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 Franklin "Dictator for life" Roosevelt  William "Wild Bill" Clinton  Lyndon "Kill every fucker in Vietnam" Johnson  George "Finish my portrait already" Washington  Abraham "The pretty good emancipator" Lincoln  Richard "Go gently caress yourselves, shitbirds" Nixon Pls vote I'm recording these so I can update the wikipedia article
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your god drat mom, OP
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Dec 20, 2015 05:44
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If you vote Other you're wrong btw
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Dec 20, 2015 05:45
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Voted other because of President Pierce
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Dec 20, 2015 05:46
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Abraham Lincoln. Also, LBJ was a loving nutjob. Listen to the tapes he kept obsessively - that guy was not right in the head. Clinton and Nixon are more alike than they are different.
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Dec 20, 2015 05:46
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I Wish FDR was still the president, or at least somebody else with Polio and a very unattractive wife
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Dec 20, 2015 05:47
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If you vote Lincoln you are wrong, that rear end in a top hat started the Civil War!
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Dec 20, 2015 05:48
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Aralan posted:I Wish FDR was still the president, or at least somebody else with Polio and a very unattractive wife He did give us our first lesbian First Lady, so there is also that extra progressive cred for him.
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Dec 20, 2015 05:49
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john adams
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Dec 20, 2015 05:49
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I'll also accept write in votes for Andrew "Suck my dick you Brit fucks" Jackson and Theodore "Lol war is awesome" Roosevelt
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Dec 20, 2015 05:50
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I like Ike.
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Dec 20, 2015 05:50
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Aralan posted:I Wish FDR was still the president, or at least somebody else with Polio and a very unattractive wife 
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Dec 20, 2015 05:50
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guthrie
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Dec 20, 2015 05:52
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I'm the very modern lightswitches
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Dec 20, 2015 05:52
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Jed Bartlet
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Dec 20, 2015 05:53
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Tricky dick may not be the BEST American president, but he's the MOST american president.
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Dec 20, 2015 05:53
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redreader posted:Tricky dick may not be the BEST American president, but he's the MOST american president. Hmm, I agree, if the question is President? it's harder to come up with a better answer than Nixon
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Dec 20, 2015 05:55
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It's both Roosevelts. They both are the only two presidents to have ever effected economic policy in a meaningful and positive manner for the people of America, not just the crusty rear end millionaires at the top, and indeed were adversarial against them
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Dec 20, 2015 05:55
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old wiley waclawski
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Dec 20, 2015 05:55
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Shaquin posted:It's both Roosevelts. They both are the only two presidents to have ever effected economic policy in a meaningful and positive manner for the people of America, not just the crusty rear end millionaires at the top All votes for FDR also count for TR, don't worry
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Dec 20, 2015 05:55
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Bully!
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Dec 20, 2015 05:56
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That guy from 24.
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Dec 20, 2015 05:58
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In an alternate universe, the Manhattan Project actually resulted in FDR obtaining an Iron Man suit and living forever
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Dec 20, 2015 05:58
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Martin O'Malley
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Dec 20, 2015 05:59
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In a different alternate universe, Bill Clinton never had to leave office and America entered a period of unending prosperity that we named the "Pets.com era"
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Dec 20, 2015 05:59
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Lincoln is by far the worst. Yes let's immediately start a civil war that will kill 600,000 and maim millions 
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Dec 20, 2015 06:00
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A note that it is in the historical record that a cabal of the wealthiest men in the country did enter into a compact to assassinate FDR and replace the United States government with a fascist dictatorship. These men's descendants are likely running around in the same, most likely larger companies today.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:00
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There exists a timeline where Nixon is worshipped like a god, Watergate was never discovered and his minimum income plan made America into the shining light of global democracy that the rest of the planet followed
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Dec 20, 2015 06:01
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Voted FDR, even though his horrible wife nuked every American city.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:02
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Lincoln actually gets shot right in the brain piece in every timeline, but in some of them he says "friend of the family" right before he dies
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Dec 20, 2015 06:04
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wide stance posted:Lincoln is by far the worst. Yes let's immediately start a civil war that will kill 600,000 and maim millions starting a civil war and killing a bunch of gutless slaver poo poo is okay. he is the worst because he didn't finish the loving job
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Dec 20, 2015 06:04
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Ted "Street Cred" Roosevelt
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Dec 20, 2015 06:04
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wide stance posted:Lincoln is by far the worst. Yes let's immediately start a civil war that will kill 600,000 and maim millions This is honestly, the only valid response to sedition as grand as an attempt to divest themselves from the nation as a whole. All the more so to put an end to a slave and human suffering based non viable economy.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:05
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they are all the best! America owns, bitches
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Dec 20, 2015 06:07
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Shaquin posted:This is honestly, the only valid response to sedition as grand as an attempt to divest themselves from the nation as a whole. All the more so to put an end to a slave and human suffering based non viable economy. this is honestly, the worst loving use of punctuation. All the more so to babble about inane poo poo.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:08
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Shaquin posted:This is honestly, the only valid response to sedition as grand as an attempt to divest themselves from the nation as a whole. All the more so to put an end to a slave and human suffering based non viable economy. He did let George "Terminal Fartbag" McClellan run the army for way too long though, and that is a pretty brutal black mark when you have commanders like Sherman and Grant in the wings
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Dec 20, 2015 06:09
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jackyl posted:they are all the best! America owns, bitches Actually Buchanan was a gigantic pussy and the real cause for the Civil War, or at least it getting to the point it did.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:09
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Shaquin posted:Actually Buchanan was a gigantic pussy and the real cause for the Civil War, or at least it getting to the point it did. Please stay on topic, I'll do my worst president poll later
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Dec 20, 2015 06:10
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Shaquin posted:Actually Buchanan was a gigantic pussy and the real cause for the Civil War, or at least it getting to the point it did. But the civil war had to happen
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Dec 20, 2015 06:11
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jackyl posted:But the civil war had to happen It's only halftime
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