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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > you know what they say...
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

alnilam posted:

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage
* # ? Dec 26, 2015 22:05
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ScrubLeague

 Don't buy the cow if you get the sex for free.

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* # ? Dec 26, 2015 22:55
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Quickest way to a vampire's heart is a stake to the heart

* # ? Dec 26, 2015 23:17
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Quickest way to a man's stomach is a steak

* # ? Dec 26, 2015 23:18
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joke_explainer


 Surely, Admiral, you can't plan on having the Eagle, as mighty a spaceship as she is, divert one asteroid while still managing to destroy another within the same night?

That's right, Lieutenant. Tonight we kill two stones with one bird.

* # ? Dec 27, 2015 01:04
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A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



 a stitch in time because im a fat sack of poo poo who cant run very well

* # ? Dec 27, 2015 12:41
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ScrubLeague

 Don't bet the farm, because a farm is generally not negotiable tender for illegal gambling.

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* # ? Dec 27, 2015 12:43
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Daddy took Old Yeller out back and sent it to the farm upstate for obedience training so he'd stop barking all the drat time

* # ? Dec 27, 2015 19:34
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Grandma finally kicked the silver spoon from your mouth, huh?

* # ? Dec 27, 2015 19:36
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 "Nomnom is omnomnom."
- Old Latin saying of the jungle

* # ? Dec 27, 2015 19:38
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba.

* # ? Dec 27, 2015 19:40
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brofco

 It's always better to never not.

* # ? Dec 28, 2015 03:00
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Never say n-word

* # ? Dec 28, 2015 19:06
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alnilam

 Bay is where the BART is

* # ? Dec 28, 2015 19:35
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Grandma and grandpa went into the berry. Grandpa didn't fit.

* # ? Dec 29, 2015 01:25
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Freedom is just another word for being single

* # ? Dec 29, 2015 20:39
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Great minds think like a hivemind

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