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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

jackyl posted:

But the civil war had to happen

Wrong there is always a democratic solution

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Your poll sucks. The correct answer is Jimmy Carter.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Demonachizer posted:

Your poll sucks. The correct answer is Jimmy Carter.

Get the gently caress out of my thread

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Are you loving kidding me? Maybe you'd like to write in William Henry Harrison you piece of poo poo

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Aralan posted:

Get the gently caress out of my thread

You call this a thread?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Demonachizer posted:

Your poll sucks. The correct answer is Jimmy Carter.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001


Aralan posted:

Are you loving kidding me? Maybe you'd like to write in William Henry Harrison you piece of poo poo

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Lincoln, in his personal correspondence, comes across as an agnostic socialist more than anything else. That along with his frequent bouts of clinical depression and epic pwning of the South make it seem like he should be the default goon favorite.

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Jan 26, 2012

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Lincoln, in his personal correspondence, comes across as an agnostic socialist more than anything else. That along with his frequent bouts of clinical depression and epic pwning of the South make it seem like he should be the default goon favorite.

Yeah but FDR actually did it, until his brain exploded at least

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Don't talk poo poo about Tippecanoe

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Jefferson Davis

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Aralan posted:

Wrong there is always a democratic solution

no, the talking nerds will always lose to someone who will kick their rear end

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

jackyl posted:

no, the talking nerds will always lose to someone who will kick their rear end

Violence never solves any problem.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Violence never solves any problem.

It solves the problem if you win

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Violence never solves any problem.

It solves ALL the problems.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

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bush, the world was less chaotic with him in power

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

jackyl posted:

no, the talking nerds will always lose to someone who will kick their rear end

Actually, Franklin "Full communism now" Roosevelt was incapable of walking under his own power

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
The south has a pretty demonstrable inferiority complex that lingers till today and is still causing problems in modern politics so the Civil War decidedly didn't solve everything 100%. But talking it out wasn't going to work so it's a wash

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
didn't even put the original Roosevelt on there, a shameful loving poll OP



eat teeth you sumbitch

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
His other nickname is Franklin "I'll push the button right now you Manhattan project sons of bitches" Roosevelt

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
why isn't polk on the list??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

didn't even put the original Roosevelt on there, a shameful loving poll OP



eat teeth you sumbitch

He's got the same smile as the aliens from They Live.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

didn't even put the original Roosevelt on there, a shameful loving poll OP



eat teeth you sumbitch

Sorry but TR was basically FDR: The Phantom Menace

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

He's got the same smile as the aliens from They Live.

good I'm glad of it

in other news I can tell you who it WASN'T and that was Franklin Pierce

gently caress Franklin Pierce what a loving clown

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Aralan posted:

Actually, Franklin "Full communism now" Roosevelt was incapable of walking under his own power

yeah he couldn't walk so he made the nukes. That's p good!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Aralan posted:

Sorry but TR was basically FDR: The Phantom Menace

that's it you're on the enemies list :supaburn:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Obama only wishes he was an incompetent a shithead as Franklin Pierce

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

good I'm glad of it

in other news I can tell you who it WASN'T and that was Franklin Pierce

gently caress Franklin Pierce what a loving clown

Hey!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

that's it you're on the enemies list :supaburn:

Sorry you idolize a straight up bitch baby president

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Aralan posted:

Sorry you idolize a straight up bitch baby president

Theodore Roosevelt could break you like a loving twig

AFTER his expedition down the River of Doubt, mind you, which greatly sapped his health and vitality due to the unimaginable rigor and stress

before, he would look upon you and you would melt into a pile of goo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
if Franklin Pierce had lived until Theodore Roosevelt's time, the mere shame of being in Theodore's presence would have caused Pierce to burst into flame

Nien
Apr 29, 2013
Being from somewhere where we don't worship our leaders in some cultish fashion (i mean how friggin big are those statutes in Washington), I find it weird that the land of liberty does so. Treat your leaders like the dude that managed to shaft his way to the top of the bureaucracy. like the dude who managed to not gently caress up enough to run the local mcdonalds.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Oh I'm going to lead a cavalry charge in Cuba, or whatever - Teddy "Fartbaby" Roosevelt

Really well I'll just go ahead and mobilize the entire country into making tanks and warplanes for the free world, plus I'll develop nuclear technology - Franklin "An entire generation grew up with me as the only president" Roosevelt

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Aralan posted:

Oh I'm going to lead a cavalry charge in Cuba, or whatever - Teddy "Fartbaby" Roosevelt

Really well I'll just go ahead and mobilize the entire country into making tanks and warplanes for the free world, plus I'll develop nuclear technology - Franklin "An entire generation grew up with me as the only president" Roosevelt

yes the only charges FDR could have lead would have been in the Special Olympics :twisted:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Nien posted:

Being from somewhere where we don't worship our leaders in some cultish fashion (i mean how friggin big are those statutes in Washington), I find it weird that the land of liberty does so. Treat your leaders like the dude that managed to shaft his way to the top of the bureaucracy. like the dude who managed to not gently caress up enough to run the local mcdonalds.

where are u from?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

jackyl posted:

where are u from?

probably loving Sweden, aka a country whose leaders have been nonfactors domestically and internationally since the Middle Ages

this is somehow a point of pride to them

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

if Franklin Pierce had lived until Theodore Roosevelt's time, the mere shame of being in Theodore's presence would have caused Pierce to burst into flame

Okay, well in fairness the only person who could stand under Theodore "King of the lions" Roosevelt's withering gaze was probably Franklin "God Emperor of These United States" Roosevelt

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