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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
snipe

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

echinopsis posted:

gently caress you! boards are the greatest

wanna upgarde all three boards at my work

theyre nice but there are loads of olde,r cheaper boards so i dont understand why you would use something new and nice when you could be using something old and lovely

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
because I base my worth as a human on new consumeer purchases

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Last Chance posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmfao

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer

echinopsis posted:

pretty sure it was called carbon from massdrop or something


anyway searching for it was fruitless but found this


I like it. not the baord colours but that dark grey

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sweate

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
I'm the degauss button

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Symbolic Butt posted:

I'm the degauss button

im the sound thats made when you press the button

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Syncopated posted:

im the sound thats made when you press the button

now that poo poo is off the hook

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Symbolic Butt posted:

I'm the degauss button

text me

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

idk what all the hubbub is I can type triple digit wpm with no errors on a surface 3 keyboard cover with bigass hands. your choice of keyboard doesn't really matter at all

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Bloody posted:

idk what all the hubbub is I can type triple digit wpm with no errors on a surface 3 keyboard cover with bigass hands. your choice of keyboard doesn't really matter at all

stfu autist fucktard. this is for keyboard connoisseurs. its for craftsmen with taste. take your utilitarian piece of poo poo and get to the back of the bus. gently caress off.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
brother you said that better than I could have in a million years. god speed son

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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neat, new kb thread

a couple ~tech journalism~ outlets have been calling this mechanical but i've fairly sure it's a scissor boar

still, after lusting after an optiomus maximus/popularis for years, 200$ for a gimmick board instead of 1500$ for a gimmick board brings this into the realm of reason, and just for the novelty i think it's worth a mention in the fancy kb thread



it probably types like hot piss tough

https://www.sonderdesign.com/

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Smythe posted:

stfu autist fucktard. this is for keyboard connoisseurs. its for craftsmen with taste. take your utilitarian piece of poo poo and get to the back of the bus. gently caress off.

type on whatever you want, nerd, just know that i can out-type you with one hand behind my back

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
saw the thread title and thought it was about echinopsis' or moo cow's or whoever's dryer coming off the wall

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
i'm not a keyboard thread regular so idk if this is some classic troll image but if not smythe pls gas and ban everyone itt including yourself for letting this thread get to 3 pages without getting trap sprung over the key layout

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
its not that weird. what the gently caress jony

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

its not that weird. what the gently caress jony

the o every time you wanted to type an i would get pretty irritating tbh

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Bloody posted:

type on whatever you want, nerd, just know that i can out-type you with one hand behind my back

this might be difficult for your small automaton skull to comprehend - but this thread is about appreciating the artistry, the beauty, and the elegant tactile feedback of well-crafted keyboars. it has nothing to do with speed. the fact that you find it so difficult to comprehend this is a towering monument to your autism. a rainman who is literally blind to beauty. i'd laugh if it wasn't so depressing.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

jony ive aces posted:

i'm not a keyboard thread regular so idk if this is some classic troll image but if not smythe pls gas and ban everyone itt including yourself for letting this thread get to 3 pages without getting trap sprung over the key layout

jony if you dont think this kb is sick as hell and want to gently caress it you need to gently caress off

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
your keyboard is sick

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

the o every time you wanted to type an i would get pretty irritating tbh

ioc

i lack the autism to notice that kind of error

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

ioc

i lack the autism to notice that kind of error

i had to look for it when jony made his coplaint. still a sick baord and if your a touch typer and its programmed correctly it won't make a single difference

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
of course of course my friend

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i dont even look at the letters. :smug:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
keybaords have letters? gently caress

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

echinopsis posted:

ioc

i lack the autism to notice that kind of error

I looked at that picture for a long time and didn't notice anything, maybe I'm the autistic one

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Smythe posted:

jiny of yiu dint thonk thos kb os sock as hell and want ti gently caress ot yiu need ti gently caress iff
i still think it's a rad looking keyboard. it's like a hot woman with big boobs and a lazy eye

don't get all worked up over a keyboard's appearance and then get all smug about never looking at it though

jony ive aces fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Jan 8, 2016

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

posting on a chromebook, this keyboard is mad wack and it still works just fine for me, sorry for your snobbery

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

echinopsis posted:

the lesson is don't ever try something nicer
:ohdear:

gonna stick with my scissorlift logitech g110 then :ohdear:

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
how many of you bring in your own keyboard to the office?

i would probably make fun of you, but i brought my own mouse.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i brought my own trackball

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer

Bloody posted:

i brought my own trackball

bravo, forum poster Bloody

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer

Olivil posted:

bravo, forum poster Bloody

please describe your trackball in greater details

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

lmbo

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Olivil posted:

please describe your trackball in greater details

it's good

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

jony ive aces posted:

i'm not a keyboard thread regular so idk if this is some classic troll image but if not smythe pls gas and ban everyone itt including yourself for letting this thread get to 3 pages without getting trap sprung over the key layout

lil


I don't know much about this keyboard stuff, so which of my keyboards is better, IBM XT, IBM PS/2 (Model M) or IBM AS/400? If I lived in a world where I still used function keys, 34 of them would be cool, but yeah not so much now.

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

surebet posted:

neat, new kb thread

a couple ~tech journalism~ outlets have been calling this mechanical but i've fairly sure it's a scissor boar

still, after lusting after an optiomus maximus/popularis for years, 200$ for a gimmick board instead of 1500$ for a gimmick board brings this into the realm of reason, and just for the novelty i think it's worth a mention in the fancy kb thread



it probably types like hot piss tough

https://www.sonderdesign.com/
i really dont understand what the use case for this sort of thing is

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