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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Some stuff from the other thread:

Booblord Zagats posted:

Wrong Death Star. It's about the stealing of the original Death Star (from Ep 4) plans and may or may not actually tie in to the Rebels TV show, not the stealing of the plans from Endor (Return of the Jedi)

What makes you think I was thinking of the other one? I even used a partial quote from Ep 4.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Man, can you imagine how awful the crumbling remains of the Imperial VA must be? "I lost my leg when a bunch of teddy bears crushed me under a deadfall, and now you're telling me I have to wait until next year to see a specialist so he can determine whether or not I need a robot limb? I had to wait six months just to soak in that giant tank of goo."

What I want to see is a movie about the dismantling of the Imperial Army and how its remains form a variety of anti-Republic rebellions spread across the galaxy that fight each other and the new government.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

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Booblord Zagats posted:

"Many Bothans" is from Episode 6

I wasted WAY too much of my youth watching Jedi on repeat to be wrong on this

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeabed9N9M

Ah ok. For some reason I thought that scene was from Ep 4, but yeah it was the old man in that one.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Analogical posted:

Another cameo: Simon Pegg was the alien trader Rey sold poo poo to.

Even knowing this ahead of time, I couldn't tell. Didn't recognize Craig either, but I didn't know about him.

Whoever said it earlier was right: that movie hit all the right marks. And it didn't have a bunch of awkward shakey-cam and lens flares, either.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dude McAwesome posted:

Movie was loving great. It was fun and I was smiling all the way through. Though I did click on an unmarked link in another thread that ruined Kylo is Han's son and then he kills him. So that was pretty poo poo!

So what's the deal with the Rebellion? They mentioned the current government running the show is the Republic, so is Leia basically the leader of a state sanctioned militia?

It seems like the new Republic is still building up. It doesn't span all the territory of the previous Republic or the Empire. The First Order seems to have it's own territory, carved from the Empire. I took it that the Resistance was basically the new rebellion in the Order's territory, with support from the Republic.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ManMythLegend posted:

Yeah Finn was awesome. I just about died when BB8 returned his thumbs up during the scene in the Falcon.

Really glad I'm going back next weekend, and doubly so now that you've reminded me of that.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

USMC503 posted:

Yeah I had Solo spoiled for me.

IDK, I felt disappointed by the movie. Maybe I had it too hyped up in my head, but I felt like it was missing a lot or something. I definitely felt like the entire movie was to set up the next one. None of the other episodes left us on a cliffhanger, granted that in of itself wasn't awful.

Vader went spinning off into space at the end of 4, and Empire had kind of an ominous ending like this one.

I think the difference between Luke and Rey is that Luke was trying to figure everything out as he went and gain some measure of control. Rey seems to be just rolling with the poo poo as it comes, which to me seems like the way it's "supposed" to work. Do or do not there is no try, feel it flow through you, etc.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Dec 21, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fister Roboto posted:

So does this make Simon Pegg the first person to be in both Star Trek and Star Wars?

I thought so, but google says no. If you include the cartoons like Rebels and Clone Wars, there are several Star Trek alums (George Takei, Brent Spiner, Ron Perlman, etc) that did voice work. There are also a couple of Star Trek aliens who were in the Star Wars movies as background characters or aliens, like Felix Silla who was an Ewok and a Talosian in The Cage.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Also still one of the funniest lines about the prequels ever:
"Anyway so Anakin kneels before monster mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash."

I read this in his voice unintentionally :)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Oh, everybody did that. Last week I got a random text (I think from an old AF friend) that had a link to that whole loving scene starting when he approaches the catwalk. Fortunately it wasn't really a huge surprise that they'd kill him off. On the list of spoilers it's no "snape kills dumbledore." :v:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ManMythLegend posted:

I had his death spoiled by a Lego catalog that came out right after the first trailer. Though I did spend the last year hoping I was wrong. :(

Wait, what?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol:


Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Booblord Zagats posted:

the Mormons of the Dark Side or whatever

A bunch of idiots signing up so they can have multiple wives. Emo Rylo Ken makes a lot of sense in this scenario, he can't get any.

Edit: Definitely a thumbs up. There are so many callbacks in this movie that if he were flipping Finn off there'd be two versions of the movie and in one of them BB-8 would've done it first just to revive the argument.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm actually enjoying quite a few of his tweets.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mr. Nice! posted:

So I was thinking and it seems pretty obvious to me that Rey is either Luke's kid or was left on that planet by him. The map to find him was partially in R2D2 and the other part just happens to be left on a junkworld where a force sensitive orphan was abandoned years before. It would be silly for her to have anything to do with obiwan on this point.

It's also 30 years later, so Kenobi was dead for like a decade when she was born.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

What is it about people in this series to just abandon their kids all over the place?

