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alnilam

if it rains, check your drains

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alnilam

waste makes haste



ty manifisto

alnilam

when in doubt, flush twice :itoilet:



ty manifisto

City of Glompton

measure twice and get confused anyway when it's time to cut


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Robot Made of Meat

It's not over until after it's started.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

when it rains, it's wet! (outside)



ty manifisto

alnilam

if it's 6 o'clockin, you best be rockin
if it's 10 at night, get in a fight



ty manifisto

Robot Made of Meat

Early to bed, Early to rise,
Can cause hepatitis and shapely, white thighs.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

beer after liquor, never been sicker
liquor after beer, you're in the claer
:evilbuddy::troll::twisted:



ty manifisto

Robot Made of Meat

Give a man a fish, and he'll have a fish.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll have an excuse to drink beer in a boat.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

[to chill good]:get real high; drink some chai
(or one without the other is good too sometimes)

Piso Mojado

any news is bad news

alnilam

do what you oughta
and drink the bong water

City of Glompton

where there's a will, there's a way to procrastinate until the last minute


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Matoi Ryuko


What comes around is all around!

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
what's yours is mine

joke_explainer


red sky at night, sailor's delight
red sky at morn? polish that horn

joke_explainer


rome wasn't built by a cray

City of Glompton

an apple a day is 1 weird old tip doctors hate!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
1 if by land
2 if by sea
3 if by air
4 if by space
5 if by interdimensional
6 we are all so hosed

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City of Glompton

Splatmaster posted:

1 if by land
2 if by sea
3 if by air
4 if by space
5 if by interdimensional
6 we are all so hosed

lol


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

FreshCutFries

alnilam posted:

when it rains, it's wet! (outside)

zidane13

by Smythe
going 2 in my hands is worth 1 look at your bush.

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FreshCutFries

zidane13 posted:

going 2 in my hands is worth 1 look at your bush.

:whitewater:

Robot Made of Meat

It is what it is.






And when they say this, you have every right to punch them in their face.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I say this all the time, not to be mean.
It's a way of saying this is our lot, we can't control it so let it go.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
you mad at your powerlessness

Robot Made of Meat

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
better to flame out, than to drown

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
You win some you lose some or you're a loving cheater

Distance makes the heart grow fonder BUT...
Out of sight out of mind!

If it stinks you will be asked to smell it

Meddle not in the affairs of Wizards because they're crazy

Let sleeping dogs lie... unless you're the bed

You gotta get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool me!

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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

joke_explainer


He who smelt it, is responsible for the general metallurgic properties of it barring any additional tempering or other modifications.

zidane13

by Smythe
once more, thar she breech! - ahab

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joke_explainer


Any landing you can be put into a coffin from is a good one.

alnilam

when in the bush, put two in... rome?

City of Glompton

if you can't say somethin' nice, your burn better be ice


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

ScrubLeague

Hey hey hey, smoke weed every day.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo

alnilam posted:

beer after liquor, never been sicker
liquor after beer, you're in the claer
:evilbuddy::troll::twisted:

noob

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City of Glompton

here is a handy rhyme about flags if you are having a hard time remembering who's what

red, white and blue, america's fuckin' with you
just white and black it's an isis attack


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Korean Boomhauer

Matoi Ryuko posted:

What comes around is all around!

dont you mean "whats all around comes around"??

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Liquid Penguins

by Cowcaster
tight squeeze say please
loose fit oh poo poo

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