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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


How do you think this would affect the game?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Duke, no bubblegum: Blow it out your rear end.

Duke, with bubblegum: [blows it out his mouth]

Cantaloupe
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

I think it would look a little something... like this.........

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


is there a canon flavour that duke likes?!

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

I may not be as cute as the other girls, but I'm the best at arm wrestling!


the ultimate toilet

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



He would probably only kick half as much rear end since having bubble gum would distract him from the rear end kicking.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Duke nukem forever probably

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


SPACE HOMOS posted:

He would probably only kick half as much rear end since having bubble gum would distract him from the rear end kicking.

That makes sense but he could also blow bubbles like that cop chick in robocop

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Nation posted:

is there a canon flavour that duke likes?!
No, Serious Sam prefers cannon flavor.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



Nation posted:

That makes sense but he could also blow bubbles like that cop chick in robocop

Keep in mind she gets owned multiple times and dies in Robocop 3.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


I think i should point out my theory that the aliens busted up dukes ride, possibly containing his last pack of juicy fruit

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


FactsAreUseless posted:

No, Serious Sam prefers cannon flavor.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


SPACE HOMOS posted:

Keep in mind she gets owned multiple times and dies in Robocop 3.

well erm she is a chick playing a mans role hehe

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo


Someone else would have stepped in and kicked all the rear end in that game instead of Duke, leaving him (and thus us) a mere spectator to the violence. For some, this would be boring, but to the thinking people among us, it would be a solemn meditation on the theme that "war is hell".

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



FactsAreUseless posted:

Duke, no bubblegum: Blow it out your rear end.

Duke, with bubblegum: [blows it out his mouth]

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

duke pulls out a to-do list for the day, the list has 2 entries with empty boxes next to them: kick rear end, and chew bubblegum

duke takes out a pen and checks off chew bubblegum

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009




Nation posted:

is there a canon flavour that duke likes?!

grape big league chew

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006


The coolest thing about duke nukem was the reflective mirrors. HELL YEAH.

Edit: COME GET SOME.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

Alabaster White posted:

grape big league chew

pro choice, duke

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.



He would have probably go home and take a nap instead.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

"I'm here to kick rear end and chew bubblegum!"

Duke checks his pocket and finds a pipe bomb and half a pack of trident.


After exploding the pig cop into bloody chunks, he walks away with clean teeth but a disappointed look in his eyes

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

My cause is just...my will is strong...and my gun is very, very large!




duckfarts posted:

pro choice, duke

I'm imagining John St.John growling out "her body, her choice"

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010


Maybe he would be kind enough to share some with Rowdy Roddy (RIP) since he was also all out of gum.

Also Doug Huggem was very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGu4zQgTvg
The recording session is more appropriate though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owaxPvRSvA0

Bamford Brownstone fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Dec 18, 2015

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013


Never believe in lies





Shoehead posted:

I'm imagining John St.John growling out "her body, her choice"

I'd play the Duke Nukem game where Duke's voiceclips are just him lecturing people about equal rights.

sants
May 17, 2003

free beavis


actually i think duke was fine with the alien apocalypse until his ride got shot up

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Do pig cops look like normal cops to people without the glasses??

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum?

Aliens: I'm the cops.

Duke: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... you got any gum?

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!


FactsAreUseless posted:

Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum?

Aliens: I'm the cops.

Duke: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... you got any gum?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



Duke is a very impulsive character. He chews all his bubblegum as soon as he gets it. If he were to hold off on chewing the gum, delay his gratification, he would no longer be the Duke that we know.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

[posting intensifies]


duke doesnt actually care about bubblegum OP, he just says it as a witty line, NOT because of a desire for bubblegum. please see my essay on this subject in the duke nukem wikia discussion page.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

FactsAreUseless posted:

Duke: Ehhhh... you got any gum?

Aliens: I'm the cops.

Duke: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... you got any gum?

i wanna hear all of duke's lines voiced by norm macdonald now

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

i'm gonna... rip off your head and poo poo down your throat! ha haaaaaa, yeah! your throat!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


Duke: Excuse me sir--

Alien: occupado...

Duke: do you have any gu-

Alien: Occupado!

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