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Who commands your sword?
Santaaaa
Every one else, manipulated by the eternal jew (prob)
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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
oh it's coming, time to get beefy and pick a side, bitches!

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resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

not without a figgy pudding

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I'm eat people like santa for breakfast!

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
theres no goku option stupid jabrone

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
this poll has neither check boxes nor enough options. please try again, op.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i will destroy christmas

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gonna fight for the jews, personally.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Anime?? It's like you guys don't even care about your culture. THIS is why the muslims are winning

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
You don't need more check options, the war on xmas is very stark - your either with santa, or against him

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Black Bones posted:

Anime?? It's like you guys don't even care about your culture. THIS is why the muslims are winning

it's people like you who are ruining goon culture. no check box poll, no goku, no cuck, no imgay, no bush/towers! THIS is why the animes are winning!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Black Bones posted:

Anime?? It's like you guys don't even care about your culture. THIS is why the muslims are winning

in japan they buy fried chicken and lovely cakes for christmas, and it is more like valentines day than a family thing.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I've picked my side in the war on Christmas and i choose isis

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Serious Frolicking posted:

in japan they buy fried chicken and lovely cakes for christmas, and it is more like valentines day than a family thing.

KFC convincing the Japanese people that Kentucky fried chicken is the traditional Christmas food is one of the greatest coups in the history of advertising. You have to make reservations with KFC two months in advance or be forced wait for two hours in a line just to get your Christmas chicken in Japan.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Japan could use a few more nukes, if you ask me


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've picked my side in the war on Christmas and i choose isis

mods??

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

that fat man has bought my allegiance with a lot of presents

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Team Krampus motherfuckers. Bow before Krampus! Give him your bad children!!

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
Hail Krampus!

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Jenkem Delivery posted:

Team Krampus motherfuckers. Bow before Krampus! Give him your bad children!!



he is slave to santa. santa supremacy.


santa is such a powerful god even atheists don't deny his existence.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Typical germans, looked at xmas, and were like "needs more creepy goat-men and spanking"

Macasaurus posted:

that fat man has bought my allegiance with a lot of presents

Exactly, it's our rational self-interest.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Dear Santa, please bring America more coal so that we can be great again.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I am ready to fight and die for Christmas

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

he is slave to santa. santa supremacy.


santa is such a powerful god even atheists don't deny his existence.

Krampus will kick St Nick's Pussy rear end

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Team Krampus motherfuckers. Bow before Krampus! Give him your bad children!!



Krampus is on Santa's side. He's the wetworks man, he does what needs to be done and Santa gets plausible deniability.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'm on the side of the piss girls

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I will grab Santa by his pansy-rear end little wrists and start swinging.

Stop hitting yourself, Santa!
Why are you hitting yourself? Stop it!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

ghlbtsk posted:

I will grab Santa by his pansy-rear end little wrists and start swinging.

Stop hitting yourself, Santa!
Why are you hitting yourself? Stop it!

Santa would crush your skull with one hand.

He's not really fat, he's got a bit of a gut but the rest of that is all muscle.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
sorry to break it to you guys, but santa isn't real :(

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

sorry to break it to you guys, but santa isn't real :(

Ftfy. :catbert:

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

sorry to break it to you guys, but santa isn't real :(

You will burn infidel!

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Head of Krampus is a bad spacebar item, but I'll usually pick up the Lump of Coal.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

sorry to break it to you guys, but santa isn't real :(

The greatest trick that Santa ever pulled, man.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

There is not a war against Christmas, so is this...what is this?
Christmas, who are you mad at? Christmas...:jewish:

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
ok i lied, sorry guys. i am santa ama.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

ok i lied, sorry guys. i am santa ama.
where the gently caress was my Optimus Prime i asked for for five years, Santa?

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

RanchoRube posted:

Head of Krampus is a bad spacebar item, but I'll usually pick up the Lump of Coal.

Same.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

ok i lied, sorry guys. i am santa ama.

Santa Ana? Well, Feliz Navidad, muchacho.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

symbolic posted:

where the gently caress was my Optimus Prime i asked for for five years, Santa?

you were bad. things have tightened up in the north poll and more children have been deemed bad. sorry you got caught in this political turmoil.

I.C. posted:

Santa Ana? Well, Feliz Navidad, muchacho.

hhahahaha no... ASK ME ANYTHING like on that site readit.org. i am not a historical mexican figure nor am i mexican at all. i am a cis white male living with a wife (who cannot bear children) and several thousand dwarves who were unwanted by their birth families.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

you were bad. things have tightened up in the north poll and more children have been deemed bad. sorry you got caught in this political turmoil.

Do you really drink the milk? Want me to just leave a glass of Rumchata?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

you were bad. things have tightened up in the north poll and more children have been deemed bad. sorry you got caught in this political turmoil.

Then why'd you bring me a bicycle and a Scooby-Do, Where Are You! Clue board when I got snowed in that time?

I needed the coal, man. It was cold.

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

hhahahaha no... ASK ME ANYTHING like on that site readit.org. i am not a historical mexican figure nor am i mexican at all. i am a cis white male living with a wife (who cannot bear children) and several thousand dwarves who were unwanted by their birth families.

Roger that. Say Santa, what's the deal with Rudolph? I won't name names. You can give it to me straight.

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