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I like to start with the gifts that are obviously clothes. These gifts are never the wow gifts, but they are gifts I know I will use throughout the year and are probably the gifts I will use most often. It sets a good gift giving tone to start with these.
Then, I open the ones that are books. These presents are the ones that lose their sheen the quickest, but are very bright the morning of Christmas. Plus, you can use them as other people are taking their gift opening turns.
Then , I open all of the rectangular items that are in boxes. These gifts are either dud novelties or straight up wow gifts. These are the bread and butter of Christmas.
Throughout these three times, I open at random oddly shaped gifts, to spice things up.
And finally I open cards, these are either empty, and therefore a waste of time, or filled with money. This is the lottery portion of Christmas.
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im going in hard and fast this year its going to be brutal
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AN A+ OPSTER (:
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im going in hard and fast this year its going to be brutal
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i scowl at them until they sheepishly unwrap themselves and then i throw them in the trash. i haven't gotten a present in years.
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a fantasy of olives
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very carefully
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Dec 25, 2015 22:04
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- Laurenz
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They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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from smallest to biggest
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Dec 26, 2015 00:40
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I open mine in whatever order my nephew and niece bring them to me.
I used to be Santa, but they usurped my position.
It's OK though, I'm not bitter.
Well, not very bitter.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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it's not generally a problem
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Dec 26, 2015 02:24
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I don't accept gifts that are wrapped. I don't have that kind of spare time.
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Dec 26, 2015 02:46
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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I recycle every part of the wrapping, and turn it into another gift
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Dec 26, 2015 11:45
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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piss till seared open then clear the sog
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Dec 27, 2015 01:54
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What have you assholes done now?
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im still waiting for spacex to get me my presents but i feel like before i open any ill take the time to read the card and look the person in the eyes and nod sincerely
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Dec 27, 2015 02:18
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I refuse to open gifts in general
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Dec 27, 2015 13:55
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- Laurenz
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They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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I do it in a controlled, hermetically sealed environment so I can make sure my toy collectibles were never touched by human hands.
make sure to wear gloves when handling them
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Dec 27, 2015 17:45
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i listen for ticking
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