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The Saddest Rhino posted:that's the plot of krampus Which was a thing that needed to exist for some reason
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Jose Oquendo posted:So Kung Fu Panda 3 comes out at the end of the month. I bet Star Wars will still gross more that weekend than Kung Fu Panda. KFP1 and 2 were really good, but I've yet to see a trailer for 3 that doesn't make it look like leftovers and rejects of ideas from the first two.
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broken clock opsec posted:KFP1 and 2 were really good, but I've yet to see a trailer for 3 that doesn't make it look like leftovers and rejects of ideas from the first two. No shame in losing to star wars tho...
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Jan 3, 2016 07:21
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Skeezy posted:Those two episodes are great. He's really loving good at playing disgusting creepy bad guy. Pennywise? Say it ain't so!
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Jan 7, 2016 15:47
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:So I'm not alone in thinking these movies are nothing but an ego trip for Johnny Depp right? More like, more dumpsters of cash while the going's easy/good.
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Jan 14, 2016 19:13
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The Store posted:Then what the gently caress is the point of the whole Purge thing if it doesn't actually have a net benefit? Holy poo poo there are people that bought into the premise
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Jan 17, 2016 02:15
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Now, granted, the Suicide Squad trailer is no Mad Max Fury Road, but,
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Jan 20, 2016 14:50
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effectual posted:In that they make his movies seem like Citizen Kane in comparison? Uh his movies stand up pretty well for themselves.
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Jan 21, 2016 04:16
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DrVenkman posted:Doomsday is what comes in the 3rd act of the script, so if Snyder is saying that's all the first 2/3 of the movie they've gone and added a 4th act. It's not like the 3 act structure refers to actual acts as delineated in the text, yo.
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Jan 21, 2016 09:47
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Like, yo, it's James motherfucking Cameron. Just relax. Holy poo poo.
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Jan 22, 2016 23:00
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rakovsky maybe posted:Owning a millennium falcon toy is unacceptable no matter how much "cultural impact" a film series has, Mr. Neato. Psshht I don't see Avatar having any die cast Star Destroyer toys
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Jan 23, 2016 03:42
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Snowman_McK posted:It's always fun discovering just how much stuff the internet is willing to blame Lucas for. Most directors don't make an Attack of the Clones
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Jan 25, 2016 06:45
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Guess what's under represented. Rhinos. All these cries for equality, ugh, and they ignore the most obvious There were rhinos in at least 2 of 3 KFP movies. Michael Clarke Duncan voiced the best one, of course ...
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Feb 9, 2016 18:07
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It's all about pacing, not the runtime. The Dark Knight was 2h32m and felt probably more like 1h45m even though it was exhausting as hell. There's a difference in "consciously avoiding mass civilian death" and "making a mockery of your entire plot". Man of Steel was the former. Ultron went for the latter.
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Mar 18, 2016 21:35
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Electromax posted:Modern oppressors gotta learn to drape their fascism with bright colors and humor, then they can get away with it. Well there is that problem where they had to open like loving 3am and then 7am showings. I can't imagine those 3am'ers had any fun at all. Eventually, of course, they saw reason and started shifted those 'midnight' showings forward to 7pm.
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Mar 18, 2016 22:00
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Is this a "Bernie didn't win Illinois therefore nobody liked Man of Steel" argument? That's new.
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Mar 18, 2016 23:41
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How can we trust statistics if we can't tell how many votes a candidate is going to get?
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Mar 18, 2016 23:45
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Do numbers really exist?
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Mar 18, 2016 23:46
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I am declaring an entire branch of science invalid because we can't predict the future.
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Mar 18, 2016 23:49
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Even the previous Batman continuity (pre-New 52), which you'd think ought to be as straightforward as it should get, got into some ridiculously convoluted poo poo. One of the lesser reasons I like the Nolan Batman so much is that it does have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
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Mar 19, 2016 17:58
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greatn posted:Q: Want to be type cast to nerd poo poo your entire adult life*? Y/N “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”
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Mar 21, 2016 18:10
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PBS Newshour posted:Yes, having your characters get beaten up and hurt does humanize them, but saying someone maybe a compelling protagonist because they get beat up 1000 times more than Indiana Jones is something that I consider qualifiable for the silly zone. Video games are not movies, this is somehow still news to every poster in this thread.
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Mar 23, 2016 03:29
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piratepilates posted:That's like a third of the way through the game, by that point you don't even know the start of the actual story. That's before a lot of the good areas too, that's not even a long area to get through, god drat. This is some Final Fantasy "you just have to spend 100 hours in the tutorial" level stockholm syndrome poo poo, goddamn.
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Mar 23, 2016 16:01
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:The initial reveal of the game at whatever E3 that was was extremely promising back at the time when you didn't assume all that stuff was scripted to hell and back. They brought that back a little at the end of Ep. 2. Ep02's end was utter dogshit though.
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Mar 23, 2016 19:22
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No the cutscene cliffhanger was good, the strider battle was dogshit.
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Mar 23, 2016 19:32
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Renoistic posted:The strider battle was awesome and it felt goooooood blowing them to bits. You already did that a lot in, say, Anticitizen One. The Magnusson was utterly underwhelming as a gimmick and the other component of the fight was driving a vehicle to run over the hunters that accompany the striders, and HL2 vehicles are basically the worst. Like, if they reduced the overall number of striders, didn't have the car, didn't simply spawn the striders in single groups 1 at a time, had some more enemy variety, that last level would have been a lot more satisfying. VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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Mar 23, 2016 19:44
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The MSJ posted:So not only is David Hasselhoff apparently as tall as The Rock, he also still looks pretty good in his lifeguard shorts. The Hoff is 6'4", The Rock is 6'5", so that photo is pretty close. Also, goddamn.
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Mar 24, 2016 07:15
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Snowman_McK posted:What a hack. He won't even use Jada Stevens? Well, this way he doesn't have to add a hijab...
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Mar 24, 2016 13:01
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The Tick is an actual tick and sucks the blood of criminals dry and/or give them autoimmune diseases.
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Mar 30, 2016 03:12
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If I remember correctly, the character was not killed but was revealed to have been captured so they could keep the character around to bring back as an option.
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Mar 31, 2016 01:01
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Detective No. 27 posted:How can a movie be "accidentally good?" Maybe precision only accidentally thinks.
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Mar 31, 2016 17:04
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The Saddest Rhino posted:can someone explain to me the whole demon vs angels painting thing and why it's upside down in lex luthor's home in the end. is that supposed to be thanos? Thanos is the entire plague of those locust things Keep up, grandpa
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Apr 1, 2016 05:59
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Of course not, just keep in mind that they would have chosen the perfect scene to elicit that response amongst comicbook ubernerds who know who Steppenwolf is and what motherboxes are, and that the rest of the deleted scenes may or may not be as awesome as what the showed us. And on its own it doesn't really improve the theatrical cut. We already knew Lex's been into some really bad poo poo based on the painting and his freakout in jail.
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Apr 1, 2016 20:31
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Tom Cruise in ... 50 First Dates.
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Apr 8, 2016 23:52
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What did I just watch?
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Apr 29, 2016 21:21
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Maxwell Lord posted:Of course there's the question of how you write the call sheet. I'm pretty sure call sheets are already written like that.
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CelticPredator posted:The only reason to see this movie is to see Elizabeth Banks ham it up. Pull a Uwe Boll and make both off the same production.
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