitting silently, waiting for it to be all clear because no one can hear my bodily noises they're embarassing!!!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the guy who leaves all his phone sounds on

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

the guy who tries to chat with someone they've never met while pissing next to each other

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

the guy who doesn't flush

the guy who uses the whole roll of toilet paper to cover the seat

the guy who doesn't wash his hands

the guy who eats his lunch in the stall

the guy who blows his nose in the sink

the guy who takes the urinal right next to you, looks at you, and says "hey, what's up?"

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the guy who can't dry his hands with less than nine feet of paper towel

the guy who washes his feet in the sink and leaves janky foot smelling water all over the counter and floor

the guy who walks up to you at the urinal while you pee and talks about the loving weather

the guy who sits on a rancid bowl of his own poo poo for 45 minutes reading a free newspaper he got on the bus

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

the guy who leaves all his phone sounds on

*camera sound from the stall*

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

flakeloaf posted:

the guy who sits on a rancid bowl of his own poo poo for 45 minutes posting

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

bradzilla posted:

the guy who tries to chat with someone they've never met while pissing next to each other

Mr. Apollo posted:

the guy who takes the urinal right next to you, looks at you, and says "hey, what's up?"

flakeloaf posted:

the guy who walks up to you at the urinal while you pee and talks about the loving weather

we might have a weiner

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

bradzilla posted:

the guy who pretends he is not sitting in a stall taking a poo poo by sitting silently, waiting for it to be all clear because no one can hear my bodily noises they're embarassing!!!

Cat Face Joe posted:

the guy who leaves all his phone sounds on

yard salad posted:

*camera sound from the stall*

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

the guy who spits in the urinal

there's a guy here who does this while loving around with his phone


flakeloaf posted:

the guy who washes his feet in the sink and leaves janky foot smelling water all over the counter and floor

what

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

the guy who grunts like they're passing a brick every 5 seconds

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the guy who, every single time he shits, barely gets his pants down before exploding noisily

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the guy who obsessively catalogs his coworkers' pooping habits, identifying them by their shoes

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


wudu

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the guy who jammed paper towels in one of our toilets this morning, for some reason???

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

the guy who swears really loudly while taking a poo poo

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Mr. Apollo posted:

the guy who swears really loudly while taking a poo poo

the guy who has to let everyone now how hard he's making GBS threads. the guy who needs to be a Manly Shitter

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

yard salad posted:

*camera sound from the stall*

lol

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

the guy who farts for 30 seconds before actually making GBS threads

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the guy who's been sitting there on twitter for twenty minutes when you come in so he squeezes out another tiny poop so that you know he's Actively Pooping

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

As a Millennial I posted:

the guy who spits in the urinal

i h8 this guy with all my heart irl

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
the guy who spits in the urinal but its gum, or a tobacco pouch

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
spitting in the toilet first is essential for testing the water

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the guy who wipes his snot on the wall above the urinal

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
It Takes 17 Sheets Of Paper Towel To Dry These Hands guy

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the guy who walks in, sees that one stall is occupied, turns around and walks out

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
the guy who cant bathroom if there are other people in there but oops walked in anyway cant walk out disgraced and instead will wash their hands until everyone leaves

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

the guy in the airport with the wide stance tapping his foot

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
the guy that justifies the existence of $0.75 cent condom machines in the mens room of a run down gas station in the middle of nowhere

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Sniep posted:

the guy that justifies the existence of $0.75 cent condom machines in the mens room of a run down gas station in the middle of nowhere

the guy who lost a quarter in that machine and will spend the next ten minutes pounding on it and cursing to nobody

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the guy who peeks though the crack to "see if the stall is occupied"

landofcake
May 7, 2009

CANNONBALL TAFFY O' JONES!!!
the guy who shat in the bin

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Sniep posted:

It Takes 17 Sheets Of Paper Towel To Dry These Hands guy

Variant

the "it takes 17 sheets of paper towel to dry these hands guy' but standing in front of the one and only dispenser, where you have to wave your hand, take a sheet, wait for reset while keeping waving hand until it clicks and again dispenses one more, over and over again, all while you wait for just one sheet

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Sniep posted:

Variant

the "it takes 17 sheets of paper towel to dry these hands guy' but standing in front of the one and only dispenser, where you have to wave your hand, take a sheet, wait for reset while keeping waving hand until it clicks and again dispenses one more, over and over again, all while you wait for just one sheet

oh, i see you've met leaves bathroom with two giant wet dripping handprints on the back of his shirt guy

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


the guy who hands you a warm towel after washing your hands and recommends you try the whiskey and water lotion

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the two guys locked in a stalemate, each waiting for the other to break the silence and start wiping

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

the guy who rattles the stall door to see if it's occupied

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Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


the guy who peers under the stall door to see if its occupied

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