You'd think Star Wars was set in Baltimore or St Louis.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
With that blinged out armor you know that's exactly what she'd say. I assumed she told him to present it because she suspected/knew he hadn't fired it, though.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

piL posted:

The Great Wall took twenty years to build

I think I know what you're referring to, and no it didn't. It took 20 years to connect a lot of preexisting walls, but the final product was not the giant stone wall we see today. It was mostly dirt and wood.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Naked Bear posted:

Petition to rename GiP to "Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty."

Concur

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
My brain can't decide which part of that should make it break.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
There's probably a deleted scene or two that deals more with the planets that got wiped out and the implications that were glossed over in the release.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Her interviews leading up to this one were hilarious. No idea what she's on, but who cares, let her go out how she wants.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Did anyone else think she kind of read his mind after he offers to teach her? And that's how she suddenly stopped being poo poo with a light saber?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Like, a McNulty-type Stormtrooper would have been pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I also think it's her more emotional nature compared to Luke trying to think about everything. He fights letting it "flow" through him, while she seems to do it pretty naturally.

Edit: But after reading that post, the scene where she sits in the rebel helmet suddenly becomes loving brilliant instead of mildly entertaining.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Embedding, because gently caress yes, this is the best ending for 2015 short of Putin pushing buttons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YZfAJDYeOk

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

JSARSOM posted:

Advise the little poo poo not to drink much before hand, or you'll have to get up and take him to restroom.

Yeeeeup. If you can get away with maintaining control of his drink, that'll help a lot. But if his parents don't do it (ie he's used to having it himself), it probably won't go over well.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

Thinking back on it, they really got Luke's expression in that last scene right. He knew he couldn't avoid this, that someone would seek him out one day, hell, he left that map for a reason, but after his failure as a teacher, uncomfortably close to the way Obi Wan failed his father, he dreads having to take up the mantle again.

That was actually one of my favorite parts of the movie, just the expression on his face.

Edit: A few days ago I heard that in that scene, he's standing at a gravesite. I didn't notice if that's true, so if anyone goes to see it again, look for a headstone or something.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Spacman posted:

I still feel sorry for him. The poor bstard has saved the galaxy twice, destroyed a gigantic death station twice, turned his father from the dark side, been turned by the emperor and redeemed.

This former warrior has swum through a kilometer of poo poo, all he wants to do is smoke weed and grow a beard, but kids.


I feel more sorry for Han. Brian Quinn described it pretty well after he took his mom: Pretend that at 70 years old you're still not retired, and you're still not good at your job (he owes everyone money, he's being accused by multiple parties of cheating, everybody's walking all over his loving ship to kill him), you're estranged from your spouse for years, and your kid is the new Hitler. What kind of life is that? Then your kid stabs you to death, you fall in a pit, then they blow up the pit.

Kind of got a point. Han Solo is basically a veteran.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Plot twist: Obi Wan was Anakin's dad, but his mom lied to avoid pissing off Liam Neeson.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Rey's insta-bread was not CG. :stare:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Holy poo poo, that's the most THE FUTURE thing I've ever seen.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

Was it edible though?

The effects guy said it was, but was really awful. I'm not sure if that part was a joke and it was some kind of expanding foam or if it was actually an awful fast-rise bread thing.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Okay, I'm going to nerd the gently caress out here. Way back when I was a kid, I read up on all the dorky expanded universe stuff, technical manuals, etc. And they all said that Y-Wing fighters were slow, outdated, and basically useless . They also always used the first Death Star fight as reference, because only one Y-Wing survived.

But there were only 8 Y-Wings in the fight. 2 X-Wings survived, out of 22. And one of those X-Wings only survived because of Han Solo's intervention. So, clearly, either the Y-Wing was a better fighter, or their pilots were way better, or both.

Pseudo realtalk, it would depend on how they were employed. There's overlap in capabilities between F-16s and F-22s, but if you've got both you want to use them where their strengths were strongest. The rebels didn't have enough of anything to really dictate any terms, they were fighting however they could.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Every time you guys mention wookiepedia, I remember how someone posted the page about Bojack Horseman, Jedi Pilot or whatever. Then I realize you're still going to that website.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeris posted:

Lucas did A Good Job in ANH's trench battle representing equally the arrogance of the Imperial commanders and the scrappiness of the rebels. Military realism had to eat the difference, but in a sci fi flick that's completely acceptable.

Remember how horrible the alternative is - when storytelling takes a back seat to conveying a system of rules that only exists in the fictional universe - midichlorians.

I just wanna know how much dick art covers the space bathrooms on the Death Star.

It's pretty well established that the trench scene was based on The Dam Busters, since it's basically a shot-for-shot remake.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

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Zeris posted:

Rey gay fyi

I hope that's one of the off-year movies.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

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I'm in love with this.

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Aug 28, 2002

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdsc4Q4R2k

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